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HUSTLER Classic: Come on Barbee, Get Real Barfy
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HUSTLER Classic: Come on Barbee, Get Real Barfy

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken seriously.  Sometimes getting all dolled up has nothing to do with...
Bucking Cowgirls: HUSTLER Honeys Saddle Up for a Sexy Ride
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Bucking Cowgirls: HUSTLER Honeys Saddle Up for a Sexy Ride

When it comes to a good time, these babes aren’t horsing around—or are they? Either way, the hot-to-trot beauties below will leave you...
HUSTLER Classic: Rubber the Right Way
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HUSTLER Classic: Rubber the Right Way

The future can be a scary thing to contemplate. But sometimes, if you gaze into the crystal ball with just the right eyes, it can also be a quite sexy proposition.  With its...
So You Want to Throw an Orgy?
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So You Want to Throw an Orgy?

A practical and emotional guide to planning a group sex session.  Having group sex with one’s partner might seem like an enticing—and simple enough—proposition, but there is much...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: A Busty Brunette Bonanza!
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: A Busty Brunette Bonanza!

Yes, it’s Wednesday, smack dab in the middle of the workweek, and if you’re like most people, you can’t even see Friday on the horizon at this...
HUSTLER Classic: This Shoot Is Bananas
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HUSTLER Classic: This Shoot Is Bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Sometimes a banana is just a banana. And other times it’s definitely a stand-in for a big, fat cock.  Case in point for the latter instance: The April ’86...
Making Beautiful Music: HUSTLER Honeys Hit All the Right Notes
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Making Beautiful Music: HUSTLER Honeys Hit All the Right Notes

Lily Figuera: Full Exposure (September ’13 HUSTLER) With a plucky young thing like Lily, what guy...
HUSTLER Classic: Go to Hell!
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HUSTLER Classic: Go to Hell!

Typically, HUSTLER is in the habit of serving its readers a little slice of heaven with every sexy girl-spread. But that doesn’t mean America’s Magazine doesn’t get a little devilish...
Ashlee Evans-Smith: MMA’s Model Ass-Kicker
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Ashlee Evans-Smith: MMA’s Model Ass-Kicker

After proving her prowess in the cage, UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith is stepping into the limelight with a burgeoning acting career and a growing modeling...
Amber Lynn on the XXX/Mainstream Connection
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Amber Lynn on the XXX/Mainstream Connection

The porn legend discusses how she finds common ground with mainstream musicians and actors on her radio show. Despite the long-held prejudice against...
Drinking With Satan: The Hellish Genius of Night School Studio
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Drinking With Satan: The Hellish Genius of Night School Studio

After grabbing the gaming world’s attention with the critically acclaimed Oxenfree, Night School Studio...
HUSTLER Classic: Singing Aria Giovanni’s Praises
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HUSTLER Classic: Singing Aria Giovanni’s Praises

A fond look back at a Beaver Hunt favorite. As one of HUSTLER’s most iconic sections, the Beaver Hunt amateur showcase has given the world its share of...
Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Is Getting Into Porn? We Have Some Notes
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Steven Spielberg’s Daughter Is Getting Into Porn? We Have Some Notes

It sounds like Steven Spielberg’s daughter is following her famous father’s footsteps and pursuing a...
Sex Drive II: More Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic
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Sex Drive II: More Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Sunday drives: They’ve been a pleasant weekend diversion since the invention of the automobile. And you know what makes them even more pleasant? A hot...
HUSTLER Classic: Sunrise Adams’ Doggy-Style Delight
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HUSTLER Classic: Sunrise Adams’ Doggy-Style Delight

Sometimes a dog’s life can be a very good thing indeed. Here’s a photo-set that would make any red-blooded horndog sit up and beg.  Sunrise Adams...
So You Want to Be a Pro Dominatrix?
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So You Want to Be a Pro Dominatrix?

Before you crack the whip, you’ll need to crack the books—or at least study this primer from a domme who knows what it takes to succeed. Breaking into the professional...
HUSTLER Classic: A Pregnant Pause
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HUSTLER Classic: A Pregnant Pause

Whoa, mama—and oh, baby! The November ’94 HUSTLER graced readers with a pictorial that really delivered. Or at least revolved around a model who was very close to...
Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest
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Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan...
Beach Balling: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Pounded on the Sand
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Beach Balling: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Pounded on the Sand

Sex on the beach: It’s not just a fruity drink that chicks like to order during the hot summer months.  As winter drags on and many of you are...
HUSTLER Classic: A Very Fine Layout
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HUSTLER Classic: A Very Fine Layout

XXX icon Jeanna Fine has a blond moment in the pages of America’s Magazine. Porn stars don’t get much more iconic than Jeanna Fine, the deep-throat diva who amassed...
Death of the Internet?
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Death of the Internet?

Utter the words net neutrality, and you risk inducing a stupor equal to saying, “Let’s talk particle physics!” A majority of Americans think net neutrality is a good thing. In fact, before it...