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Politics

Just Blow the Right Whistle

Americans love to be lied to; otherwise Edward Snowden would be a wildly popular national hero. Same for Bradley Manning, Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange and others who risk their freedom...
Depraved New World
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Depraved New World

Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12 million...
PHOTO BY REUTERS/SKIP PETERSON
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Spy Birds and Robot Swarms

The recent wave of government disclosures about America’s internal surveillance programs and use of drone technology has been a creepy shock to our sense of freedom. But be warned:...
Krewella: As Wet As You Want It
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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.”...
War Machine
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War Machine

Exclusively for HUSTLER, the octagon slayer reboots his hardcore life—with a little help from porn doll Christy Mack. What if you got paid big money to bang a different hot piece of ass every day or punch...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Here’s a slender cutie with a hip sense of style. This outfit would be just as fashionable today—particularly the part of it that involves exposed beaver. Thanks to S.M. of East Puyallup, Washington,...
Politics

Teach Jazz!

A well-intentioned George W. Bush mistakenly championed the No Child Left Behind Act. Teachers throughout the nation had to spend a lot of time preparing students for standardized tests in reading and math....
Politics

Who’s the Traitor?

Thanks to the patriotic courage of Edward Snowden and the once-secret documents he leaked to the media, we now know in frightening detail the danger posed to our freedom by the new information-age technology...
Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream
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Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream

The woman’s porn immortality is secure. In a career spanning decades, Erica McLean has gone from modeling to directing, shaping a creative vision that stands out from the...
Attack of the Comic Cunts
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Attack of the Comic Cunts

I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT DAY TO TURN INTO AN ORGY. It’s Friday at the San Diego Comic-Con. I’m Batgirl, Annie Cruz is Catwoman, and she is really going to town on my pussy. My blood...
Dungeons & Deep Throats
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Dungeons & Deep Throats

Once upon a time a young woman was discussing the oft-overlooked details of condom usage with a friend, prompting said friend to call her a “sex nerd.” Such are the moments that seal...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for...
Politics

Topple the King

“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United...
Politics

The Colossal Suckout

Here’s how it works: In America the so-called free market is a joke. What you have is a bunch of big-money types making out like bandits, hustling the government to cover their bad bets while the suckers...
XXX Legend’s Final Frontier
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XXX Legend’s Final Frontier

CoCo Brown’s work in adult entertainment opened up opportunities for her as a musician (under the moniker Ms. No Tonsils) and as an actress in mainstream fare (2005’s...
Burn, Barbie, Burn
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Burn, Barbie, Burn

This is either a member of the women’s-rights group FEMEN staging a topless protest at the Barbie Dreamhouse Experience in Berlin, or Ken’s mistress finally got tired of his empty promises to leave...
Boob Bonanza
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Boob Bonanza

Coney Island’s 31st annual Mermaid Parade almost didn’t happen this summer due to a lack of cash. Thanks to some skillful last-minute fundraising, the quirky spectacle was saved and, once again,...
Gridiron Mayhem
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Gridiron Mayhem

The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few fearless...
Hardcore Cuisine
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Hardcore Cuisine

Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a...
Light My Fire
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Light My Fire

The recent passing of Ray Manzarek, a founding member of the Doors, reminded us what an awesome band he helped create. Shortly before Ray’s death, Larry Flynt crossed paths with former Doors drummer John...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

This fetching exhibitionist just realized that her nude yoga spot is right in the middle of the local Elks Club’s fun run. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your...