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October 2022

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Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter
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Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter

To order Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or...
Thunder Snow Cone
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Thunder Snow Cone

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE SEXY SIDESHOW THAT IS THUNDER SNOW CONE—PHILADELPHIA’S OWN TRAVELING CLOWN TRIO. SMURFASAUR, SCARLETT STORM AND MIKEY MANGORILLA HAVE BEEN INSPIRING CLOWN FETISHES AND SPREADING...
#selfies
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#selfies

HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our...
Go With The FLOW
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Go With The FLOW

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK ON THE BEST DRUG COCKTAIL KNOWN TO MAN—AND IT’S MADE RIGHT IN YOUR BRAIN, NO DEALER REQUIRED. A LOOK AT THE SCIENCE BEHIND SUPERHUMAN PERFORMANCE AND WHAT IT MEANS...
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Exxon’s Big Secret

Every 2016 Republican Presidential candidate is a climate-change denier or skeptic. Apparently, for them, it’s easier to ignore evidence of the greatest threat facing humanity than it is to run for the...
Politics

Rigged Game

Sometimes the reality you encounter is so mind-numbingly depressing that it leaves you not wanting to go on even thinking about the subject at hand. Three “bummers” that come to mind are a horrible disease...
Gifts For Your Naughty List
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Gifts For Your Naughty List

TWERKING BUTT  Whoever opens this box on Christmas is sure to be impressed by your exquisite taste and refinement. Made of patented Cyberskin, the TwerkingButt is a tech nological...
Club Girl: Avery
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Club Girl: Avery

Avery, December’s featured dancer, has a soft spot for men who know what they want and ask for it—politely. “I’ve been dancing at HUSTLER Las Vegas since May,” says the 24-year-old beauty. “It’s...
Hardcore Funny
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Hardcore Funny

Rejoice, die-hard fans of dirty jokes and raw, raunchy cartoons. Our sidekicks at HUSTLER HUMOR have worked their asses off in Larry Flynt’s fun factory to churn out a superfunny edition that will leave you...
Bad Santas
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Bad Santas

Let the 2014 arrests across the U.S. be a lesson to bad Santas everywhere—Santa suits are not invisibility cloaks. Still, a pistol-packing Santa in Solana Beach, California, was able to evade authorities...
Hot Showers
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Hot Showers

To order All New Hot Showers #3, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or...
Push For Bush
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Push For Bush

Twirl your fingers through springy curls. Tug on them with your teeth. Feel pubes brush against your cheek—or tickle your prick as you slide deep into pussy. HUSTLER has long supported the push for bush and...
Great Escapes
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Great Escapes

Some see incarceration as the absolute end of freedom and life as they know it. Others simply view it as a challenge. Prison is where humanity is left to rot. A place where both dignity and identity are...
Politics

Jim Crow Is Back!

In 2006 the U.S. House of Representatives’ Republican majority worked with Democrats to hold dozens of exhaustive hearings on whether to reauthorize the Voting Rights Act of 1965 (VRA). “There was a lot of...
Politics

Massive Betrayal

 Where did all of those people come from? This past September the world’s conscience was suddenly confronted by an unprecedented stream of migrants and refugees—mostly from Syria, but also from Iraq,...
Domo Arigato, Ms. Roboto
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Domo Arigato, Ms. Roboto

“I am so happy and lucky to get this doll. She likes to hide around the house and scare people and crash parties on the weekends,” boasts a customer in one of many happy testimonials on...
The Wild Side
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The Wild Side

TABOO, America’s premier fetish magazine, celebrates its debut relaunch with the now perfect-bound, collectible September/October issue. Ideal for both the curious and the curator, TABOO taps deep into the...
Club Girl: Callie Maze
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Club Girl: Callie Maze

“I love Las Vegas!” gushes Callie, November’s super-rad Club Girl, and a couple of years ago she got the tattoo to prove it. “It took several sessions, and yes, it hurt—it was brutal!”...
Head Nurse
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Head Nurse

“Does my dick still work? Can I still fuck?” William J. Peace, paralyzed by an illness at age 18 in 1978, wanted answers. During his hospital rehab, Peace heard rumors about dick-sucking nurses, but...
Screen Queens
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Screen Queens

Porn stars have been burning up both small and big screens this year in what some industry wonks call “unorthodox casting.” We call it totally awesome! Amia Miley and Peta Jensen appear in the second...
The Moneymen
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The Moneymen

In the Bible there is only one occasion when pacifist, turn-the-other-cheek Jesus Christ really loses his temper and turns violent. “Making a whip of cords,” he drives the money changers from the temple in...