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Pushin’ Cushions
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Pushin’ Cushions

Want to get paid to fuck? Well, then, baby, your ship has arrived. Welcome to the wonderful world of quality control. From the KUTV newsroom in Salt Lake City comes a story that could change your life. Sleep...
Hear, Hear! In Praise of Aural Sex
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Hear, Hear! In Praise of Aural Sex

Audio porn has been around for a while. It can be hot as hell and both a welcome diversion and powerful alternative to video. But whereas once there was maybe only a handful of...
Sex Dolls Down Under
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Sex Dolls Down Under

As America stares down the barrel of a second wave, pandemic-weary folks are searching for alternatives—scratch that—“acceptable substitutes” for human intimacy. And you know what? Scratch “human.”...
Sex and Car Wrecks
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Sex and Car Wrecks

Sexual ambivalence. Car crashes. James Spader fucking Rosanna Arquette’s gaping leg scar. This is cinema that dares to take risks and provoke in ways we seldom see. And 24 years since its theatrical debut,...
Mia Khalifa’s Sexy Specs
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Mia Khalifa’s Sexy Specs

Since leaving the adult industry, Mia has been very vocal about her thoughts on porn, and that has ruffled a few feathers. But no matter where you stand on this prickly predicament, there’s one...
Skin Hunger
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Skin Hunger

It’s fair to say that this pandemic blows—or rather, the lack of being blown and blowing really sucks (ouch). It also highlights a phenomenon we’ve only just begun to fully appreciate: skin hunger. In...
This Ain’t [Fill In Blank]
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This Ain’t [Fill In Blank]

Like Airplane! or The Naked Gun, porn parodies dare to poke fun at the characters and stories we hold sacred. And while some are definitely worth their salt—that Captain Marvel XXX flick...
Doctor of Pornography
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Doctor of Pornography

Is there a doctor in the house?” someone asked. “Well, technically yes,” I said. “But not the medical kind. I am a doctor of philosophy, but I can really only help out in sex emergencies.”...
Women Tattoo It Better
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Women Tattoo It Better

From groundbreaking tattooists to today’s rising stars, meet America’s amazing female ink artists. Kadriya Truvillion knows that she breaks a lot of old stereotypes about the tattoo...
Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate
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Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate

A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get...
Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle
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Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle

These days pretty much everything you can think of has been fetishized, and kinks are fairly commonplace. Unfortunately, so is kink-shaming. Have you ever been...
HUSTLER Dildo Darlings
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HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

No penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating...
The Ins and Outs of Impact Play
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The Ins and Outs of Impact Play

Want to be a real hit in the bedroom? Bone up with this primer on spanking, paddles, whips and crops. I like a kink with varying degrees of difficulty: that way, it can be new and...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butting In
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butting In

Bringing up the rear typically isn’t considered a positive thing—but if you’re talking about bringing up the rear of a hot chick for a hearty round of butt-banging, it...
HUSTLER Classic: Rubber Lovin’
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HUSTLER Classic: Rubber Lovin’

In the sexual realm, wearing rubber typically involves the well-advised but not particularly arousing act of slapping on a condom for a bout of safe sex.  In some instances, however,...
Become a Sex Superstar: 6 Easy Steps
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Become a Sex Superstar: 6 Easy Steps

Looking to up your game in the bedroom but not sure how? Let our roundtable of women put you on the path to sexual supremacy. Since Adam and Eve were created to populate the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Page
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Page

Oklahoma—as the old song has it, it’s the land of wind-swept plains and sweet-smelling, wavin’ wheat.  It’s also the home of Tulsa native Kylie Page, the sweet-faced subject of...
HUSTLER Classic: Getting Steamy
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HUSTLER Classic: Getting Steamy

Feeling a little steamed-up today? Do we have the vintage HUSTLER pictorial for you! Hitting up the sauna is a great way to relax and sweat out the toxins in your body. And if you...
Big Sleeps: Man of Letters
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Big Sleeps: Man of Letters

After literally writing the book on tattoo lettering, the man known as Big Sleeps is on a mission to expand his artistic endeavors and promote the greater good. The phrase “wrote the...
Sex Addiction: A Sticky Debate
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Sex Addiction: A Sticky Debate

While the vast majority of us love to fuck, and some of us love to fuck a lot, there are many mistruths when it comes to the subject of actual sex addiction.  The ambiguity surrounding...
HUSTLER Classic: Alien Urges
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HUSTLER Classic: Alien Urges

With the Earth seeming like it’s going to hell in a handbasket these days, the thought of just pulling up stakes and relocating to outer space feels like an increasingly attractive...