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MISSY MARTINEZ, JANUARY ’13
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Missy Martinez Reveals the Naked Truth About XXX

Do porn chicks come during their scenes? How much do they make, anyway? HUSTLERMagazine.com’s resident advice goddess is here to answer all of your fuck-biz...
Jesus Christ, That’s Funny!
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Jesus Christ, That’s Funny!

With the pre-Christmas rush toward hyper-consumerism coming earlier and earlier every year, it’s easy to lose sight of what the holiday is really all about—the birth of Jesus and the...
Managing Mismatched Sex Drives
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Managing Mismatched Sex Drives

Are you and your partner not on the same page desire-wise? You’re not alone; it’s a frequent problem in relationships. The good news? There are numerous solutions. Read on for...
Jim Norton: Truth & Dare
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Jim Norton: Truth & Dare

There’s nowhere Jim Norton won’t go for a laugh. Getting his bare ass spanked by Robert De Niro on his Netflix special Mouthful of Shame? Check. Sharing with the world his penchant for analingus...
Santa Is Coming!
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Santa Is Coming!

Ho, ho, ho—it’s Christmas Eve, which means that Santa Claus is definitely getting busy! As Kris Kringle drags that big, bulging sack of his around the world once again, let’s pay tribute to the jolly old...
Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist
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Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist

It’s that time of year when, no matter where you go, even in this pandemic, seasonal holiday music is putting a hurt on your eardrums. To counter the onslaught of treacly tunes,...
HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled
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HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled

It’s officially winter, and you’re probably feeling a chill in the air—that is, assuming that you’re not locked up inside due to a combination of coronavirus and heavy...
A Wish Come True
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A Wish Come True

Much like the United States, Canada is dealing with some pretty awful stuff right now. Systemic racism, police violence and COVID are very real realities north of the border, which makes it even more important...
Fake News at 11
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Fake News at 11

The FCC is allowing your favorite local TV station to become Fox “News,” and you probably haven’t even noticed. “Our government rests in public opinion,” Abraham Lincoln once...
Edging Toward Ecstasy
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Edging Toward Ecstasy

As we head into what feels like the seventh consecutive year of self-isolation and social distancing, many of us are searching—desperately—for a way to mix things up in the ol’ rub ’n’ tug...
What Women Want: The XXX Edition
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What Women Want: The XXX Edition

Every once in a while a Buzzfeed list will hit a little differently. This September we learned what women (hetero-cisgender) wished men knew about sex so that they didn’t have...
Test Your Limits
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Test Your Limits

If you’ve ever felt intrigued by BDSM but clueless about where you fit into the spectrum, your days of wondering are over. Behold, The BDSM Test! Think personality test, but way more fun. BDSM can be broken...
Chicago Frees the Nipple
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Chicago Frees the Nipple

If you’re a red-blooded heterosexual man who lives in Chicago and loves him some boobies, then you, my friend, owe a deep debt of gratitude to the LGBTQ+ community, not to mention one transgender...
The Stars Align for 2021
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The Stars Align for 2021

I think we can all agree that no one is going to miss 2020. As dumpster fires go, it was a doozy and one that we’d just as soon forget about as quickly as possible—except, of course, for the...
Celebrity Sex Shocker!
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Celebrity Sex Shocker!

PHOTO BY TCD/PROD.DB/ALAMY Remember the glory days of movie sex scenes in the ’80s and ’90s? An Officer and a Gentleman, Color of Night, Sliver—not only was there lots of sex, but holy moly, do...
Nikki Delano Rocks
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Nikki Delano Rocks

Porn star. Radio host. Feature dancer. Budding fashion entrepreneur. For a beauty who gained fame by performing in the nude, Nikki Delano sure does wear a lot of hats—and she wears them very well. Join us as...
A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide
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A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still haven’t finished shopping this holiday season? Don’t worry, we have a dirty dozen ideas to help you complete your gift list. It’s a very different holiday season this year, and...
Judah Friedlander: World Champ
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Judah Friedlander: World Champ

The man who calls himself World Champ has always done things his way. Judah Friedlander has written cartoon and karate books, starred on 30 Rock and in movies—with roles ranging from...
Natalia Starr: Four Your Pleasure
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Natalia Starr: Four Your Pleasure

Only a precious few Honeys have achieved the feat of being featured in four HUSTLER pictorials. And they don’t come more precious than Natalia Starr.  Join us now as we...
HUSTLER Classic: Belle on Wheels
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HUSTLER Classic: Belle on Wheels

Ready to meet one of the hottest things on two wheels?  Then hop on and take a ride with us back to the November ’91 issue of HUSTLER and the classic pictorial Tanya:...
The Future of Sex
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The Future of Sex

Stop beating off with your hand like a troglodyte! Today’s self-pleasures include interactive virtual reality, teledildonics, avatars and robots that will fuck and love you (or hate you, if that’s your...