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The Future of Sex
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The Future of Sex

Stop beating off with your hand like a troglodyte! Today’s self-pleasures include interactive virtual reality, teledildonics, avatars and robots that will fuck and love you (or hate you, if that’s your...
Deep Into Anal: One Woman’s Ode to Backdoor Sex
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Deep Into Anal: One Woman’s Ode to Backdoor Sex

The night was already magical. After dancing in the wooden barn lit by strings of white lights, we slipped down to the water with some of our friends, stripped...
W21CM1 Two sexy red scoops of strawberry ice cream
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A HUSTLER Holiday Recipe Guide

Looking to heat things up in more ways than one this holiday season? Our sexy kitchen ninjas will leave your mouth watering with recipes for their favorite seasonal treats. ’Tis the...
Rachel Mason, director of Circus Of Books
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Circus of Books: A Real-Life Mom and Pop Porn Saga

Filmmaker Rachel Mason discusses her Emmy-nominated documentary about her parents’ adult-entertainment institution. Circus of Books is no more, and its...
Nikko Hurtado: Celebrity Skin Artist
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Nikko Hurtado: Celebrity Skin Artist

He’s created masterful inkworks for famous flesh belonging to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Amber Rose and other notables. We spend a little time getting under the tattoo...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Super Naturals
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Super Naturals

“Fake it till you make it” is a popular mantra these days, but these naturally blessed busty babes are the real deal. Take a stroll with us down Mammary Lane as we celebrate...
HUSTLER Classic: Trucking Things Up
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HUSTLER Classic: Trucking Things Up

Is there anything more exhilarating than hitting the wide-open road?  Sure there is; hitting the wide-open road with a couple of wide-open babes who have a taste for...
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Hookups Go Virtual in the COVID Age

With the coronavirus pandemic still raging full-on, many singles are learning to adjust to virtual relationships—and some of them are even finding advantages to the new reality....
HUSTLER High-Five: Shyla Jennings
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HUSTLER High-Five: Shyla Jennings

It takes a special kind of woman to grace the pages of HUSTLER Magazine in five separate layouts—and Shyla Jennings is quite the special beauty.  Hailing from the heart of...
David Koechner
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David Koechner

David Koechner is funnier than you. Sorry, but it’s true. Why else would his real-life pals (and superstars) Will Ferrell and Steve Carell consider him comedy’s go-to guy? The towering funnyman has...
Porn for Porn Stars
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Porn for Porn Stars

GETTING OFF OFF CAMERA Performers aren’t exempt from the fun and fantasy of watching smut. But what exactly do they like to watch? Anal? BDSM? Themselves? To find the answer to these and other pressing...
HUSTLER Classic: Just Getting Started
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HUSTLER Classic: Just Getting Started

Sure, there’s a lot to be said for experience. But there’s plenty of appeal to having a fresh perspective on things, too.  And they don’t come much fresher than...
Boning on the Clock
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Boning on the Clock

The COVID-19 pandemic has led to a rise in the work-from-home model—and an increase in employees getting off on the boss’ dime. For some, the pandemic brought along at least one good thing—the ability to...
Polyamory Terms: A Primer
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Polyamory Terms: A Primer

Interested in exploring the world of nonmonogamy, but confused by the jargon? Prepare for the sexiest vocabulary lesson you’ve ever taken. One thing that all subcultures, communities and...
HUSTLER Classic: Whack to the Future
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HUSTLER Classic: Whack to the Future

With the present so bleak, we’re all looking forward to a better future.  So allow us to get you even more eager for things to come with, perhaps ironically, a look at a...
Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle
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Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle

These days pretty much everything you can think of has been fetishized, and kinks are fairly commonplace. Unfortunately, so is kink-shaming. Have you ever been...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nia Nacci
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nia Nacci

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we salute Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  In this installment we celebrate Nia Nacci, a sweet-faced sexpot with a daily desire for dick...
Mia Khalifa: The Picks & Pans of a Serious Sports Fan
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Mia Khalifa: The Picks & Pans of a Serious Sports Fan

Of Mia Khalifa’s many amazing attributes, the most impressive of all just might be her sharp tongue. The onetime actress today wields her wit as an aspiring...
HUSTLER Classic: Love Hurts
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HUSTLER Classic: Love Hurts

Some women are knockouts in more ways than one.  Take, for example, the athletic beauty at the center of the April ’85 HUSTLER pictorial Shayla: In Fine Form.  Shot by...
Knarly Gav: The Surreal Deal
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Knarly Gav: The Surreal Deal

With his utterly unique style and high-profile clients, Knarly Gav is making a big, bold mark on the tattoo world. Knarly Gav doesn’t just want to be remembered as a truly unique...
Steampunk Sizzles
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Steampunk Sizzles

The mad scientist of steampunk, Thomas Willeford, lives in a Victorian house with 13 bedrooms—a museum of coffins, knives, pocket watches, antiques and clockwork mechanisms. Inside this time capsule he runs...