Thanksgiving, Turkey Day—whatever you call it, it’s the greatest eating day of the year. We gorge on that glorious bird, packed with enough tryptophan to knock out a rhinoceros. But what if, sitting there like a bloated bag of bones on your parents’ BarcaLounger, you feel the urge to call up an old high school flame and revisit your glory days, genital-on-genital style?
In the interests of not barfing (or farting), heed three words: Keep it simple.
You can still have sex on a full stomach; you just need to be smart about it. A couple Thanksgivings ago, Refinery29 assembled a not unimpressive slideshow of all the sex positions that don’t require much in the way of contortion. For instance, spooning: both of you lying on your sides, with minimal pelvic intensity. It’s as safe as it is sensual.