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Send in the Clowns
Bits & Pieces

Send in the Clowns

Remember Pennywise from Stephen King’s It? Pure nightmare fuel, right? Clowns can be downright terrifying to some, but for others those chills are more akin to arousal than any sort of fear response. Yes,...
No Cops for Traffic Stops!
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No Cops for Traffic Stops!

People of color are getting killed in the USA for expired license plates or broken taillights. While driving home from a grocery store with his girlfriend and her four-year-old daughter in...
Swipe Right in COVID Fight
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Swipe Right in COVID Fight

PHOTO BY DESIGN PICS INC/ALAMY He may be America’s slightly inappropriate grandpa, but you gotta love Joe Biden sometimes. Not only has dignity been restored to the Oval Office, but the...
Large and in Charge
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Large and in Charge

The internet is super horny for Lady Dimitrescu. For the non-gamers in the room: Lady D—full name Alcina Dimitrescu—is a character from the 2021 survival horror blockbuster Resident Evil Village. She is a...
Jello  Biafra
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Jello Biafra

“Just don’t be an asshole” Since crashing onto the music scene with Dead Kennedys, Jello Biafra has made punk and hardcore music smarter, run for public office and was even tried for...
Kerryn Feehan: True to Herself
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Kerryn Feehan: True to Herself

Hot and hilarious, Kerryn Feehan has long been on our radar—and that was before we knew she posted to OnlyFans! When she’s not titillating the masses with her tits and ass, the charming...
Hotties’ Hobbies
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Hotties’ Hobbies

We all know what XXX performers can do onscreen: anal acrobatics, tag-team blowjobs, sizzling scissoring… But what happens when the cameras stop rolling. How do adult performers unwind? What hobbies and...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It

Every working stiff out there knows that there’s nothing funny about a hard day at the office. But if you feel like your job is a total joke, take heart—that’s not always such a bad...
Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport
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Talking Trash with Michael Rapaport

Thanks to 25 years of standout roles in movies, sitcoms and now Netflix’s Atypical, Michael Rapaport is a pretty big star. But unlike many celebrities, Rapaport doesn’t...
Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)
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Cam and KarenLee Poter: Relatively Awkward (and Seriously Funny)

Golden showers, swinging and a penis mold—and you probably thought that interactions with your family were...
The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act
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The Transformation of Ian McCall: Uncle Creepy’s Second Act

More than a year after calling it quits in the fighting game, the former MMA bad boy is taking on two new challenging roles: standup comedian and...
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Brandi Love: A Conservative Canceled?

Self-described MAGA MILF Brandi Love attended a conservative event hoping to spend quality time with kindred spirits. Instead, she learned an unpleasant lesson about certain...
Pop-Shot Propriety
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Pop-Shot Propriety

Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette. Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They...
Photo by Bart Gabriel
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Marta Gabriel: All Hail the Metal Queen!

The hard-rocking goddess behind Crystal Viper pays tribute to the artists who inspired her with her new solo album Metal Queens. What is better than a hot chick who rocks?...
Photo courtesy of Leya Falcon
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HUSTLER Legends: Leya Falcon

Welcome to HUSTLER Legends, a brand-new series where we celebrate and salivate over the living legends of adult entertainment. And what better way to get this party started than a fun chat...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Keisha Grey
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Keisha Grey

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Keisha Grey. Hailing from...
2D9DX9T Seductive woman working as webcam model.
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Cam and Get It

If you’re turning to webcam models for entertainment and interaction in this age of pandemic-driven isolation, you’re not alone—but there’s a right way and wrong way to go about it. Read on for...
Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Part III
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Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Part III

Pink—if there’s any color that has been associated with HUSTLER over the course of its existence, that’s the one. So it’s only natural that we would...
The Science of Flirting
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The Science of Flirting

Not sure if someone is expressing romantic interest in you, or if they’re just being friendly? You’re not alone. Luckily, the scientific community is here to help. Peter (not his real...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out

Police work can be serious and even grim business—but the long arm of the law has a pretty substantial funny bone too. So halt for a laugh break and enjoy some of HUSTLER’s most...
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Don’t Fear the Queefer

Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any...