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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked

Prostitution—it’s the world’s oldest profession and, in the pages of HUSTLER, the source of some timeless humor. Looking for a good time? Then join us on the stroll for a look at some...
Women on Top!
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Women on Top!

It’s National Women’s Equality Day, when we celebrate the 19th Amendment of the United States Constitution. Certified on August 26, 1920, the amendment granted women full voting rights in America. ...
Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!
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Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!

Feeling a little bit worn out during the midweek slump? You know what would refresh you? A nice massage! Better yet, how about a few massages, where every inch of the clients’...
Porn Is Hard
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Porn Is Hard

Ten-year porn veteran Missy Martinez reflects on the mental, emotional and physical challenges that she encountered in the adult-entertainment industry. For those of you who may not know me, I’m Missy...
Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?
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Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?

A popular theory has it that going down on someone outside of your relationship doesn’t constitute infidelity. We got people’s tongues wagging about whether they...
A Manwhore’s Journey
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A Manwhore’s Journey

How comedian Billy Procida turned the “problem” of women just wanting to sleep with him into a sex-positive podcast odyssey In terms of sex, Billy Procida is no “unicorn” (a solo woman who plays with...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cassidy Banks
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cassidy Banks

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!   Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spirit and sexuality of...
Saturday Special: Kinky Kittens III
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Saturday Special: Kinky Kittens III

Blindfolds? Check. Riding crops? You betcha. Collars and chain leashes? Oh, yeah. Welcome back to Kinky Kittens, where sexy babes explore their wild sides. What are you waiting...
Spanking: A Hands-On Guide
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Spanking: A Hands-On Guide

Spanking is more than just slap-happy foreplay—it can fulfill a variety of needs. We turn the other cheek and consult the experts on this hard-hitting topic.  When it comes to adult...
Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor
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Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor

Hey, you—why don’t you go to hell? And have a few good laughs while you’re at it! We’re taking the highway to Hades today to celebrate the lighter side of eternal...
Photo by Enzo Mazzeo
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Matt Sorum: Walking the Walk

Quick—give us your résumé. Whatever is on it, we’ll bet it is nowhere as impressive as the gigs Matt Sorum has on his. The go-to rock drummer has played with a who’s who of mega...
Hump-Day Special: Orgy Overload
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Hump-Day Special: Orgy Overload

As the old saying goes, the more, the merrier—and nowhere is that more true than in the grand tradition of the orgy. Sure, one-on-one intimacy is great, but sometimes nothing...
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Getting Past Ghosting

Ending a relationship by disappearing without word or explanation has become a convenient—and common—practice in the age of online dating, but it can also be hurtful. Here’s how to make a...
Sex Secrets: Fess Up or Shut Up?
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Sex Secrets: Fess Up or Shut Up?

Lots of people have a dirty little secret, a private snippet in time that they fully intend to take to the motherfucking grave. That cool-ass neighbor across the street? You can...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kennedy Leigh
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kennedy Leigh

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk and sexuality of three-time HUSTLER Honey Kennedy Leigh. The XXX phenomenon originally hails...
‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire
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‘Money Shot’: Sexy Sci-Fi Satire

Genre entertainment (be it horror, sci-fi, fantasy, etc.) is frequently used as a simple gimmick. For example, anyone can write a horror novel or shoot a horror film; that’s why...
Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V
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Saturday Special: Dildo Darlings V

No prick? No problem! At least not for these toy-loving beauties, who don’t hesitate to take matters into their own hands when there’s not a good, stiff play-pal around. Join...
Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer
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Sunny Megatron: America’s Sex Edutainer

The co-host of American Sex Podcast is helping her listeners to Think Kink—and to have a few laughs while they’re at it.  If you’re thinking about going into sex...
Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge!

All rise! Prepare to receive a stiff sentence of humor as we throw the (joke)book at you with these uproarious cartoons about the justice system. There’s disorder in the...
Going Deeper With Kayden Kross
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Going Deeper With Kayden Kross

Performer-turned-director Kayden Kross is helping to redefine adult entertainment with tour-de-force releases like After Dark and Drive. We spend a little time getting inside the...
Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy
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Pauly Shore: The Busiest Man in Comedy

Pauly Shore was destined to be famous. In the early 1970s his parents founded the Comedy Store, a Los Angeles-based incubator for some of the biggest names in comedy and...