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Workin’ It
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Workin’ It

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest  It’s Labor Day, America’s annual celebration of working stiffs and the contributions they’ve made to this country over the years. What better way to mark the occasion...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vina Sky
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vina Sky

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrated Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Vina Sky, who hails from...
Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part IV
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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part IV

Ready for a fresh dose of tuft love? Join us now for another collection of dark-haired girlies showing off their short-and-curlies for your viewing pleasure!...
Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles

Not feeling yourself today? Don’t worry, we have the cure for what ails you—a strong dose of humor! These jokes are just what the doctor ordered, so laugh yourself healthy...
Threeways: A Sexual Minefield
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Threeways: A Sexual Minefield

Yes, threesomes are the Holy Grail of sexual fantasies. But they are also loaded with potential pitfalls. Here’s what to look out for if you’re planning to add a third party to...
Hump-Day Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. IV
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Hump-Day Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. IV

Summer’s almost over and, sadly, the ladies will be packing up their skimpy bikinis and swapping them for bulkier, less revealing wardrobes soon. Boo! But...
Fakku, Buddy!
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Fakku, Buddy!

With a massive catalog of titles such as Intimate Days, publisher Fakku is helping the Japanese art form of hentai thrive among English-speaking audiences.  Over the past 20-ish years, the Japanese art forms...
Junk in the Trunk
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Junk in the Trunk

If you’ve ever wondered exactly what your favorite adult entertainers can’t do without when they go to the set, rejoice; they’re about to unload their baggage for you. No doubt you’ve...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mila Azul
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mila Azul

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Mila Azul, who hails from the...
Saturday Special: Popping Off
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Saturday Special: Popping Off

It’s the weekend—time to blow off some steam or, if you prefer, churn out some cream! Whether you like babes who take it on the chin, rumps lovingly glazed with sack sauce or a douse of...
The G-Scale Explained
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The G-Scale Explained

Some orgasms are better than others—like astral-projecting-into-an-other-dimension better. But every climax is different, with variables such as duration, intensity and stimulation all adding to...
The SpongeBob Blues
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The SpongeBob Blues

Photo by Nickelodeon Movies / AllStar Picture Library LTD./Alamy Even if you’re sexually adventurous and open-minded, you likely have limits. Such is the case with a Reddit user who wrote that his girlfriend...
Breathe Easier
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Breathe Easier

Between climate change, pollen and pollution, allergy sufferers are really taking it in the nuts these days (yours truly included). A stuffed nose can totally ruin sex. But—and hold on to your hats,...
Larry Flynt for President
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Larry Flynt for President

“Larry Flynt for President tells a story so wild that the documentary plays as a succulent time machine of sordid 1980s mishegas.” —Owen Gleiberman, Variety A new film chronicles the legendary...
How to Spot a Cheater
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How to Spot a Cheater

We all have a tell: avoiding eye contact, touching our hair, whistling. And if you’re not careful, these unconscious ticks will expose you. In England, one private investigator is blowing the lid...
Get a Fucking Job: Switching Careers From Mainstream to XXX
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Get a Fucking Job: Switching Careers From Mainstream to XXX

It takes courage and conviction to change careers. Some leaps, however, are more daunting than others. We all have dreams, but adult entertainment?...
Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat
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Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the...
Sperm in Space
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Sperm in Space

Step aside, cockroaches: There’s a new indestructible biological entity in town, and it’s blasting off into space to colonize Mars. Maybe not tomorrow, but if you freeze some now, it might keep for a...
Our Lips Are Sealed
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Our Lips Are Sealed

You’re at a party and lock eyes with a sexy stranger. Those eyes look kind of familiar. Then it dawns on you: Holy shit, am I flirting with a celebrity? You introduce yourself, down a few overwrought...
Is Garland up to the Task?
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Is Garland up to the Task?

Biden’s attorney general must step up to save Democracy and detour Trump’s “Road to Tyranny.” Nothing is gonna be easy for the new U.S. attorney general. Writing in...
Injustice League
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Injustice League

Photo by Picturelux/The Hollywood Archive/Alamy Is it heroic to eat pussy? Not according to the stuffed shirts at DC Comics, who swiftly squashed plans to have Batman go down on Catwoman in the R-rated...