Dare to Hair
Apart from lining hamster cages and soaking up urinal overflow, the New York Post is usually good for a laugh or two in the “who writes this shit” department. And occasionally, when they’re not busy outing OnlyFans creators, you get gems like this one: Gen Z gals on growing out their body hair—it’s “sexy” and “empowering” (March 2, 2022).
Hold up! Women? With body hair?! Tell us more! It would seem that “Lately, women have been raising hell by ditching their razors.” Of course, this would be news to a bunch of ghouls who live under a rock in a cave on Mars. And while we applaud—nay, worship—gorgeous babes with mountains of pubes and ample armpit hair, Z’s are blazing a treasure trail that goes back decades.