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Urine for a Good Time
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Urine for a Good Time

Diving into the splashy sensation of pee play. In the throes of belly-slapping passion, there is nothing that gets the old juices flowing quite like those three magic words: “Pee on me.”...
Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals
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Casey Calvert’s ‘Primary’ Goals

With well-crafted erotic dramas such as Spark and Primary, XXX performer/writer/director Casey Calvert is making her mark as a creator of truly cinematic porn. Casey Calvert began...
The Presidency’s a Joke!
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The Presidency’s a Joke!

Wow, is it National Presidential Joke Day again already? Man, August 11 seems to come earlier and earlier every year. Luckily, HUSTLER has a long, rich history of taking America’s chief executives...
Butt’s Happening … Again!
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Butt’s Happening … Again!

Prefer to gaze upon the ladies from the rear view? Prepare to fall ass-forward into another collection of tempting tushes, riveting rumps and delectable derrieres, courtesy of HUSTLER’s beautiful...
Mental Load-Blocks
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Mental Load-Blocks

Thinking about baseball to keep from coming too soon is so passé; read on for some truly out-there images that guys put in their heads to boost their endurance in the sack. It has been said that baseball is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Adrianna Luna

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on two-time HUSTLER Honey...
Anal Sex: The Basics
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Anal Sex: The Basics

Want to take a stroll up the old dirt road, but you’re not sure where to start? Don’t worry; we’re here to lead you on the path to butt-sex bliss. Sexual activities tend to come with varying...
Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III
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Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III

Blondes—is there anything better? Yes—blondes getting down with other blondes for a sexy time! With that in mind, join us for a few sizzling blonde moments with a parade of...
Alien Sex Fiends
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Alien Sex Fiends

As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are...
Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled

In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons!...
Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!
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Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!

Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns...
Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness
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Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness

Cock-blocking roosters. Pissed-off dads who threaten castration. If you think that losing your virginity was awkward, check out these cringe-inducing stories...
Image: Allexxandar / Alamy Stock Photo
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America’s Most-Cheating Cities

Looking to step out on your relationship for a little bit of strange? Read on to find out which U.S. locations are the best bet for a fling. Florida is not only famous for alligators,...
The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright
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The Dead Deads: The Girls Are Alright

Meet The Dead Deads, a trio of rocking females that features McQueen Dead on drums, Daisy Dead on bass and Meta Dead on guitar and vocals. The Nashville-based group plays a blend...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marica Hase, a XXX...
Oh, My Gush!
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Oh, My Gush!

Tapping into the myths and realities of squirting. Trends in porn come and go, but the wave of smut that features squirting doesn’t show signs of rolling back anytime soon.  Squirting is, however, a...
Saturday Special: Awesome Aussies
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Saturday Special: Awesome Aussies

G’day, mate! Today we’re heading to the Land Down Under for a wet, warm celebration of some of the sexiest sheilas to ever grace the pages of HUSTLER! Crikey, they’re hot!...
Fat Mike’s Guide to Kinky Sex
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Fat Mike’s Guide to Kinky Sex

“Fat Mike” Burkett is one of punk rock’s truest icons. He has not just survived, but consistently evolved and thrived with his band NOFX since their formation in 1983. With his...
If You Build It, They Will Come
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If You Build It, They Will Come

PHOTO BY ANDREY KOBYLKO/ALAMY Science has come a long way in perfecting the condom. Once upon a time the prospect of wearing a rubber was akin to wrapping your cock in a garbage...
Hidden Agenda
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Hidden Agenda

The vagina is a many splendored thing. A thing of beauty. A vessel for miracles. And sometimes just a vessel…like for smuggling. We take you now to Missouri, where one Amy Wilhite, 39, found herself in hot...
Porn Matters
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Porn Matters

Regular readers of Bits & Pieces will know how preoccupied we are with porn. Not just the consumption thereof, but the space that it occupies, in our homes, in our hearts—but mostly in our homes, because...