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September 2022

Scarlett Alexis
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Nursing Your Funny Bone
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Nursing Your Funny Bone

It’s National Student Nurse Day, when we take time to celebrate and appreciate student nurses as they admirably prepare for a career in medicine. 

What better way to honor these selfless souls than with a few good laughs centering around their future profession? Join us as we dig through the HUSTLER Humor archives and enjoy some jokes that will keep you in the pink. 

Cliff and the Nurse

During a checkup, Cliff bragged to his doctor and a nurse that despite being 80 years old, he could still have sex three times a night. After the doctor left, the nurse said, “I hope I’m not being too forward, but I’d love to have sex with you, sir. Let’s go back to my place.”

The geezer liked that idea. Upon arriving at her home, the nurse led Cliff to her bed, and they had an hour of hot, passionate sex. Afterward Cliff said, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my cock in your right hand.”

The nurse was perplexed, but she murmured, “Okay.”

Cliff dozed for an hour and woke up. He and the nurse then had better sex than before. “That was great!” Cliff roared. “But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have even better sex than that. All you have to do is—”

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