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October 2023

Dimonica Rose
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The Old College Lie

With another school year upon us, we offer a lesson that bears repeating: No, you and your sweetheart probably will not be faithful to each other while you’re away at college, no matter what you tell each other. The same thing happens during the lead-up to every school year. A slew of young couples–perhaps high...

Fucking Full House

Working in some private porking time amid a house full of nosy roommates isn’t easy, but it is possible to get busy in peace despite the meddling masses. There is no greater feeling than venturing out on any given day, meeting a beautiful woman by the most random chain of events, and having her suggest...

What’s the Fucking Point of Monogamy?

Is it really possible for two people to remain faithful to each other happily ever after? And if not, what are the options for keeping the relationship intact while exploring other sexual opportunities? We dive deep for answers. The word on the street is that monogamy is dead. Scan the internet and there’s a slew...