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September 2022

Scarlett Alexis
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Granny-Banging Grandeur

Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re all sweet, feeble, god-fearing creatures who really appreciate when some strapping young lad comes along to help them across the street: Why,...

Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking situations to plague mankind. When a couple gets caught with their pants down—and we’re talking quite literally—the initial reaction among sane people is typically...