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The Science of Flirting

Not sure if someone is expressing romantic interest in you, or if they’re just being friendly? You’re not alone. Luckily, the scientific community is here to help. Peter (not his real name) thinks he’s a catch. The 38-year-old has a thriving career, his own apartment and no crazy exes. But when it comes to flirting...

Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes

A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory hole is a slot in a wall that a man may stick his schlong through for sexual good times from a “friend”—or at least a willing recipient—on the other...

Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

No, spanking it won’t ruin your eyesight, shrink your dong or give you prostate cancer—in fact, it has many benefits. So go ahead and whack away (after reading this, of course)! Hairy palms, loss of eyesight, eternal damnation and a hideously curved and ever-shrinking penis! The myths surrounding masturbation are plentiful, but it’s time for...