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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes II

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love?  Of course not, so what are...
Dee Snider: “I’ve Got Something to Say!”
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Dee Snider: “I’ve Got Something to Say!”

The former Twisted Sister frontman discusses his first time with HUSTLER and his new album Leave a Scar. For decades now, Dee Snider has been one of rock’s premiere frontmen. As...
Butt-Rockin’ Beats: A Cheeky Playlist
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Butt-Rockin’ Beats: A Cheeky Playlist

From “Bootylicious” to “Baby Got Back” to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and beyond, a collection of the best songs about butts ever. The female...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Blue Angel
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Blue Angel

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk and sexuality of three-time HUSTLER Honey Blue Angel, who hails from Budapest, Hungary, which is...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition

It’s National Tattoo Day once again—and that means we’re once more celebrating the inked-up beauties who have graced the pages of HUSTLER! This time we’re focusing on the...
Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks
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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks

The cost of healthcare these days is no joke—and there’s not much funny about being laid up in the hospital, waiting to be cured of what ails you and...
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Relationship Red and Green Flags

How to recognize the danger signs and good omens in a budding romance. Relationship deal-breakers tend to be personal and specific, based on past experiences and future dreams. If...
Hump-Day Special: Girl on Girl … on Girl!
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Hump-Day Special: Girl on Girl … on Girl!

There are few things more delightful than watching a trio of hot chicks stripped down and going to town on each other. And, because it’s Wednesday and you...
Photo courtesy of Rachel Adams
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Rachel Adams: Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down

Driven, uncompromising and awe-inspiring in her dedication, Rachel Adams is dominating the world of BDSM submissives. Allow her to give you a tour of her world. Rachel Adams is...
Photo by Laura Siivola / Photoshop work by Joel Barrios
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Flotsam and Jetsam: Thrash Masters

Quick, name the greatest thrash metal band of all time. No, not Anthrax. Nope, not Overkill or Testament. Slayer, you say? Close, I say. While those four bands certainly have...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ember Snow
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ember Snow

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ember Snow, a Filipina knockout...
Amber Lynn, an Evangelist and an ‘Oh, My God’ HUSTLER Moment
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Amber Lynn, an Evangelist and an ‘Oh, My God’ HUSTLER Moment

XXX legend Lynn recalls the iconic photo-shoot directed by reformed preacher-man Marjoe Gortner It’s been said that the Lord works in mysterious...
Bruce Campbell: Bloody Funny
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Bruce Campbell: Bloody Funny

Bruce Campbell has been killing it as Ash Williams in the Evil Dead franchise for nearly four decades. He first decapitated Deadites in the 1981 cult classic The Evil Dead, murdered many...
Saturday Special: Fearsome Foursomes
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Saturday Special: Fearsome Foursomes

Three dudes on one chick, couples coupling up—where sexual foursomes are concerned, there’s no wrong way to do it. In celebration of carnal quartets, we’re serving up a...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup

They say that the truth will set you free, but laughter can be pretty liberating too. With that in mind, let’s spend some time behind bars and get some chuckles with these...
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In The News

Feminist Men Get Laid More!

According to a recent survey, guys who believe in gender equality score more pussy than their patriarchal counterparts—so support the cause! Utter the word “feminism” down at the...
Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 8
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 8

Got a case of the midweek blahs? Here’s a little something to perk you up! A half-dozen HUSTLER Honeys dolled up in their dainty underthings—until they...
Titty Tuesday
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Titty Tuesday

Jugs. Hooters. Funbags. Knockers. Whatever you prefer to call them, there’s nothing like a pair of full, heaving breasts to get your day off to a good start. So go ahead and dive into some of HUSTLER’s...
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Foreign Porn Stars, Freaky Foods

Fish semen! Kangaroo meat! Putrefied shark flesh! XXX performers from far-flung areas dish about the exotic foods of their homelands. If there’s one true thing that can be said...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Arya Fae
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Arya Fae

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Arya Fae. Fair-haired charmer Fae...
Red, White and ‘Ooh!’: HUSTLER’s Sex-Drenched Patriotism
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Red, White and ‘Ooh!’: HUSTLER’s Sex-Drenched Patriotism

It’s the Fourth of July, when America commemorates its independence from Britain in 1776. And if you thought HUSTLER was going to let the day go by...