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So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?
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So You Wanna Be a Cam Star?

Thinking about camming for a living during these difficult times? Let these experienced performers provide you with some essential advice. Camming shows are a fantastic way to engage in...
Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. III
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Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. III

It’s finally summer—yay! And after a year-plus in lockdown, everybody’s eager to hit the pool and the beach. You know what that means; the skimpy...
Ron White: A Life Lived Large
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Ron White: A Life Lived Large

Ron White used to be known as a cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking funnyman, but that description no longer holds true. Today Ron drinks his very own Number Juan tequila. If his drink of choice...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor

It’s Friday! Time to wind down the week, kick back and relax—and is there a better way to relax than bellying up to the bar, knocking back a couple of drinks and having a few...
It’s About Fucking Time
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It’s About Fucking Time

New research has found that guys prefer to bone in the morning, while the ladies lean toward nighttime banging. But fear not; there’s a cure for this frustrating conflict. “Can I hit it in...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink II
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink II

It’s National Pink Day once again, and of course we’re celebrating in the best way possible—with a procession of Honeys spreading wide-open and showing off everything they’ve got!...
Vampira. Courtesy of the Jove de Renzy Collection.
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Glamour Ghoul: The Sexy, Strange & Spooky Story of Vampira

You might not know Maila Nurmi by name, but if you’re a fan of ’50s horror you are probably familiar with her work. Born in 1922 to conservative...
Hooray for Nipples!
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Hooray for Nipples!

Let’s hear it for nipples—sensitive pleasure hotspots, sources of nourishment for the body, mind and soul alike, and the cherries on top of the endlessly tasty treats that are titties. Light, dark, puffy,...
Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies
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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies

Fatherhood can be a grueling and sometimes seemingly thankless endeavor. But there are also some laughs to be had between the headaches. In honor of Father’s Day, we present...
Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes
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Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes

A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory...
Busty Blond Babes … the Third!
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Busty Blond Babes … the Third!

Fair-haired Honeys with full, jutting racks—it doesn’t get much better, does it? With that said, join us as we celebrate the beauty of big-breasted blondes. They’re definitely enough...
Sally Mullins: Hardcore Stand-Up
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Sally Mullins: Hardcore Stand-Up

For 20 years Sally Mullins has talked about sex in her stand-up. The raunchy comedian has performed for the troops, appeared on Lights Out With David Spade and hosts two weekly...
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Butcher Babies: The HUSTLER Threesome

In 2011, HUSTLER Magazine introduced the world to Butcher Babies. As the writer of that interview, I deemed the duo of Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd “The Hottest Band in the...
Art of Glass
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Art of Glass

Olive Glass’ scorching performances aren’t the only works of beauty she creates—the XXX phenomenon is also an accomplished visual artist. We spend some time with the multi-talented beauty to brush up on...
Life After Porn
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Life After Porn

What is retirement like for a porn star? Missy Martinez explores what happens when the pop-shots end. At the end of most careers, there is typically an acknowledgment. A gold watch, a plaque or, at the very...
Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths
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Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

No, spanking it won’t ruin your eyesight, shrink your dong or give you prostate cancer—in fact, it has many benefits. So go ahead and whack away (after reading this, of...
HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II
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HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II

HUSTLER and pink—for nearly 50 years, this winning combination has brought countless moments of joy to men everywhere.  With that in mind, today we’re delivering a...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal
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Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal

Prepare yourself for an astounding (and ass-pounding) adventure, as we go in through the out door for a cavalcade of cornhole-cramming fun! Go ahead; dive right in!  Jane...
Wet, Hot & Naked IV
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Wet, Hot & Naked IV

Rub-a-dub dub, hot chicks in a tub—and in the shower!  Join us as we get clean—yet so delightfully dirty—with hot HUSTLER Honeys washing up and getting down. And when you’re done with these...
Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity
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Follow Your Fucking Impulse: Bringing Back Spontaneity

Is sex with your partner starting to feel a little robotic? You’re not alone; it’s a common problem for couples. Read on for essential...
The Sounds of Screwing
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The Sounds of Screwing

Whether it’s moans, dirty talk, heavy breathing or something else, most of us enjoy a little mouth music while doing the deed. HUSTLERMagazine.com explores the scientific connection between our...