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The Lowdown on Rubdowns
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The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way.

Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing! 

Lately, there has been an influx of oiled and slick massage-themed scenes for our viewing (and stroking) pleasure. What goes into these lubed-up rubdowns? I asked a group of performers to dry off their hands, hop off the table and give us a look into the steamy and relaxing world of massage porn. Get ready to be rubbed the right way!

HUSTLERMagazine.com: What makes a massage scene hot?

Alison Rey: As the massager, really taking your time can be so sensual, and the willingness to reciprocate (sexual and otherwise) is very important! I think something that can make or break these scenes is the performers’ ability to have sensual sex and really flow with their bodies.

Sydney Screams: A bit of planning and a lot of oil! But seriously, from my experience, fans like to see actual effort going into giving a massage, as if it’s a real experience that they could have done by their local masseuse. They don’t like to see someone just lightly running their hands all over their costar, because we kind of do that anyway in porn. So you have to find someone who knows how to at least make it look real, have a location and ideally a massage table, and of course our regular industry standard testing protocols if there’s going to be fluid exchange!

Alex Jett: I would say you have to have chemistry with the other talent. That’s much more important than anything else because you are going to be face to face, moving slower than a normal scene. So if you aren’t “vibing” with the other person—it’s not gonna look good on camera.

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