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October 2022

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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!
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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!

Ah, sailing the high seas! The fresh air. The sunshine. And if you’re lucky, a smoking-hot, naked babe to serve as your first mate.  These were the delights to be found in the January ’05 HUSTLER pictorial “Lily Thai: Taste Treat.”

Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the pictorial depicted a sunny day out on the water with Lily Thai, a delectable, seafaring morsel from Texas who, when she wasn’t making serious waves on a sweet watercraft, had a mouthwatering hobby. 

“Sucking dicks!” Lily declared when asked about her favorite pastime. “I can’t keep ’em out of my mouth. If giving blowjobs were an Olympic event, I’d be the gold medalist!” 

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