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HUSTLER Classic: Booty Parlor
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HUSTLER Classic: Booty Parlor

As America begins to slowly (and, hopefully, cautiously) reopen amid the coronavirus pandemic, there are certain activities that many of us are looking forward to engaging in again. Having...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bailey Rayne
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Bailey Rayne

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice (and sometimes more than twice, because we know a good thing when we see it)....
HUSTLER Classic: Diddler on the Roof
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HUSTLER Classic: Diddler on the Roof

A rooftop view overlooking the city can be quite breathtaking. Especially when that view includes a smoking-hot piece of ass who’s eager to ride your cock like a pogo...
Playing Footsie
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Playing Footsie

An ode to the perfect ped: If you’re anything like us, you find steppers exciting, soles sensual, toes and arches—well, endlessly arousing. So we gave ourselves a gift. We combed through the last decade of...
Safety Dance
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Safety Dance

Will strip clubs ever be the same after COVID-19? America, this is not a drill: we are fucked. And when things are this out of control, “back to normal” is a very dangerous sentiment to hang your hat on....
Hardcore Comedian Sally Mullins Takes It ‘Sleazy’ on Amazon
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Hardcore Comedian Sally Mullins Takes It ‘Sleazy’ on Amazon

The stand-up comic/porn star will keep you laughing hard with her new special Sleazy Does It With Sally Mullins. If you’re like most of us still...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza Part II
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza Part II

Need a little pick-me-up to get you through the midweek doldrums? How about some big pick-me-ups to give you a lift? Prepare for your Wednesday to...
Ron Jeremy Charged With Additional Sexual Assault Counts by Los Angeles DA
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Ron Jeremy Charged With Additional Sexual Assault Counts by Los Angeles DA

The adult-film star denies the charges, saying that he “can’t wait” to prove his innocence....
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink

National Pink Day comes just once a year, but these wide-open Honeys will have you coming over and over again. There doesn’t seem to be a lot to celebrate lately, but today is June 23—also...
Porn and Race: An Uneven Past, a Promising Future
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Porn and Race: An Uneven Past, a Promising Future

As protesters flood the streets seeking equal justice for all, the XXX industry likewise looks at correcting longstanding injustices. In Paul Schrader’s 1979...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Abella Danger
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Abella Danger

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we highlight Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! (And sometimes more than twice; we know a good thing when we see...
Roe v. Wade in Trump’s America
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Roe v. Wade in Trump’s America

Black radical feminist and reproductive justice rights advocate Jessa Jordan details her own abortion experience, the reality of modern feminist approaches to activism and what we must do...
HUSTLER Classic: Doing Unto Others
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HUSTLER Classic: Doing Unto Others

Acts of kindness seem to be in short supply these days. Turn on the news, and you’re barraged with reports of cruelty, selfishness and inhumanity. Oh, and an ongoing health...
Blondes on Blondes
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Blondes on Blondes

There are few sights more eye-pleasing than a hot blonde—and those few sights would include two hot blondes going to town on each other in a state of sexual abandon. With that in mind, HUSTLERMagazine.com is...
Mope: A Grim XXX Moment Becomes a Gripping Feature Film
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Mope: A Grim XXX Moment Becomes a Gripping Feature Film

Not all stories worth telling have happy endings. In porn parlance, mopes are little more than cocks on call, earning a handful of bucks for fleshing...
HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Spread
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HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Spread

Hey, did you know that June 16 is National Fudge Day in the United States?  Yeah, we didn’t think so. It’s a pretty obscure holiday, and a lot of us don’t even get the...
Summer Lovin’: Seasonal Horniness Explained
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Summer Lovin’: Seasonal Horniness Explained

You’ve probably noticed that, when the temperature surges, so does your libido—but why? Here comes the hot science. Although summer may not officially...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Brett Rossi
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Brett Rossi

As the saying goes, good things come in threes. Need proof? Let us now pay tribute to a HUSTLER triple threat in the shapely form of blonde bombshell Brett Rossi.  Rossi...
HUSTLER Classic: Waves of Pleasure
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HUSTLER Classic: Waves of Pleasure

Summer is close at hand and, depending on your location and local regulations, you might or might not be planning to hit the beach after an extended period of lockdown.  Given...
Dan Savage: Straight Talk
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Dan Savage: Straight Talk

For nearly three decades Dan Savage has been spouting off sassy sex advice in his “Savage Love” column and on his Savage Lovecast podcast. He started the gig as a lark, a self-proclaimed “gay...
My First Virtual Orgy
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My First Virtual Orgy

With pandemic rules putting in-the-flesh sex parties on pause, an enterprising pervert enters the brave new world of online group action.  The Disease Which Will Not Be Named is wreaking havoc...