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No Meat, More Heat
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No Meat, More Heat

The baseless belief that eating meat is somehow synonymous with strength and virility is being turned on its ear in a new Netflix documentary that extols the many virtues of a plant-based diet. But as to the...
The Future of Male Contraception
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The Future of Male Contraception

You know what? Let’s forego the pithy setup and puns—you deserve the facts and just the facts. And as moments of reckoning go, it doesn’t get much more “real” than...
Chew Toys
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Chew Toys

Face it: Dogs and cats, while intelligent in their own right, are either unable or unwilling to distinguish between a shoe and a dildo. And while animals are by no means inherently naughty (except when the...
Foreplay With Adria Rae
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Foreplay With Adria Rae

In 2016 Adria Rae earned the editor’s choice for Best New Starlet at the NightMoves Awards, and the following year she took home the AVN Award for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene with Melissa Moore...
Sub Seeks Master
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Sub Seeks Master

Kink dating is anything but simple or straightforward. Think of it this way: You love sushi. Like, the good stuff, the really good stuff: razor clams, uni and hamachi so fresh, it was swimming happily only...
Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition
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Real Talk: Anal Sex Edition

Like oysters or CrossFit, anal sex isn’t for everyone. Those who love it love it, while others are cool to the concept either by virtue of a bad experience, fear or simple personal...
Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure
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Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure

How a Pair of Mysteriously Funded GOP Hustlers Purchased U.S. Foreign Policy…and How You Can Too! If you’ve been following America’s political nightmare even cursorily,...
Torture on the Silver Screen
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Torture on the Silver Screen

A New Movie Chronicles a Senate Committee Probe Into the CIA’s Barbaric Interrogation of Suspected Terrorists.  Finally Hollywood has offered a devastatingly honest film about...
HUSTLER Classic: Toying Around
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HUSTLER Classic: Toying Around

America’s Magazine definitely wasn’t playing when it came up with this ambitious photo-shoot. Typically when one thinks of sex and toys, one’s mind turns toward the sort of...
Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Make Serious Waves
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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Make Serious Waves

Chances are, a trip to the beach is the furthest thing from your mind right now. With winter around the corner, you’re probably more concerned with...
Hot, Spacey Pussy: HUSTLER Honeys Who Are Out of This World
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Hot, Spacey Pussy: HUSTLER Honeys Who Are Out of This World

HUSTLER Honeys make the world go round, but every once in a while America’s Magazine unearths a hottie who’s so far out, she’ll...
HUSTLER Classic: Swallow the Fellows’ Thick Loads
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HUSTLER Classic: Swallow the Fellows’ Thick Loads

With its November ’82 issue, HUSTLER definitely wasn’t in Kansas anymore. Unless Kansas plays host to more group sex featuring fantastical creatures than...
Beaver Fever Heats Up HUSTLER Hollywood Grand Opening in Colorado
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Beaver Fever Heats Up HUSTLER Hollywood Grand Opening in Colorado

Retail chain’s Colorado Springs location launches with special guest Ryan Taylor, HUSTLER’s 2020...
Wet, Hot & Naked II: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time
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Wet, Hot & Naked II: More HUSTLER Honeys Get Splashy for Bath Time

Hey, did you know that today is National Shower With a Friend Day? Yup, February 5 seems to come sooner every...
HUSTLER Classic: Christy Canyon’s Second Coming
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HUSTLER Classic: Christy Canyon’s Second Coming

In 1989, XXX superstar Christy Canyon was riding the comeback trail, and HUSTLER was there to capture her return to the spotlight with a pictorial and...
Erotic Hypnosis: A Mesmerizing Path to Bliss, or Creepy Brainwashing?
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Erotic Hypnosis: A Mesmerizing Path to Bliss, or Creepy Brainwashing?

Just when you think you’ve seen all there is to see within the world of sexual pleasures, something comes...
Sport-Fucking: HUSTLER Honeys Play Serious Ball
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Sport-Fucking: HUSTLER Honeys Play Serious Ball

Hello, sports fans! Sure, watching a close game of football or basketball is exciting. But throw in some hot babes who go the distance, and you have a sport...
AVN Awards 2020: XXX Superstars Sex Up the Red Carpet
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AVN Awards 2020: XXX Superstars Sex Up the Red Carpet

Angela White, Stormy Daniels and many more porn notables look pretty hot with their clothes on, too. Regarded as the “Oscars of porn,” the AVN Awards...
Brushing Up on Going Down: The Pros’ Guide to Eating Pussy
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Brushing Up on Going Down: The Pros’ Guide to Eating Pussy

Not sure that you’re giving your partner the best when you’re giving her head? Don’t worry—these expert tips from XXX stars will help you...
She Said What?!?! Porn Stars’ Best Tweets
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She Said What?!?! Porn Stars’ Best Tweets

Nuggets of social media wit and wisdom from Missy Martinez, Kimmy Granger and more… Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but...
HUSTLER Classic: To Hell With This Damned Chick
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HUSTLER Classic: To Hell With This Damned Chick

As we get deeper into the dreary winter months, you could probably use something to warm you up right about now, huh?  Well, how do the flames of Hell...