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Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is hooking up with random strangers for some sloppy, no-attachment sex. Pounding unfamiliar poon with no expectation of...

Hump-Day Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 8

Attention, leg men! Need a little lift to help get you over the mid-week blahs? We have just the thing for you—a collection of some of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys, showing off their gorgeous gams (and so much more)! Go ahead, step into ecstasy! Scarlett Alexis  Mina Luxx Mia Trejsi  Skyler Storm Azura Grace Lilly Bell...

Hot Letters

Every year we receive hundreds of letters from you, our readers. Here are a few of our hottest Hot Letters, the best of the best. So lock the door. Warm up your fingers or your favorite toy. Get comfortable. And enjoy. HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN She knew me as Ethan, a campaign manager for...

In Her Fucking Prime?

Do women really reach their sexual peak later in life? We dive into the facts and myths surrounding the Cougar Principle. When I was just a wee whippersnapper, I was led to believe that it was more sexually viable for a young stud to pursue an older woman—a cougar, as they are often referred to...

Dave Foley—Yes, Really!

The comic actor talks UFOs, podcasts, his NewsRadio days and the future of Kids in the Hall. Three times a year, stars gather and align at The Hollywood Show, a unique fan convention. Held in a packed ballroom at the Los Angeles Marriott Burbank Airport Hotel, the Hollywood Show brings TV and film enthusiasts together...

Change Is Good…Right?

Some of our favorite performers share the fan reactions they received—good and bad—when they decided to switch things up. Switching things up is typically a positive part of life, especially to one’s appearance, but what if you’re known or even famous for a specific aesthetic and make a change to it? While most XXX fans...

Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes Vol. 9

Yes, we know—it’s been a long, rough week, and smack-dab in the middle of it, you’re just not sure you can go on anymore. Lucky for you, we know just what you need to snap you out of your Wednesday doldrums: blondes with big tits! That gave you a little lift, didn’t it? Of course...

Give Her a Toss?

Some women seem to be in constant pursuit of a sensitive man who will cater to their every want and need, in and out of the bedroom. And other chicks? Well, they just crave a guy who will manhandle them in the sack.  This latter, kinky slice of womankind enjoys being tossed around like a...

Sloppy Slurpers

In praise (and pursuit) of the drool-heavy, XXX-style hummer. There are countless ways in which the sex depicted in XXX and the rutting we experience out in the wild differ, and blowjobs are no exception. In porn, for instance, when a lady is doling out a hellacious hummer, she carries herself like a true disciple...

HUSTLER in the Future

HUSTLER PARODY: The ad on this page is not real. It is a parody and not to be taken seriously....

HUSTLER: The Beginning

Anyone can be a playboy and have a penthouse, but it takes a man to be a Hustler. With this philosophy in mind, we are launching the most sophisticated men’s magazine of the century. Some of you are already aware of our successful chain of night clubs located in most midwestern cities. And as HUSTLER...

HUSTLER: The Photos

THE RAPE OF JUSTICE October 1979 Photography by James Baes While other magazines displayed airbrushed models seemingly sans genitals, Larry Flynt was not only spreading pink, but publishing creative, groundbreaking layouts exploring all aspects of sexuality. The gender-inclusive photo shoots “Vegas Folly” and “Trick or Treat” were published over four decades ago. “HUSTLER will continue...

Liz Flynt: Chairwoman & Publisher

Liz Flynt, wife of the late, great Larry Flynt, is the picture of poise and determination. Once Larry’s nurse, she quickly learned the ropes at LFP (Larry Flynt Publications) under her loving husband’s tutelage. Upon his passing, Larry left Liz with one final request: run the company as he would have, without compromise. Suffice it...

Bruce David

EDITORIAL DIRECTOR “Bruce was working for Screw magazine and wrote a review of the very first issue of HUSTLER back in 1974. He said, ‘The new men’s upstart, HUSTLER, has just nudged out Refrigerator Monthly as the most boring publication in America.’ So I called him up. I told him, ‘I love your review. And...

HUSTLER: The Beavers

EDITED BY MORGEN “TEX” HAGEN Two score and eight years ago, as Americans celebrated this country’s 200th birthday, Larry Flynt’s brainchild publication introduced a visual feature that quickly became popular and legendary. To coax aspiring nude models from all walks of life, HUSTLER’s July ’76 second-anniversary issue made a monumental declaration: “HUSTLER, the magazine (...

Morgen “Tex” Hagen

BEAVER HUNT EDITOR If you’ve ever thumbed through a copy of HUSTLER, then you are no stranger to Beaver Hunt, a staple of the magazine since 1976. Morgen “Tex” Hagen has lovingly curated the amateur nude section for nearly two decades. But reader-submitted pussy pics are only the tip of the proverbial iceberg—Tex’s tale of...

Let’s Take Back Our Flag, America!

Fellow Americans, let’s take back our flag and wave it proudly for our country’s hard-fought freedoms. We cannot allow the Far Right to wrap themselves in the stars and stripes and slash away at our fundamental rights under the guise of patriotism. We must recognize the basic truth emblazoned on this issue’s cover, that patriotism...

HUSTLER: The Cartoons

Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! They were the words Larry Flynt used to describe what he was looking for in a HUSTLER cartoon. Larry considered the cartoons to be as important, if not more important than any other element of his magazine. In a single frame they have the ability to convey biting political satire, thought-provoking social...

HUSTLER: The Stars

The beautiful women who have graced our pages over the past 50 years have been too numerous to count. (Trust us, we’ve asked interns to try, and well, they keep getting distracted.) Yet certain stars have shone so brightly through the decades that they have earned their rightful place in our 50th Collector’s Edition. Some...

Chanel Camryn

“I was really excited when I found out I was going to be in the Anniversary Issue. I was like, Oh, my God! I had just won the AVN Award for Best New Starlet, and now the 50th Anniversary of HUSTLER! “My grandmother always had a stack of HUSTLERs in...

Vanna Bardot

“When I heard that this pictorial was going to be in HUSTLER’s 50th Anniversary Issue, I was really excited, because I know the Anniversary Issue is always a big deal, but the fact that this is the 50th is crazy! That’s a milestone for the magazine. The shoot was really...

Pound-Time Playlists

Why putting on some tunes in the bedroom can lead to more mind-blowing sex. The whole of humping humanity has spent a lifetime trying to find ways to have more mind-blowing sex. They’ve taken the pills, tossed a slew of robo-rammers and poon pulverizers into the mix, and even said a few prayers when nobody...

Tantalizing Tentacles

Because sometimes, a traditional, average-sized and normal-shaped dildo just won’t do. The world of sex toys is growing as rapidly as the meat in our jeans, which is goddamn wonderful! With all the choices available, many content creators and cam artists have embraced the less “traditional” faux dongs and gone towards the alien- and squid-inspired...

Laura Desirée: Naked Ambition

Laura Desirée is perfect. Her delivery is perfect, and her interview skills are a ten out of ten. But when the end game is world domination, well, such is the level to which she must perform. Today, however, she is getting some much needed rest from the breakneck schedule that perfection demands. And those pillows...

Let’s Talk About Porn

Why discussing your smut-viewing habits with your significant other can actually be good for your relationship. Conservative forces have spent decades trying to rid a wank-obsessed nation of pornography. What these Bible-thumping radicals may not realize is that, by eliminating the theatrical ribaldry from horndog society, many romantic relationships—theirs included—could end up going limp and...

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