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Tales From the Clit: Spencer Bradley

Powerhouse performer Spencer Bradley joins the Clit Brigade and delivers an absolute scorcher with this tale of casual creampies and life-changing pussy: “It started out like any other day: I woke up and left my then-boyfriend, B, in bed to rest while I did my makeup. I squeezed into my crop top and miniskirt, then...

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Kiki Isobel: Fan Service

Some people play Powerball. Others follow their favorite XXX hotties on social media in the hopes that they may one day claim the ultimate prize: porn star sex that doesn’t involve a Fleshlight. Of course, seasoned gooners know that some fuck-a-fan competitions are more real than others—often it’s more of a theme than an actual...

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Porn for Lovers

Viewing porn is, for the most part, a solitary experience (please don’t watch it on the bus or subway, okay?). But sometimes it’s fun to play with others. The question is, what will bring mutual enjoyment while not skimping on the heat? While double-anal gangbangs may be your jam, maybe the person sitting next to...

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Democracy’s Last(?) Stand

Even at road’s end, if the “problem” is the First Amendment, so too is the solution. After interviewing various MAGA types involved in the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol for her documentary The Insurrectionist Next Door, Alexandra Pelosi—yes, Nancy’s daughter—asserted, “They’re not bad people, but they have a different social media feed...

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Bad Dad

The Republican Party and its far-right base are, if anything, predictable. Their strategy basically boils down to one trope: “Accuse the other of that you are guilty.” That this is a quote attributed to Joseph Goebbels should come as no surprise, especially in learning about Mike Johnson’s creepy relationship with his son. The newly elected...

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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5 seconds before rolling over in a pile of dinosaur dung for a nap, women have been complaining about men who come too fast. Sure, they...

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See You in Salem!

Yeah, Punta Cana is great, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Lowlita (pictured) is an erotic artist and practicing Wiccan who has an uncanny knack for supernatural encounters. It should come as no surprise then that her vacation destination of choice is Salem, Massachusetts, on Halloween weekend. Because that’s...

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Wow! I’ve gotta take you home to…

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Oh, yeah Taylor! Fuck me…

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They’re beautiful, baby, but I thought we agreed to…

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Meg, please believe me when I tell you…

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Science is out good old-fashioned…

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Does your husband suspect anything…

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I hate to say this, but what you did…

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Three horndogs were discussing…

Three horndogs were discussing what they most liked about women. “I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first guy announced. The second said, “I like to look at a woman’s ass.” He then asked the third guy, “What about you?” “I prefer to see the top of her head.”...

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HUSTLER Wisdom: Of course a man and woman can be friends…

HUSTLER Wisdom: Of course a man and woman can be friends with no sex involved. It’s called marriage....

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Called in for an audit, Trevor was confronted by…

Staring at the agent, Trevor exclaimed, “Yup, it surely was!” Called in for an audit, Trevor was confronted by a surly IRS agent. “It says here that you’re single,” the agent said, “yet you claimed a dependent child. Surely this must be a mistake.” Staring at the agent, Trevor exclaimed, “Yup, it surely was!”...

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Question: What does a deaf gynecologist do?

Question: What does a deaf gynecologist do? Answer: Read lips....

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Connie arrived home flashing a new…

Connie arrived home flashing a new diamond ring. “Where did you get that?” her husband Mitch asked. “My boss and I played the lottery,” Connie explained. “We won, so I bought this ring with my share of the winnings.” A week later she came home wearing a leather coat. “Where did you get that?” her...

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Question: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Question: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Answer: “We do taste like chicken!”...

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A cop arrived at the scene…

“I don’t know,” the driver responded. “I haven’t talked to my lawyer yet.” A cop arrived at the scene of a car accident. He rushed over to the vehicle and asked the driver, “Are you seriously injured?” “I don’t know,” the driver responded. “I haven’t talked to my lawyer yet.”...

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Question: What’s the bad news…

Answer: You know for sure that your father is a wanker. Question: What’s the bad news about being a test-tube baby? Answer: You know for sure that your father is a wanker....

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Nolan and Bubba came across a sheep…

When Nolan was finished, he asked his pal, “Ya wanna have a turn?” “Sure,” Bubba agreed. He dropped trou and stuck his head in the fence. “Okay, I’m ready.” Nolan and Bubba came across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. “I’m feeling a little frisky,” Nolan said, then proceeded to have his...

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Question: What’s a woman’s idea…

Question: What’s a woman’s idea of a perfect lover? Answer: A man with a nine-inch tongue who can breathe through his ears....

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Solo Sirens

No costar? No problem! These XXX beauties are sizzling enough while doing it for—and to—themselves. One isn’t always the loneliest number, and these five self-loving starlets prove it! Whether they’re squirting up a tsunami, feeling the good vibrations from their favorite toy or acting out our favorite fantasies, these solo babes are all we need...