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Hook Up, Bail Out

Join us as we tackle the touchy subject of when to head for the door after a one-night stand. There’s an old country song which wisely asserts that you have to “know when to walk away, and know when to run.” This slice of philosophy from the depths of Americana, it could be debated, should...

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Barroom Balls

After years of dating-app dominance, traditional hookups out in the wild are poised to make a comeback. Are you prepared to go face-to-face again with your mating efforts? These days, the horny and hungry for lovin’ are either on dating apps or sliding into someone’s DMs in search of action. While it could be argued...

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As a jetliner was taxiing…

As a jetliner was taxiing for takeoff, flight attendant Sally concluded her announcement by saying, “On behalf of your captain, Roberta Smith, we wish y’all a pleasant journey.” A male passenger waved down Sally while she made last-minute checks. “Is this plane really being flown by a woman?” he asked. “Yes,” Sally informed him. “In...

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“Great idea putting your résumé on DVD…”

“Great idea putting your résumé on DVD…”...

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She’s Got Legs

Sure, it might feel great to fold your girl up like a rag doll while you’re going to town, but beware—not every woman is willing to risk pulling a hamstring in the name of sexual gymnastics. A lot of women have legs that seem to go all the way up to their ears. As guys—the...

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Ingrid & Regina

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE JULY 1982 HUSTLER Regina wasn’t surprised when Ingrid suggested they try a sauna bath in the nude. After all, they had enjoyed doing things since childhood. Almost immediately the sweltering-hot temperature made their golden skin glisten with sweat. As Ingrid’s long legs edged closer and closer, Regina sensed that her longtime companion was...

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Sorry, Boss—I’m on My Porn Break!

According to recent research, millions of people take time out of the workday to consume XXX. We look at the risks of watching smut on the clock. It seems a lot of hard-working people probably got that way by watching porn on the job—that is, if a recent study out of the United Kingdom holds...

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The Lowdown on Sub Drop

Sometimes, the comedown from the heights of ecstasy can be a pretty rough landing. Join us as we explore a common but relatively undiscussed phenomenon of BDSM. If you’re a fan of BDSM scenes, you can tell that it hurts in the best way possible. The domme whipping, spanking and inflicting delightful pain on the...

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XXX Musical Mavens

These beautiful babes’ talents aren’t limited to their onscreen sexual escapades—they also have some pretty thrilling skills when it comes to making music. You know these amazing sex workers for being talented with their hands and mouths, but did you also know they are amazingly skilled at using them for something other than making us...

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Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to that point. Any man who’s been hitched to a significant other for a while may reside in a...

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TikTok Treats

Some of our favorite XXX performers tell us about their experiences—good and bad—creating content for the hot video app. TikTok has been taking the internet by storm. From videos of people trying out the latest dance moves to performing comedy skits to making gross meals, the app has become a one-stop shop for content. Sex...

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Going Meatless?

Some so-called sex experts have asserted that, since most women don’t climax through penile penetration alone, they should forgo dick entirely. But are straight women really ready to give up their regular dose of Vitamin D? Spend enough time on social media and it appears that America’s sex educators are trying to phase out the...

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End Schoolyard Politics

We are not paying our representatives to act like bullies in a schoolyard. In November alone, Kevin McCarthy allegedly elbowed one of the representatives who backed his ouster in the kidney. And Senator Markwayne Mullin nearly started a fistfight with Teamsters labor union leader Sean O’Brien, telling him “We can finish it here” and “stand...

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Asshole of the Month: Robert Mercer

In this century, a radical watershed moment in American government occurred in 2010 with the Supreme Court’s Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission ruling, allowing unlimited spending on political campaigns. This deplorable decision equated money with free speech, accelerating the transition from democracy to plutocracy (rule by the rich). Trevor Potter, former chairman of the...

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Asshole of the Month: Laura Ingraham

You can tell an asshole by what spews out of it. In 2012, while professional complainer Laura Ingraham was guest-hosting The O’Reilly Factor on Fox News, she finally blurted out her mantra in its most simpleton form: “I’d like for the Republicans to be in charge of everything.” As electioneering heated up and she realized...

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Art Is Sexy Vol. 4

Some of our favorite XXX performers open up to us about the creative endeavors that they pursue outside of the adult industry. Make sure your paint brushes, pencils and cameras are nearby, it’s time for another installment of Art Is Sexy! HUSTLERMagazine.com gathered eight creative (and sexy as hell) performers who channel their creativity not...

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Lucien Greaves: The Satanic Temple

If you ask Lucien Greaves, tyranny has infected America, the so-called land of the free, with a conservative strain of godly gonorrhea. A nation under one God, Greaves contends, has crippled independence as our forefathers intended. Recent attacks on the First Amendment and the reversal of Roe v. Wade are perfect examples. Since 2013, Greaves—cofounder...

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Tarney & Candy

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE APRIL 2005 HUSTLER These two hearty travelers love to see the world, and wherever they go, they leave their mark on the landscape by indulging in some hot outdoor amour. This isolated desert outpost proves to be the perfect setting for the duo to chalk up...

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Kinsley Karter

“I joined the adult industry after attending the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in January 2018. I found my agent there, and the rest was history! I’ve always been a sexual person, and having a career that allows me to be sexually adventurous and work with beautiful people is an absolute...

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Fiona Frost

“I went to an all-girls Catholic high school, but all those rules drove me crazy. I just didn’t fit in. While the other students were studying, I was obsessed with tattoos and piercings…and showing off. I have always been a total exhibitionist. I think I excel in the adult business...

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Mia Trejsi

“I like to talk, and I talk a lot. I’m funny and cheerful—at least I think so—and I’m into trying new things. Like not too long ago, my boyfriend and I had sex in the woods. That’s the first time I had ever done it in nature, and it was...

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Eila Adams

“I began nude modeling at 18 and did a few projects before I auditioned for Naked News in 2009. I’ve been with the company ever since. In 2019, I started my fan site, EilaAdams.com, which features my more explicit content. I have a lot of fun there. Not going to...

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Clarity

“I feel that I have a beautiful body, and I love to show it off,” professes Clarity, 25, a bartender from Atlanta, Georgia. “What better place to do that than in HUSTLER?” The 5-foot-4 Peach Stater adds, “I’m fun, energetic, kind and uplifting. My pastimes involve anything that feeds my...

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Rhiannonfit

“At nearly 55 years old, I wanted to show that us mature women can still be sexy and sensual,” proclaims Rhiannonfit, a personal trainer and nutrition coach from Richmond, Virginia. “I’m in my prime and hotter than I was in my 20s!” The 5-foot-5 nude-modeling buff admits, “I typically keep...

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Beatrix Temperley

“I wanted to pose for HUSTLER because I’m a big fan of vintage nudes,” says Beatrix Temperley, 29, an antiquarian from Benton City, Washington. “I’ve based some of my aesthetic on your issues from the 1970s and 1980s. I also want to be able to flip through the magazine when...

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Couples Therapy

The couple who plays together stays together—and really, does anything say “I love you” like a date with a sex worker? Seeking out the services of a sex worker need not be a solitary pursuit. Couples can also enjoy the singular pleasures of a service provider; all that’s required is an open mind, enthusiastic consent...

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