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April 2024

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Big Balls Matter?
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Big Balls Matter?

Does the size of a man’s sack make a difference in the bedroom? Join us as we explore this weighty issue.

Well, this is nuts.

Although men have been obsessing for decades about the length and girth of their dicks, it turns out that the size of their balls may be more of a concern. It was recently brought to our attention that the collective clit of womankind may have more of a throbbing fit over the size of a man’s testicles than the dastardly dimensions of their tickle-sticks. Big balls, some ladies claim, can be a dangling source of intense pleasure, specifically when she is getting dicked down from behind. To hear some women tell it, this hidden gem of the genitalia is one that no woman should leave this world without experiencing. “It’s a real thing,” Hannah, a 26-year-old woman from Boonville, Indiana, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “They hit my clit when I’m getting fucked doggy-style,” she says.

Naturally, there are some skeptics among the male population. To them, the idea that they can bring a woman to a toe-curling orgasm by letting their  nuts go wild is, well, a bunch of bollocks. They truly doubt that big balls matter. “This is a new one,” declares Mitch, 42, of New Bern, North Carolina. Logistically speaking, some guys are confused about how a clit-clocking scrotum is supposed to even achieve this daring feat. “I’m not sure I get how it’s even possible for balls to reach her clitoris,” Mitch adds.

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