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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri. “I feel that nudity is a form of art through expression,” she professes. Ariel Ganja—a Nevada-based legal courtesan out of Kansas City, Missouri—says, “I’ve always had an oral fixation, and I’ve been told time and again that I have a knack for fellatio.” Harley Lane from San Antonio, Texas, was working at a Nevada legal bordello when she came our way. “I’m always caring, spunky and fun to be around,” she maintains. Blunt Bunny from Houston, Texas, recalls, “I once had sex in a Starbucks bathroom while Black Friday shopping. I’m open-minded and spontaneous.” Finally, Kitty Quinn—a cam model from Miami, Florida—“felt like a princess” when she garnered the 2021 Beaver of the Year crown. Happy birthday, ladies!

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