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Attired Cliché

Contrary to commonly held belief, you can’t always tell how a person will be in the sack by the clothes they wear on their back. Society says to never judge a book by its cover. We tend to agree, unless of course it’s the Holy Bible—then, well, by all means, judge all you want, because...

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Penny Barber: “Call Me Mommy”

PHOTOGRAPHY BY @MR_REX_SHEPHERD (INSTAGRAM) This modern-day Mrs. Robinson combines striking looks, a dominant presence and an undeniable passion for performing: Penny Barber is the ultimate MILF. There is a constant in every single Penny Barber scene: It’s dirty as fuck! Whether Barber is looking luscious in latex or seducing a stepson, she always delivers a...

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Scarlett Alexis

“A little something—actually, a big something—about me: I love to play music. Starting from a very early age, I studied any instrument I could find. I play piano, guitar, ukulele and flute, and recently I’ve been learning violin. Playing music is extremely therapeutic for me and provides a great outlet...

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Real American Horror Story

Step inside the Chicago Murder Castle and meet the good doctor, a most dangerously charming man, a twisted psychopath who might well be america’s first serial killer: Dr. H.H. Holmes. Chicago grew into a mecca of industry and power in the decades following the Great Fire of 1871. It became a bustling city offering a...

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Spitting Sirens & Drooling Divas

For these drool-inducing, moisture-mad mavens, wetter is definitely better! Spit is sexy. It amplifies any sex act and takes it to a place of messy bliss! From drooling all over a hard dick or soaking a pair of juicy tits in sensual saliva, it’s the perfect wet and wild accent to take any naughty deed...

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Fools on the Hill Vol. 2

It’s April Fools’ Day once again—and once again, we’re taking the opportunity to poke fun at the fools who work on Capitol Hill! Lucky for us, there’s never any shortage of buffoonish behavior among the ranks of our nation’s legislative branch. As long as the clowns abound, you might as well laugh at them! “The...

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Maggie Lindemann: Gen Z Girl Boss

The “Pretty Girl” singer opens up about taking control of her career, her love of horror films and her darkly intense new record, Headsplit. Maggie Lindemann could have easily become an also-ran Ariana Grande or Dua Lipa. She started her career as a pop artist with a worldwide mainstream hit, “Pretty Girl.” But instead of...

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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5

Three, it’s been said, is a magic number. And that’s definitely true when it comes to sex. Whether it’s one lady taking on a duo of dicks, a pair of chicks teaming up on one lucky cock, or—wonder of wonders—a trio of titillating babes getting down and dirty, sexual triads are a joy indeed. Dig...

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Lil-Mizz Unique

Being a Beaver is right up the alley for “easygoing, open-minded and outgoing” Lil-Mizz Unique, 31, from Chicago, Illinois. “HUSTLER is a magazine that I personally love,” she says, “and I enjoy strangers seeing me naked! I hope your readers will be excited seeing me.” The 5-foot-5 Windy City hottie...

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Big Balls Matter?

Does the size of a man’s sack make a difference in the bedroom? Join us as we explore this weighty issue. Well, this is nuts. Although men have been obsessing for decades about the length and girth of their dicks, it turns out that the size of their balls may be more of a concern....

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Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish

For performers and fans of this fascinating kink, bigger is always better. The old adage that “bigger is better” is 100% true when it comes to the fetish world of expansion. From growing bellies to breasts looking like they’re about to explode and even being turned into a blueberry—this inflating niche has us ready to...

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Body of Work: XXX Tattoo Tales

Some of our favorite adult performers share the stories and significance of their amazing body art. Adult performers are works of art. The curves of their bodies, the shade of their skin—hell, even their elbows! Some stars have taken the canvas of their beauty and enhanced it further with tattoos. What are the stories behind...

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Hammering It Home

So you managed to bring your partner to an orgasm. Great! Now what? If you’ve logged your share of hours in the sack with the ladies, chances are good that, somewhere along the way, you have successfully learned how to give a woman an orgasm. Oh, sure, nailing down the clit-flicking, tongue-lashing and pecker-slinging nuances...

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“And do you, Elizabeth, take James vaginally, anally and orally?”

“And do you, Elizabeth, take James vaginally, anally and orally?”...

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Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”

The legendary guitarist talks about surviving addiction, embracing sleaze and his band’s new album, That Delicious Vice. Kid Congo Powers is the king of the underground scene. The guitarist/songwriter and singer made his bones as a member of The Gun Club, The Cramps and Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds—an impressive résumé to be sure....

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4/20 Sommeliers

Silver Haze and sushi? Wine is fine, but when it comes to perfect pairings, nothing hits the spot like a curated tasting menu of top-flight cannabis. Another 4/20 is upon us, but do we really need a reason to get high? The short answer is “no,” but who are we to turn our noses up...

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BBL Bonanza

These babes have definitely got back! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share how they’re bringing up the rear in a big way after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. All asses are works of art. From small and humble to large and jiggly, tushes are amazing! While some are blessed with ass-tounding...

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Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my fingers through it,” MAGIC! sang in 2014. And sure, the idea of touching lengthy, soft locks is...

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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16

Gazing at the lingerie sections of catalogs and desperately trying to picture what the models looked like underneath their skimpy skivvies is a time-honored tradition. Luckily, at HUSTLER Magazine, we have the decency to leave nothing to the imagination. Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys in—and out of—their fancy underthings. It’s the hottest...

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Meat Me for Sex?

A new study suggests that eating meat in the morning makes a man more attractive to women, but is there any truth to the theory? There is a joke that’s been making the rounds of late, and it goes something like this: A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who will...

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Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a prime, vintage collection of Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Tarney & Candy Nicole & Cytherea Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee Zoe Britton &...

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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri. “I feel that nudity is a form of art through expression,” she professes. Ariel Ganja—a Nevada-based legal courtesan out of Kansas City, Missouri—says,...

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The Truth About Misinformation

To not admit your mistake is always a far greater mistake! It speaks to a lack of moral character and a fundamental dishonesty. Case in point: the Republican Party’s impeachment inquiry into President Biden. On June 8, 2023, Fox News reported, “Joe Biden allegedly paid $5M by Burisma executive as part of a bribery scheme,...

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Izzy Lush

“Even before I entered the XXX industry, I was a huge fan of porn. I was obsessed with it, watched it all the time, and I just knew that it was the career for me. When I decided to take the plunge, I reached out to a ton of people...

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Angel Kiss

“I need a man who is willing to put his mouth where my money is,” moans Hungarian hottie Angel Kiss. “I’m talking about my juicy pussy. I love having it licked and sucked by a guy’s powerful tongue and mouth. To be honest, I sometimes prefer that to fucking, especially...

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Marlie Moore, Jana Jordan and Charlie Lynn

HUSTLER Classic February 2010

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Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin

“My sex drive is off the charts. Seriously, if I go a few hours without, I start to feel like I’m going crazy. And when I’m really horny, I’m practically feral! In my free time, I like to add to my record collection—if there’s anything I like as much as...

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Asshole of the Month: Mitch McConnell

In the heated buildup to November, there has been a lot of chatter about the age of our Presidential candidates: How old is too old? Republicans allege, and even many Democrats worry, that Joe Biden may be coasting along past his expiration date. Donald Trump is certainly no spring chicken, and regardless of his alleged...

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Brody Jean

“I am unapologetically me and always in trouble,” admits Brody Jean, 35, a pediatric nurse, mom and online model from Boerne, Texas. “I am wild and crazy, but also a sweetheart and nurturer.” The 5-foot-2 Lone Star Stater goes on to tell us, “I am up for doing anything outside,...

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