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Nipples: Proceed With Caution!

Yes, these tiny tit-toppers can serve as portals to pleasure, but beware—without the proper nuance and finesse, playing with these sensitive protuberances can lead to a world of hurt for you and her alike. The nipple is arguably one of the most volatile parts of the human body. They can be a source of tremendous...
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Zoe Britton and Cassidey

Zoe and Cassidey are old college lovers. But time has passed, and their lives have grown increasingly boring and corporate—all high-finance and 12-hour workdays. So once a year they leave their boring wives behind and escape to someplace in the airbnb’s mansion category. For a weekend they live in a...
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Muscular Mamas

More and more women are pumping serious iron at the gym these days. We explore the sexual benefits and drawbacks of being a female weightlifter. Some women hit the gym to lose a few pounds, while others lift weights—and in many cases a lot of weight—to put a few pounds of muscle on. Long gone...
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Socially Conscious With Tifa Quinn

Welcome to Socially Conscious, where your favorite stars from the XXX universe lend some much needed context to the goldmine that is their social media output. Prepare to be enlightened! Tifa Quinn may be miniature in size, but her presence as a performer is towering both in stature and scale. The 4’ 11” model entered...
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Let’s Get Knotty

Curious about rope play, but confused about how to go about it? You’re not alone. Allow us to tie up the loose ends so you don’t get thrown for a loop. There will come a time in every man’s life when he shacks up with a woman who leans toward the freaky side. It’s inevitable....
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Hump-Day Special: Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 7

Feel like a heel today? We hope so, because we’re stepping things up once again with another collection of hot HUSTLER Honeys parading around in their sexy high heels—and precious little else! Get ready for a heel—err, a hell—of a good time! Skyler Storm Alexis Lilly Bell Natalia Cruze Jeanna Fine Anya Olsen...
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Fuck o’ the Irish

It’s time to get it on like a leprechaun with these sexy content creators who go all out on St. Patrick’s Day! St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, and while we are beyond lucky to get to watch and enjoy TheTinyFeetTreat and Chrissy LeBlanc all year round, these two sexy lasses go all...
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Graycee Baybee: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

From gangbangs to DPs and more, this XXX dynamo is all about pushing the limits of her insatiable libido. Join us as she shares tales from her endless quest for sexual satisfaction. The word “nymphomaniac” is thrown around all too casually these days, but when applied to adult performer and sexual juggernaut Graycee Baybee, it...
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T.S.O.L.: Give Us Liberty

Frontman Jack Grisham on his history with HUSTLER, bizarre groupie encounters and his band’s new album, A-Side Graffiti. Since 1978, Southern California’s T.S.O.L.—short for True Sounds of Liberty—has been grinding out kickass music. Although their sound has changed from punk to goth to straight-ahead melodic rock, their politics and power haven’t wavered, thanks to the...
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Hitting All the Right Notes

Can the type of music a person listens to tell you what they’re like in bed? It’s a commonly held belief that musicians are better in bed than the less musically inclined. Some people contend, for instance, that a guitar player’s ability to feel out the notes on his instrument during a ripping solo means...
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Hump-Day Special: Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 3

Redheads—so rare. So enchanting. So hot! Especially when they’re naked and inviting you for a peek at the fleshy charms under that head full of fiery tresses. With that in mind, we scoured HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt and compiled a collection of ginger nudes-next-door for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Gigi Rouge Beatrix Temperley Kendra Lynn...
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Boys and Their Toys

Thanks to technological advances, sex toys for men are more sophisticated—and satisfying—than ever before. It has been said that men never grow up, their toys just get bigger. Whether it’s racing a hot rod down the road at hellish speeds, getting covered in mud on an ATV or simply sinking into a home improvement project...
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Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends

We like to think we see things in people, especially when it comes to era-defining adult entertainers who make a lasting impression. Perched on the cusp of the big five-oh (49 and feelin’ fine!), everyone on the masthead—from Chairwoman Liz Flynt on down—is feeling pretty damn fortunate to be part of such a stellar team....
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Artificial Intelligence & the 2024 Election

There is little doubt that AI will transform our lives. The beneficial applications promise to be myriad. “AI allows us to see patterns in data that humans cannot grasp,” Stephen Cave, director for the Leverhulme Centre for the Future of Intelligence, explains. “And that will have benefits for all sorts of fields: from drug discovery...
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Eden Amor

“It feels really good to be out of uniform,” proclaims Eden Amor, fresh from the ranks of the U.S. Army and now reporting for duty as HUSTLER eye candy. “Posing nude is something I would never have thought of doing while serving my country, but now that my tour is...
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Apryl Rein

“I was a big fan of porn even before I entered the industry—I would watch it for hours! Now that I’m a part of the business, I always strive to put 100% into my performances. I want fans to see that I’m completely into it when they watch my scenes....
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Kendra Sunderland

“It’s probably safe to say that I have an exhibitionist streak. After all, I’m the girl who’s famous for flashing my titties and playing with myself on camera in the library at my old college. I love being naked in public! It’s such a great feeling of freedom. “In my...
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Lindsay Marie

“I like guys with big cocks!” anything- but-shy Lindsay Marie exclaims. “No offense to small-dicked men, since they tend to try extra-hard and are usually good at oral. But there’s this sweet spot way inside my pussy that can only be reached by a well-endowed guy. I have the juiciest...
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Bambi Barton

“I’m from Kentucky, and yes, I am a country girl to the core, right down to my Southern accent. I had a pretty traditional upbringing, and I still appreciate the simpler things in life. I like pumpkin spice lattes (suck it, haters), Christmas movies, Supernatural (obsessed with that show) and,...
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Asshole of the Month: Greg Abbott

After its successful war of independence from Mexico in 1836, Texas existed as an independent republic for nine years, until joining the United States in 1845. Then, in 1861, it seceded with the rest of the Confederate states to wage our bloody Civil War in defense of slavery. Ever since, there’s been a virulent suspicion...
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Violet Spice

“I love modeling nude and showing off my hotness,” proclaims Violet Spice, 23, a “funny, silly and sweet” financial analyst from Austin, Texas. “I yearn to be famous, and working in a stodgy office till I’m old and gray isn’t gonna cut the mustard.” The 5-foot-2 Lone Star Stater now...
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Kiry

April showers bring May flowers, while Beaver Hunt brings unbashful beauties displaying their pink petals year-round, month after month after month. Getting the ball rolling this time is Kiry, 22, from Brno, Czechia. “I’m a sweet, caring and happy-go-lucky girl,” the 5-foot-8 college student tells us. “When I’m home, I...

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