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The More, the Merrier?

The good news is, your woman might be open to the threesome or foursome you’ve been wanting. The bad news? Both of you might be too afraid to bring up the topic. Many women, once ensconced in a committed relationship, take pains to convince their men that they are completely satisfied with normal, everyday coupled...

Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”

The legendary guitarist talks about surviving addiction, embracing sleaze and his band’s new album, That Delicious Vice. Kid Congo Powers is the king of the underground scene. The guitarist/songwriter and singer made his bones as a member of The Gun Club, The Cramps and Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds—an impressive résumé to be sure....

4/20 Sommeliers

Silver Haze and sushi? Wine is fine, but when it comes to perfect pairings, nothing hits the spot like a curated tasting menu of top-flight cannabis. Another 4/20 is upon us, but do we really need a reason to get high? The short answer is “no,” but who are we to turn our noses up...

BBL Bonanza

These babes have definitely got back! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share how they’re bringing up the rear in a big way after getting a Brazilian Butt Lift. All asses are works of art. From small and humble to large and jiggly, tushes are amazing! While some are blessed with ass-tounding...

Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my fingers through it,” MAGIC! sang in 2014. And sure, the idea of touching lengthy, soft locks is...

Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16

Gazing at the lingerie sections of catalogs and desperately trying to picture what the models looked like underneath their skimpy skivvies is a time-honored tradition. Luckily, at HUSTLER Magazine, we have the decency to leave nothing to the imagination. Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys in—and out of—their fancy underthings. It’s the hottest...

Meat Me for Sex?

A new study suggests that eating meat in the morning makes a man more attractive to women, but is there any truth to the theory? There is a joke that’s been making the rounds of late, and it goes something like this: A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who will...

Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a prime, vintage collection of Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Tarney & Candy Nicole & Cytherea Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee Zoe Britton &...

Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri. “I feel that nudity is a form of art through expression,” she professes. Ariel Ganja—a Nevada-based legal courtesan out of Kansas City, Missouri—says,...

The Truth About Misinformation

To not admit your mistake is always a far greater mistake! It speaks to a lack of moral character and a fundamental dishonesty. Case in point: the Republican Party’s impeachment inquiry into President Biden. On June 8, 2023, Fox News reported, “Joe Biden allegedly paid $5M by Burisma executive as part of a bribery scheme,...

Izzy Lush

“Even before I entered the XXX industry, I was a huge fan of porn. I was obsessed with it, watched it all the time, and I just knew that it was the career for me. When I decided to take the plunge, I reached out to a ton of people...

Angel Kiss

“I need a man who is willing to put his mouth where my money is,” moans Hungarian hottie Angel Kiss. “I’m talking about my juicy pussy. I love having it licked and sucked by a guy’s powerful tongue and mouth. To be honest, I sometimes prefer that to fucking, especially...

Sera Ryder & Kimora Quin

“My sex drive is off the charts. Seriously, if I go a few hours without, I start to feel like I’m going crazy. And when I’m really horny, I’m practically feral! In my free time, I like to add to my record collection—if there’s anything I like as much as...

Asshole of the Month: Mitch McConnell

In the heated buildup to November, there has been a lot of chatter about the age of our Presidential candidates: How old is too old? Republicans allege, and even many Democrats worry, that Joe Biden may be coasting along past his expiration date. Donald Trump is certainly no spring chicken, and regardless of his alleged...

Brody Jean

“I am unapologetically me and always in trouble,” admits Brody Jean, 35, a pediatric nurse, mom and online model from Boerne, Texas. “I am wild and crazy, but also a sweetheart and nurturer.” The 5-foot-2 Lone Star Stater goes on to tell us, “I am up for doing anything outside,...

Betzz

“Men get horny looking at naked women, and I love arousing them,” says Betzz, 21, a XXX video vixen and former ballerina from Prague, Czechia. “Girls from my country are beautiful, sweet and skillful in the boudoir. That’s why men around the world are so fond of us.” The 5-foot-6...

MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had...

Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....

Tavia

“Growing up, I was a wild child, always on the lookout for an adventure and very curious. Constantly on the move, finding new ways to make money—lemonade stands, yard sales, lawn care for neighbors and singing at the hotel close to my childhood home. I never could take no for...

Big Boob Babylon

Make way for massive mommy milkers! From Candy Barr to Jessica Rabbit, UDDERS Comix creator AJ DinoRokski lists his favorite big-boob babes of all time. Let it be said that all breasts are incredible and worthy of worship. But today we offer our fealty at the altar of jaw-droppingly large bosoms and proffer thanks for...

Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of spankings, being tied up or licking the boots of a powerful dominatrix, there is another lane many may not be aware of: feminization,...

Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S LONG PAST TIME THEY GET SOME ANSWERS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO LEARN ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, NONHUMAN INTELLIGENCE AND UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENA.” —Senate...

Oral Arguments

How important are blowjobs and cunnilingus to maintaining a healthy relationship? According to a new survey, the answers might surprise you… It has been said that the only certain things in life are death and taxes, but whatever bootlicking chump came up with that tired spiel must have never had a girlfriend. There’s one other...

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