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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters drove him out to the Florida Everglades, put a gun to his head and made him start digging his own grave. Salamone had...

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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....

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Big Boob Babylon

Make way for massive mommy milkers! From Candy Barr to Jessica Rabbit, UDDERS Comix creator AJ DinoRokski lists his favorite big-boob babes of all time. Let it be said that all breasts are incredible and worthy of worship. But today we offer our fealty at the altar of jaw-droppingly large bosoms and proffer thanks for...

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“Your insurance company won’t pay for your treatment, but they will rent you a gun and buy a bullet.”

“Your insurance company won’t pay for your treatment, but they will rent you a gun and buy a bullet.”...

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“And this part is pure genius: ’life, liberty and the pursuit of fresh pussy’!”

“And this part is pure genius: ‘life, liberty and the pursuit of fresh pussy’!”...

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“Baby, you might wanna stay clear of the house for a while. There is a cop here and he’s asking a lot of questions.”

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“I love you too, Harvey—but I won’t marry you! I won’t be a part of destroying the very fabric of America!”

“I love you too, Harvey—but I won’t marry you! I won’t be a part of destroying the very fabric of America!”...

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Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of spankings, being tied up or licking the boots of a powerful dominatrix, there is another lane many may not be aware of: feminization,...

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Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S LONG PAST TIME THEY GET SOME ANSWERS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO LEARN ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS, NONHUMAN INTELLIGENCE AND UNEXPLAINABLE PHENOMENA.” —Senate...

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Oral Arguments

How important are blowjobs and cunnilingus to maintaining a healthy relationship? According to a new survey, the answers might surprise you… It has been said that the only certain things in life are death and taxes, but whatever bootlicking chump came up with that tired spiel must have never had a girlfriend. There’s one other...

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Corey Glover: Mr. Sonic Universe

The Living Colour singer talks groupies, his quest to find Elvis’ toilet and his new band, Sonic Universe. The voice of Corey Glover is an unmistakable sonic wonder. As lead singer of Living Colour since 1984, Glover has led that breakthrough band through six brilliant studio albums, endless tours and a handful of MTV music...

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Torn Over It

Is ripping your lover’s clothes off a welcome sign of unbridled animal lust, or a rude, costly act of property damage? There are varying degrees of horniness that people display along the sexual spectrum, one of which is akin to jungle lust—the kind of hormonal outburst that makes one beast want to get inside the...

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You Had Sex WHERE?!

Moving vans, abandoned churches and UFO hot spots—some of our favorite XXX performers share the strangest places they’ve ever gotten busy. Adult performers are no strangers to creativity that knows no bounds, and that includes having sex in some unconventional and sometimes outrageous places. The lengths to which XXX stars will go to keep their...

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Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7

Spring is here and, quite naturally, our thoughts have turned to spending some quality time in the great outdoors. And you know what makes the great outdoors truly great? That’s right—a hot, naked chick or eight frolicking in the wilderness. So join us on a cock-stiffening nature hike as we hit the trail to outdoor...

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No Butts About It?

Believe it or not, some guys aren’t comfortable with knocking at their woman’s back door. Here’s how to get past that anal aversion and into the butt-banging good times. Anal sex is one of those delicacies in the diddling department that nearly every man hopes his little love muffin agrees to once the relationship gets...

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Wayne Hussey: Mission Unstoppable

The Mission UK frontman discusses his decades-long career, his plans for a new record and whether his group is goth or not. Goth godfathers The Mission UK are back! The 1980s band, best known for their brilliant live shows and powerful arena-rock songs such as “Tower of Strength,” “Butterfly on a Wheel” and “Deliverance,” are...

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Coming in Colors

Some women (and even some men) experience a rainbow of sensations during orgasm. Join us as we explore the mysterious world of sexual synesthesia. In the course of a romantic relationship, it’s common for one or both of the partners to start seeing red on occasion. Couples don’t always see eye-to-eye, regardless of whether it’s...

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Zia McCabe: Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll!

The Dandy Warhols’ clothing-optional bassist opens up about sex on tour, masturbating in the DJ booth and her band’s new album, Rockmaker. Zia McCabe is the bassist, keyboardist and percussionist for the Portland, Oregon-based band The Dandy Warhols. If you’re hip, you know their hits “Bohemian Like You,” “We Used to Be Friends” and “Not...

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Mona Loveless

“I’m irreverent, and I really don’t give a shit. I refuse to be in a relationship with any man who attempts to tell me what to do—I would rather take someone’s money and burn it than submit to their authority. I do what I want to do, and if that...

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Sleaze, Legalese & How to Hustle the Court

On a sunny California day in 1998 I was home from college, visiting my mom and grandmother. We happened to be standing in the parking lot of the distinctive black oval building on the edge of Beverly Hills known as the “Flynt Building.” (Larry had moved his headquarters there a few years previously.) It was...

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Hump-Day Special: Get Hosed! Vol. 2

It’s May 15, which means it’s National Nylon Stocking Day once again. And what better way to celebrate than with a parade of hot chicks getting crammed full of cock while wearing their fanciest, frilliest stockings? Yes, it’s true—we’re not limiting the procession to nylon stockings, so we’re playing fast and loose with the spirit...

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A Piercing Glance Vol. 2

Nipple piercings, belly button jewelry, tongue studs, eyebrow rings, a pussy adorned with bling—such are the ornamentations that make the work of art known as the female body even more enchanting and alluring. Since today is National Piercing Day, join us as we celebrate the pierced pretties who’ve adorned the pages of HUSTLER over the...

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Oops! XXX Stars Caught in the Act

Some of our favorite performers share their stories of attracting an unexpected audience while doing the deed. Adult stars are no strangers to being watched while getting down and dirty—but usually it’s through a screen in the comfort of one’s own home. Occasionally, a random and uninvited onlooker can mistakenly catch a glimpse of the...

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Come Curious: A Podcast That Pops

Reed Amber and Florence Bark dive head-first into the sticky topic of sex with their no-holds-barred podcast. Any number of shows included on yearly “Best of Sex Podcasts” lists only skirt the idea of fucking, instead focusing on more sex-adjacent subjects like romance or relationships. Come Curious, however, is not one of those podcasts. It...

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David J: New Old Tales to Tell

The Bauhaus and Love and Rockets veteran on his most goth possession, the red light districts of the world and his latest release, Tracks From the Attic. David J is a triple threat. As a member of Bauhaus, he helped define the genre of goth. As one-third of Love and Rockets, he took his love...

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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12

May 22 is National Solitaire Day, and as it turns out, May is also National Masturbation Month! Is there any better excuse to celebrate HUSTLER Honeys playing with themselves? (Not that we need an excuse for that sort of thing, of course.) With that in mind, let’s dig into a procession of self-pleasuring babes who...

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Butt, I’m a Virgin!

Is anal sex really a backdoor loophole that allows a woman to maintain her virginity while still getting busy? Join us as we dive in deep and explore this long-standing notion. There was a rumor floating around Hollywood a couple of decades ago that a super-famous pop star at the time had a crush on...