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Tantalizing Tentacles
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Tantalizing Tentacles

Because sometimes, a traditional, average-sized and normal-shaped dildo just won’t do.

The world of sex toys is growing as rapidly as the meat in our jeans, which is goddamn wonderful! With all the choices available, many content creators and cam artists have embraced the less “traditional” faux dongs and gone towards the alien- and squid-inspired tentacles.

Below, we gathered a couple of adventurous dildo enthusiasts and inquired as to why they love taking a walk (and a fuck) on the weird and wild side. 

*Don’t worry, no octopi and/or space monsters were harmed in the writing of this article!*

Photo courtesy of freerangeslut Out of all the dildo options to choose from, you go to a wild one—tentacles! When did you first discover them?

freerangeslut: I discovered them a few years ago when I started getting interested in fantasy toys, mainly because I was into deep-throating. I’ve always had a huge oral fixation and passionate love of deep-throating. Over the years I’ve gotten more and more extreme with it, and once you reach a certain point, not much is more extreme with deep-throating than super-long tentacles.

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