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Asa Akira: A Bad Day

[…] an appearance. I put my middle finger in my asshole to see exactly where it was, and to my horror, it felt like any other time I fingered my rectum, just flesh, no marble. “Hang on, guys,” I looked past the camera. “I can’t find it.” “Okay, let’s take five,” Jonathan yelled. I ran […] ...

Lesbian MILF Doctors

[…] manner is impressive as she convinces Owens to confide her lesbian urges. A highly invasive procedure ensues, as Dr. Ryan lubes Owens’ chassis and performs a four- fingered probe of her patient’s snatch while thumb-wrestling her asshole for good measure. Owens, for her part, digs her fingers into Ryan’s snatch with the frenzied greed […] ...

Ruby Diamond

Appearing in HUSTLER means a great deal to Ruby Diamond, 27, a “sweet, bubbly, caring and compassionate” denizen of Albany, New York. “I suffered from body dysmorphia for a very long time,” she confides. “I didn’t like my looks, but nude modeling has really helped me see my beauty and...

Madam Lydia Faithfull: Brothel Queen

[…] Bitch. “That’s my little reading push to the girls,” Faithfull explains when I point to the book on the ’80s punk singer who starred in Richard Kern’s Fingered and The Right Side of My Brain. The madam embodies the lecherous power of Lydia Lunch. They even look kind of similar. Clearly it’s no coincidence […] ...

Goodbye, Wall Street—Hello, Porn

[…] in control really well and be fit enough to keep it going to get to that point where I can just explode. And I really like being fingered. If you finger me the right way and fuck me in certain positions for long enough, I’ll explode. The media has dubbed you a “porntrepreneur.” How […] ...

Erin Taylor

“After I turned 18, I was so broke and loving sex so much that I wanted to become a porn star,” recalls Erin Taylor, 29, from Jacksonville, Florida. “I went down to Miami, did a handful of shoots—never knowing where they’d end up—and then I split to do some soul-searching.”...

Belle Knox

[…] my own laptop, so that’s when I was really able to start Googling porn. The first porn video I ever watched was a bunch of girls getting fingered in an orgy. I remember how it made my vagina really wet, so I basically was like, I want to keep watching porn. I love watching […] ...

Granny-Banging Grandeur

[…] passenger seat, so she tells her friend to go hang out with her daughter at the Waffle House,” Johnathan remembers. “I started eating her pussy, then I fingered her and ate her clit for about 15 minutes. We were going at it for about two hours, from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl. She […] ...

Amber

Putting a bench in the middle of nowhere to excellent use is 21-year-old Amber from Portland, Oregon. “I find it interesting to be naked where people can see me,” the 5-foot-5 skin-mag rookie tells us. “I’m a laid-back free spirit drifting along the wind currents, so I’m very openminded to...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Melody Jordan

[…] career in XXX—and she couldn’t be happier about it.  “I had a boyfriend for five years, and our sex life got kind of boring. I had been fingered in the ass, but that was it. I was always like, ‘Come on, let’s try anal!’ He’d say, ‘No, that’s gay. That’s gross,’” Melody recalled.  Photo […] ...

Tortured Accountability

[…] Scheer detailed a few of the gruesome accounts cited in the summary before asking “who was responsible for the travesty?” Calling him “America’s sadist in chief,” Scheer fingered George W. Bush for authorizing the torture program. But don’t forget Dick Cheney, who raced to network cameras after the summary was released to proudly declare, […] ...

Melody Jordan

“I had a boyfriend for five years, and our sex life got kind of boring. I had been fingered in the ass, but that was it. I was always like, ‘Come on, let’s try anal!’ He’d say, ‘No, that’s gay. That’s gross.’ When I started doing porn, I told my...

Embracing Your Guilty Pleasure

[…] so I take my dates to a lot of Mexican and Thai restaurants,” he divulges.  Another man, Nick, tells us that he likes to get his butthole fingered, which we didn’t find all that weird at first—until he revealed that it really only turns him on if it is done by a woman who’s […] ...

Jasmine Wilde

“Two sexual experiences really stick in my mind: fucking on a beach in 30-degree weather and sucking my boyfriend’s dick after not seeing him for weeks. He had a fuck ton of cum stored up, and it all but drowned me. So awesome. “Friday nights you’ll find me rock climbing...

Reyna DeLaCruz

“I want to be the type of girl you can’t get out of your head. I live to fuck and suck, and I’m a self-proclaimed BJ queen. I find the taste of cum delicious, so go ahead, pop in my mouth. But you know what? I like girls too. I...

Joke 8

[…] her skirt and was furiously rubbing her crotch. “Can I help?” Charlie asked. The chick smiled, grabbed his right hand and stuffed it under her panties. Charlie fingered her until he got tired and withdrew his hand. But he felt lousy when the babe quickly put her own hands back down there. “Wasn’t I […] ...

If Trump, Then Canada

[…] currently the site is only accepting applicants for its waiting list. Will Maple Match become functional if Mr. Macho, aka The Golden Wrecking Ball, aka The Short- Fingered Vulgarian, aka Fuckface von Clownstick, aka The Donald actually winds up in the White House? Clearly many hope so—launched in early May, over 13,000 people signed […] ...

Deepthroat Massage

[…] beauty Charlotte Sins gets oiled up and rubbed down in a sight that’s akin to watching the drool-worthy curves of a luxury sports car being polished and buffed. The nimble- fingered detail work soon gives way to a more aggressive form of therapy as her masseur snakes his blood-bloated lap adder down her throat like a plumber snaking a […] ...

Uma Jolie & Aspen Rae

“It’s annoying when people ask if I’m bi, straight or lesbian. Labels don’t mean a damn thing. If I’m having fun, that’s all that matters. I tend to go for women who tell me exactly what they are thinking. No games. I like sophisticated girls. Not necessarily bookworms—just women who...

Sex Secrets: Fess Up or Shut Up?

[…] hell from a relationship after learning about a sexual secret. Hooked up a bunch in college with a slew of people? Sucked off, ate out, butt-boned, aggressively fingered or spit in the assholes of a few strangers? Okay, those things, while seemingly enough to rile up a partner, are not as big of a […] ...

Ayla

Sharing a November 1 birthday with our publisher is noteworthy, but it’s what this “trustworthy, self-motivated and flirtatious” bartender from Kelowna, Canada, is baring that makes Ayla top-notch eye candy. Truth be told, flaunting her 5-foot-6 anatomy is the MMA, UFC, CSI and camping enthusiast’s cup of tea. “Lots of...

Deep Into Anal: One Woman’s Ode to Backdoor Sex

[…] moment—which is something I struggle with.  When I say I enjoy anal, I do mean, in part, that I enjoy the physical act. Having my asshole massaged, fingered, licked, and fucked makes my pussy swell and pushes me into having intense, full-bodied orgasms. But it would be too simple to say I like anal […] ...

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