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Our Greatest Mistake
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Our Greatest Mistake

With the 2020 election right around the bend, we offer illustrations of America’s greatest mistake in the hopes that we can avoid repeating...
The Future of Sex Toys
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The Future of Sex Toys

Sex-tech expert Dr. Kate Devlin gives us a glimpse into what’s to come in the world of science-enhanced intimacy. Nothing gets people’s attention quite like the combination of sex and robots....
Sheer Delight: An In-Depth Look at Pantyhose Fetishism
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Sheer Delight: An In-Depth Look at Pantyhose Fetishism

I remember the first time I saw a Vegas showgirl in real life. I was a kid, and I was mesmerized by how smooth and shiny the woman’s legs were. I...
Sex Mythbreakers: Snip, Snip!
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Sex Mythbreakers: Snip, Snip!

Are you considering getting a vasectomy, but wary of what you’ve heard about them? We cut through the misinformation and tell you the real deal. Vasectomies are awesome. ...
HUSTLER Classic: Animal Attraction
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HUSTLER Classic: Animal Attraction

She is woman, hear her roar.  Long before PETA started putting naked chicks in cages to protest the mistreatment of animals, HUSTLER offered its own beastly take on the...
Ask a Trans Woman
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Ask a Trans Woman

Enjoy trans porn, but have some questions? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we’re here to help quench your burning curiosity. Trans erotica is the hottest porn trend in decades but, sadly, many of us...
Abigail Mac: Four Your Pleasure
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Abigail Mac: Four Your Pleasure

Singing the praises of four-time HUSTLER Honey Abigail Mac. It takes a rare talent and beauty to grace the pages of HUSTLER Magazine with four separate pictorials. Abigail Mac is...
HUSTLER Classic: Full of Beans
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HUSTLER Classic: Full of Beans

Usually, the phrase “a hill of beans” is used to describe something of negligible value. But if you ask us, there’s plenty to desire about this particular hill of beans.  HUSTLER...
Go Blow Yourself!
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Go Blow Yourself!

Technological innovation has made automated fellatio devices more sophisticated than ever before. We explore the rise of the blowjob machines. In this golden age of technological innovation, the greatest minds...
Return of the Lingerie Lovedolls
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Return of the Lingerie Lovedolls

Red-hot beauties in their lacy intimates—is there anything better?  Sure there is—watching them peel out of their barely-there underthings for a naked good time! Keep...
HUSTLER Classic: A Special Delivery
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HUSTLER Classic: A Special Delivery

Chances are, if you’re like most people, you’ve relied more heavily on deliveries to your home over the past few months. In the age of coronavirus-driven lockdown, the vast...
Becoming the Perfect Sub
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Becoming the Perfect Sub

Brushing up on bottoming out Pleasure is such a personal space. No two people are aroused the same way, and finding out what works for you is a journey of both body and mind. Let’s look at BDSM,...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Chloe Amour
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Chloe Amour

San Antonio, Texas, has given the world a number of impressive sights. The Alamo. The San Antonio River Walk. And Chloe Amour, the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Triple...
Ink & Pink
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Ink & Pink

An illustrated guide to tattooed HUSTLER babes Is it National Tattoo Day again already? Wow, it seems to come earlier every year! In honor of this annual celebration of body art, we present a pictorial salute...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High

Hump Day—it can be a real grind sometimes.  How does Rump Day strike you? Suddenly, a long, hard grind doesn’t seem like such a bad prospect, does it?  As we all struggle to...
HUSTLER Classic: Study Hard
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HUSTLER Classic: Study Hard

Summer’s here and school’s out (not that school was in for very long this year), but this pictorial might just make you want to hit the books anyway.  Well, it will definitely make you...
Your Cheating Heart
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Your Cheating Heart

Everyone has their own hang-ups and hard lines when it comes to adultery, but at the end of the day cheating isn’t a crime, and this is still a free country, right? Right? And it’s only once we get past...
Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes…Part II
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Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes…Part II

Need something to soften a hard start to yet another grueling week?  How about a bevy of billowing bosoms belonging to fair-haired maidens for your...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Aidra Fox
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Aidra Fox

Drinking in the intoxicating beauty of Milwaukee’s finest export. Aidra Fox, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways… Well, we actually probably don’t have time to...
Curves on Curves
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Curves on Curves

Breasts pressing into breasts. Women scissoring, touching, licking, fucking. We’ve always been fans of intensely passionate lesbian loving and through the years have dedicated literally thousands of pages to...
HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better
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HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better

With the hot summer months upon us, it’s more important than usual to stay well-hydrated. As a public service announcement, allow us to remind you of that importance with this...