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Claw Brawl
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Claw Brawl

“Elbows on the pads!” Cheered on by a bawdy crowd, the Velvet Hammer faces the Barberess of Seville, who promises to “rip your roots out faster than you can say Brazilian with a landing strip.” Eyes...
Eat Sleep Rave Repeat
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Eat Sleep Rave Repeat

HUSTLER: When did you become a part of the EDM scene? TOMMIE SUNSHINE: I was very lucky to have been in Chicago, where I grew up in the suburbs, and was there for the absolute beginning of house...
Carl Gottlieb Bites Back
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Carl Gottlieb Bites Back

Carl Gottlieb has a knack for the breakthrough moment. He acted in Robert Altman’s first smash hit M*A*S*H, wrote the script for Steven Spielberg’s inaugural blockbuster Jaws, coauthored Steve...
Ana Foxxx’s Puppy Love
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Ana Foxxx’s Puppy Love

Ana wants to rescue a dog,” is how her agent puts it when I call him about doing a profile on Ana Foxxx. I imagine a cute porn chick wandering the streets of L.A. in a cape, springing into action...
Up With Beavers!
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Up With Beavers!

Naked, in-your-face protests—what better way to fight for our four-legged friends? Sixty million animals are sacrificed to the fur trade every year. Some are left alive to die after the pelts have been torn...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Straight-A Annie breezes her way through law school on the strength of her splendid oral arguments. Thanks to J.H. of San Diego, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s...
Politics

Schoolyard Police State?

The National Security Agency’s voracious surveillance of Americans shows what the federal government thinks of privacy. But local law-enforcement agencies and school administrators nationwide are...
Politics

Truth, Treason & The American Way?

Edward Snowden is the John Peter Zenger of our time. In case you don’t get the historical reference, Zenger was a key figure in this nation’s grand struggle for freedom of the...
OFF! Unloads
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OFF! Unloads

The setting is a seedy Hollywood fast-food dive called Oki-Dog. Oriana Small is joined by two men: Dimitri Coats and Keith Morris. She’s a smut star turned writer and journalist. The men are founding members...
HUSTLER Club Confidential
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HUSTLER Club Confidential

“Tickle our curves, but don’t try to dig into our crevasses. No pinching, no...
Catching Fire
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Catching Fire

Let’s start with the word dire. As in “I’m in dire need of a blowjob” or “We’re in dire need of a beer run.” Here’s one that matters: “The whole planet is in dire trouble.” According to...
Nick Hawk
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Nick Hawk

For full access to the Nick Hawk empire, including his sexpert site, music and social media, go to NickHawkExplicit.com. The full line of Nick Hawk sex toys, fetish gear, books and jewelry is available at...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

We’re not sure exactly how many men Evelyn is doing in this photo. One clue might be her nickname, Evelyn Eleven. Thanks to J.H. of San Diego, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear...
Politics

A Supreme Injustice

The Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court order that Verizon hand over all its customer records to the National...
Politics

To Hell With the Money Changers!

Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin hate Pope Francis, and that’s all the recommendation you need that he may be blessed with divine wisdom. Hallelujah and about time for a break...
Streaks & Stripes
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Streaks & Stripes

Wearing little more than sneakers, a horde of activists recently dashed through the London Zoo to raise funds and awareness for the endangered Sumatran tiger. The streakers—one for each of the 300 rare cats...
Fuckable Faculty
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Fuckable Faculty

The headmaster of a British private school caught some major crap for recommending that a XXX performer conduct sex-ed classes. He argued that a hardcore pro could help students learn the difference between...
Shake It, Baby!
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Shake It, Baby!

Welcome to the 16th annual Exotic Dancer Awards Show—held where else but Sin City. For three days Vegas turned into one big pussy bar. Gawkers drank to excess, cheered on favorites and relished the stripper...
Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle
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Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU’RE TOO FUCKED UP? WHAT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAY WHEN I SMACK THAT BUTT? WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU RUN OUTTA DRUGS? BABY WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU BUST A...
Juggalette Jamboree
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Juggalette Jamboree

“The Gathering of the Juggalos” is one of the wildest, weirdest events on the planet. Held in the Middle of Nowhere, Illinois, it’s the music festival put on every year by “the most hated band in...
April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh
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April Macie Goes Deep For a Laugh

She’s heard it from countless club owners who expected her to bomb: People won’t laugh at a sexy woman telling jokes. They were always surprised when Macie killed instead....