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HUSTLER Superstar: Chanell Heart
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HUSTLER Superstar: Chanell Heart

Chanell Heart has bared her soul—along with her magnificent, mouthwatering body—in three stellar HUSTLER features, the first in July ’16, when she confessed, “Filthy,...
Roxy Richie<br>
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Birthday Delights

Here are five breathtaking Beavers making curtain calls because they’ll be celebrating their birthdays in August. After learning all about the stock market and making a killing with her investment portfolio,...
Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees
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Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

PHOTOGRAPHY COURTESY NETFLIX The single best stand-up performance this HUSTLER correspondent has seen in the last ten years is Jacqueline Novak’s Netflix routine Get on your...
Let’s Hear It for Doggy-Style!
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Let’s Hear It for Doggy-Style!

Now here’s a pictorial celebration that you’ll really want to get behind! There’s nothing like a hot chick on all fours, offering up her pussy for a good, deep drilling...
Her Vote, His Choice?
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Her Vote, His Choice?

Inside the conservative Christian crusade to erode women’s hard-won right to vote. American women have spent decades clawing their way out of the patriarchal sack to achieve equal voting...
HUSTLER’s Sweet Young Things Vol. 5
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HUSTLER’s Sweet Young Things Vol. 5

Sweet, tender flesh that will leave you drooling and begging for seconds: Join us for a celebration of the delectable HUSTLER Honeys who’ve shared the glory of their young...
HUSTLER’s Natural Wonders Vol. 5
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HUSTLER’s Natural Wonders Vol. 5

Big, billowing, beautiful breasts gifted to us all by the benevolent forces of nature—such are the things that restore a man’s faith in an oft-cruel world. Join us as we...
Can You Give Me a Hand?
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Can You Give Me a Hand?

Are handjobs really superior to blowjobs, or is that just the opinion of some misguided jerkoffs these days? The word on the street is that handjobs are in vogue again, or at least some of...
Spinning Out Vol. 3
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Spinning Out Vol. 3

We’re about to get short with you, in the best possible way! Today we’re celebrating spinners, those petite beauties who pack a big punch in the bedroom. So go ahead, think small and enjoy these ...
Stocking Up! Vol. 12
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Stocking Up! Vol. 12

Ready to get hosed in the best possible way? Prepare for another celebration of beautiful, shapely legs sheathed in sexy stockings—you’ll definitely go gaga for these hosiery-adorned gams!  Gia OhMy...
Tasty Tracks and Wild Nights: The Delicious Vinyl Story
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Tasty Tracks and Wild Nights: The Delicious Vinyl Story

Co-founder Mike Ross shares the story of creating his groundbreaking record label. In 1987, two scrawny white-boy DJs started a record label and took...
Socially Conscious With Yhivi
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Socially Conscious With Yhivi

Ambient breeding fetish? Matcha-infused condoms? Welcome to Yhivi’s wild and intellectually abstract world of online musings. Following a brief hiatus from adult entertainment, Yhivi is...
Sex Work and Celibacy
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Sex Work and Celibacy

The words celibacy and sex work seem like total polar opposites—but that’s actually not the case! HUSTLERMagazine.com spoke with three sensational sex stars about their experiences with...
Busty Brunet Beavers Vol. 3
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Busty Brunet Beavers Vol. 3

Boob fans, prepare to be thrilled! We dug through the archives of HUSTLER’s renowned Beaver Hunt section to present you with a mouthwatering selection of busty, dark-haired...
HUSTLER’s Natural Wonders Vol. 4
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HUSTLER’s Natural Wonders Vol. 4

Brace yourself, because we’re about to go tits-up in a very big way! Join us as we celebrate the all-natural bazooms of HUSTLER’s most mammary-tastic Honeys. Enjoy! Jazlyn Ray...
Young MC: Still Bustin’ a Move
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Young MC: Still Bustin’ a Move

The “Bust a Move” rapper on being called a one-hit wonder, where he keeps his Grammy and his future in the hip-hop game.   While Run-DMC took rap to the mainstream,...
Love Me Two Times?
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Love Me Two Times?

According to a recent study, the average American only finds true love twice in their lifetime—but really, who’s counting, and should they be? Everyone is on the valiant quest for love—that mythical...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 6
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 6

In the mood for a particularly colorful sexy time? You’re in luck, because we’ve combed through the archives of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt to bring you a...
Larry Loved America!
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Larry Loved America!

“A phony patriot wraps himself in the American flag while chipping away at the rights of others. A true patriot wraps a naked lady in the flag and puts her on the cover of his liberty-loving magazine. “For...
Fuck slut-shaming and all slut shamers. This is a celebration of women who know what they want and take it.<br>Cubbi Thompson/Photo by Happy Trigger LA
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Celebrate Sluts!

Shame is on the outs. Sex is ours to enjoy, safely and consensually. Being a slut is no longer something to hide. In fact, now it can be a point of pride. And HUSTLER is proud to celebrate the superstar sluts...
Crystal Chase
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Muff Buffs

It’s Beaver Hunt’s 50th birthday, and we’re celebrating the occasion by bringing back a half-dozen newbies sporting pubic hair, which once ruled the pelvic landscape, but not anymore. Emma—a nursing...