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Amazing Amazons
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Amazing Amazons

Thirsting for a tall drink of water? Let us introduce you to some XXX enchantresses you can’t help but look up to. The adult-entertainment industry is filled with incredible actresses who are beautiful...
Image: YAY Media AS / Alamy Stock Photo
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What Turns Women Off?

Forget farting in bed or belching at the dinner table—here are the things that will really put you in the No-Bone Zone with the ladies… Ask a man to identify the leading complaints straight...
Call Me Daddy?
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Call Me Daddy?

What does it say about a woman if she likes to call her lover by a paternal pet name? And what about the guys who like it? We dive into the complicated issue. It should be considered a dark stain on the fabric...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natasha Malkova
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natasha Malkova

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Natasha Malkova, who hails...
HUSTLER Classic: A View to a Thrill
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HUSTLER Classic: A View to a Thrill

There’s nothing like a spontaneous public sex session between two hot blondes—especially when you have a front-row seat for the action.  Such was the case with the July...
Friday Funnies: Preaching to the Perverted
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Friday Funnies: Preaching to the Perverted

Ready for a religious experience that will really elevate your spirit? We’re heading to church for a few good, dirty laughs! Let us pray—that we don’t...
A Poppin’ Good Time
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A Poppin’ Good Time

Looking for a fetish that’s totally blowing up? Welcome to the world of looning. The beauty of adult entertainment is that there is something for everyone to enjoy, from the tame to the extreme to the...
Breast in Show II
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Breast in Show II

It’s National No Bra Day—an annual event created to raise breast cancer awareness. Which is a very noble and important cause indeed, but that doesn’t mean we can’t also use the occasion to celebrate...
Asstastic!
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Asstastic!

Meet some fantastic XXX performers who you’ll really want to get behind—because the view from back there is incredible! Butts. Rear Ends. Derrières. Booties. No matter what you call them—asses are...
Love Bites
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Love Bites

Looking to sink your teeth into the act of erotic biting? Chew on this… Love hurts, especially when the people we choose to love—regardless of whether it’s for a night, a week or just until something...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Liv Wild
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Liv Wild

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Liv Wild, a sultry, exotic...
HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior
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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

Who among us has not gazed upon a particularly attractive fashion model posing on a billboard, a TV spot or in a magazine ad and thought, Yeah, she looks great in those...
Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded

Marriage: Despite the cliché of couples living in wedded bliss, it often marks the end of good times. Once hitched, many spouses begin to wonder if they’ve slipped a ring on their finger...
Mindful Masturbation
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Mindful Masturbation

Want to get more out of your self-pleasure sessions than a quick, convenient climax? Prepare to get your head in the game! Jerking off, wanking, flicking the bean, spanking the monkey, rubbing one out… no...
Mom… Dad… I’m in Porn
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Mom… Dad… I’m in Porn

Some of our favorite XXX performers reveal how they broke news of their careers to their family and friends. How do you even begin to start the conversation letting those in your social circle know...
Photo by Vince Foschini
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Britt Lightning: “Rock ’n’ Roll = Sex”

The fret-shredding ax-slinger for metal masters Vixen explains her inspiration for picking up a guitar, her band’s evolving dynamic and how sexuality fits into rock music....
Fuck Me — But No Kissing!
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Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Avi Love, an enchanting...
HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition
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HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the hottest chick of all?  That’s a tough question that’s largely subject to personal taste, but Sunny Leone is definitely in the...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember

They say cheaters never prosper, and that might be true—but they definitely provide a lot of laughs with their philandering ways. Join us as we take a look at the lighter side...
Heavy Petting With Porn Stars
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars

Snakes and pigs and rats, oh my! Some of our favorite adult performers talk about their unusual animal companions. Pets have the ability to calm our minds, brighten our spirits and fill our...