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Naughty New Year’s Resolutions
Looking to become a new, sexier you in 2021? Let some of our favorite adult performers take you by the hand and lead the way. Thankfully, we’re nearly done with this absolute shit-show...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vienna Black
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we go deep inside Vienna Black, a Latina beauty from Queens, New York,...
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Outrageous Sex Lies
Yes, most of us have stretched the truth in pursuit of a lay at times—but you won’t believe these doozies. When trying to get a stranger into the sack, we usually have two choices. We can either be...
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HUSTLER Classic: Jesse Jane Rides Again
The bold, impressive curves. The timeless beauty. The sheer thrill it is to hop in and ride. Yup, there are many reasons to love a classic car. Coincidentally, some of them...
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Missy Martinez Reveals the Naked Truth About XXX
Do porn chicks come during their scenes? How much do they make, anyway? HUSTLERMagazine.com’s resident advice goddess is here to answer all of your fuck-biz...
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Jesus Christ, That’s Funny!
With the pre-Christmas rush toward hyper-consumerism coming earlier and earlier every year, it’s easy to lose sight of what the holiday is really all about—the birth of Jesus and the...
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Managing Mismatched Sex Drives
Are you and your partner not on the same page desire-wise? You’re not alone; it’s a frequent problem in relationships. The good news? There are numerous solutions. Read on for...
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Jim Norton: Truth & Dare
There’s nowhere Jim Norton won’t go for a laugh. Getting his bare ass spanked by Robert De Niro on his Netflix special Mouthful of Shame? Check. Sharing with the world his penchant for analingus...
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Santa Is Coming!
Ho, ho, ho—it’s Christmas Eve, which means that Santa Claus is definitely getting busy! As Kris Kringle drags that big, bulging sack of his around the world once again, let’s pay tribute to the jolly old...
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Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist
It’s that time of year when, no matter where you go, even in this pandemic, seasonal holiday music is putting a hurt on your eardrums. To counter the onslaught of treacly tunes,...
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HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled
It’s officially winter, and you’re probably feeling a chill in the air—that is, assuming that you’re not locked up inside due to a combination of coronavirus and heavy...
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A Wish Come True
Much like the United States, Canada is dealing with some pretty awful stuff right now. Systemic racism, police violence and COVID are very real realities north of the border, which makes it even more important...
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Fake News at 11
The FCC is allowing your favorite local TV station to become Fox “News,” and you probably haven’t even noticed. “Our government rests in public opinion,” Abraham Lincoln once...
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Edging Toward Ecstasy
As we head into what feels like the seventh consecutive year of self-isolation and social distancing, many of us are searching—desperately—for a way to mix things up in the ol’ rub ’n’ tug...
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What Women Want: The XXX Edition
Every once in a while a Buzzfeed list will hit a little differently. This September we learned what women (hetero-cisgender) wished men knew about sex so that they didn’t have...
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Test Your Limits
If you’ve ever felt intrigued by BDSM but clueless about where you fit into the spectrum, your days of wondering are over. Behold, The BDSM Test! Think personality test, but way more fun. BDSM can be broken...
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Chicago Frees the Nipple
If you’re a red-blooded heterosexual man who lives in Chicago and loves him some boobies, then you, my friend, owe a deep debt of gratitude to the LGBTQ+ community, not to mention one transgender...
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The Stars Align for 2021
I think we can all agree that no one is going to miss 2020. As dumpster fires go, it was a doozy and one that we’d just as soon forget about as quickly as possible—except, of course, for the...
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Celebrity Sex Shocker!
PHOTO BY TCD/PROD.DB/ALAMY Remember the glory days of movie sex scenes in the ’80s and ’90s? An Officer and a Gentleman, Color of Night, Sliver—not only was there lots of sex, but holy moly, do...
