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HUSTLER Classic: Counting on It
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HUSTLER Classic: Counting on It

If you get the feeling that things just don’t add up these days, don’t feel bad—you aren’t alone in that sentiment.  And also rest assured in the knowledge that...
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Gut Feelings

Media reports have suggested that women go nuts for guys with big guts—but is it true? We dive deep to get the real skinny. Men have been racking their horny little brains since the dawn of time trying to...
Fucking With Your Head: The Art of Mindful Sex
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Fucking With Your Head: The Art of Mindful Sex

Yes, meditation can lead to better banging. No, that doesn’t mean sitting with your legs crossed and chanting, “Ommmmm…” for hours. Read on… If...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kiera Winters
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Kiera Winters

Ask most people what they know Idaho for, and the first—and probably last—word out of their mouth will be “potatoes.” But the Gem State also gave us an export that’s...
James Cromwell: Actor/Activist
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James Cromwell: Actor/Activist

The six-foot-six actor frequently portrays powerful men, from Charles Keating in The People vs. Larry Flynt to the warden in The Green Mile to actual and fictitious presidents: George H.W....
HUSTLER Classic: Making a Splash
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HUSTLER Classic: Making a Splash

Plenty of porn-stars-to-be have used HUSTLER as a springboard to propel themselves into the glamorous waters of XXX fame. Few made a bigger splash than Candi Evans, who dove into...
Fantasy Fulfillment for Couples
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Fantasy Fulfillment for Couples

How to share your dirtiest sexual desires with your partner—and maybe even make them a reality. Whether you’ve been with your significant other for years or only recently...
Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Missy Martinez
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Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Missy Martinez

XXX vixen Missy Martinez gives your tongue a dirty-talk tutorial   Cat got your tongue when it comes to dishing out the dirty talk to your pussy of...
March for Our Lives: Students Unite Against the NRA
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March for Our Lives: Students Unite Against the NRA

Since the Colombine school slaughter 20 years ago, mass shootings have become a staple tragedy in American life. We have suffered 260 school shootings since...
Carlos Torres: Pushing for Perfection
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Carlos Torres: Pushing for Perfection

Celebrated ink-slinger Carlos Torres is a modern master of the black and gray tattoo style but his studio, The Raven and the Wolves, is also a creative hive where he and his...
Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?
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Sex Mythbreakers: Does More Sex Equal Better Sex?

We all love to fuck. I mean, there’s no point in trying to over-intellectualize that one, is there?  But can such a thing as “too much” sex...
HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked
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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked

Usually when the topic of tanning a person’s hide comes up, it means that someone is probably gonna get clobbered. Such was not the case with the April ’88 pictorial “Mona: Baked...
Robot Revolution: Will Your Job Survive?
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Robot Revolution: Will Your Job Survive?

Robots are rapidly taking over basic and advanced tasks performed by doctors, lawyers, engineers, educators, journalists, artists, musicians, IT professionals and even investment...
The Job Pirate
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The Job Pirate

A hero for today’s workplace, this professional pretender worked 82 jobs over the past 20 years, from CEO to porn writer to morgue driver. Meet Brandon Christopher, part con artist, part hustler – 100%...
The Business of Pleasure: How to Succeed in Sex Work (by Really Trying)
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The Business of Pleasure: How to Succeed in Sex Work (by Really Trying)

Not only is sex work real work, it’s really hard work that requires a solid ethic and smart strategy to...
Housewife Kelly: Domestic Goddess
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Housewife Kelly: Domestic Goddess

Kelly Anderson is theoretically a homemaker. Her husband goes off to work each day, while she stays home to cook, clean and do the laundry. Kelly’s path veers from that of a...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Maya Bijou
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Maya Bijou

It’s often said that the third time’s a charm. But, frankly, three-time HUSTLER Honey Maya Bijou has been utterly charming us since her first appearance in America’s...
HUSTLER Classic: Slice of Fame
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HUSTLER Classic: Slice of Fame

Every year, women from all around the world move to Hollywood, searching for fame and fortune in the entertainment industry.  The vast majority of the time, these Tinseltown...
Diving in Deep, Part II
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Diving in Deep, Part II

Wet HUSTLER Honeys Invite You in for a Dip  Summer’s almost over, and chances are you didn’t hit up a lot of pool parties this year—all the more reason to make a big splash with this...
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Masking It While Making It

A recent report recommends wearing a face covering if you get it on with someone outside of your quarantine zone. We take a deep dive into the practicalities of banging from behind a...
HUSTLER Classic: Animal Urges
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HUSTLER Classic: Animal Urges

Some women just have a knack for bringing out the beast in men. Take Debra, for instance.  A standout Honey from the October ’77 issue of America’s Magazine, Debra knew what she...