Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

May 2024

Featuring Tavia
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Latest Articles

Women Tattoo It Better
Feature

Women Tattoo It Better

From groundbreaking tattooists to today’s rising stars, meet America’s amazing female ink artists. Kadriya Truvillion knows that she breaks a lot of old stereotypes about the tattoo...
Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate
Feature

Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate

A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get...
Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle
Feature

Deep Into Kink: Living the Fetish Lifestyle

These days pretty much everything you can think of has been fetishized, and kinks are fairly commonplace. Unfortunately, so is kink-shaming. Have you ever been...
HUSTLER Dildo Darlings
Feature

HUSTLER Dildo Darlings

No penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating...
The Ins and Outs of Impact Play
Feature

The Ins and Outs of Impact Play

Want to be a real hit in the bedroom? Bone up with this primer on spanking, paddles, whips and crops. I like a kink with varying degrees of difficulty: that way, it can be new and...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butting In
Feature

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butting In

Bringing up the rear typically isn’t considered a positive thing—but if you’re talking about bringing up the rear of a hot chick for a hearty round of butt-banging, it...
HUSTLER Classic: Rubber Lovin’
Feature

HUSTLER Classic: Rubber Lovin’

In the sexual realm, wearing rubber typically involves the well-advised but not particularly arousing act of slapping on a condom for a bout of safe sex.  In some instances, however,...
Become a Sex Superstar: 6 Easy Steps
Feature

Become a Sex Superstar: 6 Easy Steps

Looking to up your game in the bedroom but not sure how? Let our roundtable of women put you on the path to sexual supremacy. Since Adam and Eve were created to populate the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Page
Feature

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Page

Oklahoma—as the old song has it, it’s the land of wind-swept plains and sweet-smelling, wavin’ wheat.  It’s also the home of Tulsa native Kylie Page, the sweet-faced subject of...
HUSTLER Classic: Getting Steamy
Feature

HUSTLER Classic: Getting Steamy

Feeling a little steamed-up today? Do we have the vintage HUSTLER pictorial for you! Hitting up the sauna is a great way to relax and sweat out the toxins in your body. And if you...
Big Sleeps: Man of Letters
Feature

Big Sleeps: Man of Letters

After literally writing the book on tattoo lettering, the man known as Big Sleeps is on a mission to expand his artistic endeavors and promote the greater good. The phrase “wrote the...
Sex Addiction: A Sticky Debate
Feature

Sex Addiction: A Sticky Debate

While the vast majority of us love to fuck, and some of us love to fuck a lot, there are many mistruths when it comes to the subject of actual sex addiction.  The ambiguity surrounding...
HUSTLER Classic: Alien Urges
Feature

HUSTLER Classic: Alien Urges

With the Earth seeming like it’s going to hell in a handbasket these days, the thought of just pulling up stakes and relocating to outer space feels like an increasingly attractive...
Scheerleader
Feature

Scheerleader

Paul Scheer is truly a man for all television seasons. From his foibles on the FXX hit The League to his roundhouse ass-kickery in Adult Swim’s NTSF SD: SUV::, he’s been synonymous with all things comedy...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat
Feature

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Eufrat

What’s in a name? When it comes to Eufrat, the sizzling subject of this edition of HUSTLER Triple Threat, a whole lot of intrigue.  The first thing anyone thinks when gazing upon...
Ed Asner: “My Soul Is Progressive”
Feature

Ed Asner: “My Soul Is Progressive”

Ed Asner has won more Primetime Emmy Awards for performance than any male actor in television history. He earned five for portraying his signature role, the gruff but lovable...
HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes
Feature

HUSTLER Classic: Breast Wishes

Never has the phrase, “It’s the tits” seemed more appropriate than in this instance. Or the phrase, “Good things come in threes,” for that matter.  In this edition of HUSTLER...
Epic Moments in XXX History: The S.S. Pussyman Goes Down…Literally
Feature

Epic Moments in XXX History: The S.S. Pussyman Goes Down…Literally

It was supposed to be a breezy porn shoot at sea. It turned out to be a nautical disaster. By 1997, porn...
Natasha Leggero: Delightfully Dirty
Feature

Natasha Leggero: Delightfully Dirty

Natasha Leggero dresses like a queen and curses like a sailor. Known for a stand-up routine that is both debonair and dirty, Leggero started her acting career with roles on many...
Hardcore Homage: The Strange & Beautiful Art of Porn Parodies
Feature

Hardcore Homage: The Strange & Beautiful Art of Porn Parodies

Porn parodies: They might be a laughing matter—but on the other hand, they’re no laughing matter. ...
A Healthy Dose of Sex
Feature

A Healthy Dose of Sex

These are tough times for medical professionals. With a deadly pandemic raging and a President seemingly intent on downplaying the dangers of COVID-19, dedicated doctors and nurses are fighting an...