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Starfuckers Anonymous
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Starfuckers Anonymous

How to cope with the jealousy-inducing realization that your partner has fucked someone famous. Coming to grips with a partner’s sexual history can be difficult enough as it is. Although...
What’s My Line?
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What’s My Line?

Some of our favorite XXX performers discuss the delicate art of porn acting. When we think about porn, vivid imagery of tits and cocks usually comes to mind. While that may be the portion that gets you to the...
Good Boning, More Moaning?
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Good Boning, More Moaning?

Does your partner’s silence during sex speak volumes about the amount of pleasure she’s experiencing? Experts and laypeople alike sound off on the topic. Every man’s...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sydney Cole
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sydney Cole

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sydney Cole, a...
Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. III
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Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. III

Can you ever get enough of toned, shapely legs on a hot chick? Of course not! So let’s step on up and celebrate the glorious gams of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys! And when...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER

The cold winter months are approaching, and there are few joys more comforting during the chilly season than curling up in bed with a good read—especially...
2EE433H Sex with an Ex symbol. Turned a cube and changed the word 'ex' to 'sex'. Beautiful white table, white background. Psychology and Sex with an Ex concep
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Sex With the Ex?

Sure, hooking up with a former partner for attachment-free sex is a tempting prospect—but there are potential downsides. Let us lead you through the minefield of banging an ex. When two people start dating,...
Sex-Positive Porn: Inclusive & Superhot
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Sex-Positive Porn: Inclusive & Superhot

Most porn centers around men’s fantasies. Even when adult actresses take the reins and produce on their own, the product tends to be similar to that created by men for their...
Flex Appeal
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Flex Appeal

Beauty. Power. Perfection. Truly, muscle girls are the magical trifecta. Come worship with us at the altar of carved abs, because jacked beauty queens are your new god now. Does anything evoke strength quite...
Flula Borg: “I Love America”
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Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in...
Hardcore Gratitude
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Hardcore Gratitude

As Thanksgiving approaches, some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that season again! That special time where we take a moment to reflect...
Before the Ball Drops
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Before the Ball Drops

With a new calendar year right around the corner, time is running out fast for completing those 2021 to-dos. Maybe you resolved to start working out (lifting beer is exercise, right?) or watch less...
Censorship: The Game
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Censorship: The Game

America is going through some pretty heavy shit right now. Between the war on women in Texas to the less-funny-by-the-second anti-vax movement, patriotism is in short supply these days. But like a mother...
Gooning 101
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Gooning 101

Do you goon? Are you a gooner or goonette? Do you have a goon cave? How many screens? Are you a hand jockey, or are toys part of your repertoire? Do you identify as pornosexual? If you want to masturbate with...
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Politics

Shadow Puppets

A corrupt, cowardly right-wing U.S. Supreme Court Majority sends an unmistakably dark warning. The stolen Republican majority on the U.S. Supreme Court is not only corrupt. They are also cowards. Most corrupt...
The Geography of Hot
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The Geography of Hot

What makes a country sexy? Is it the people? The food? The availability of nude beaches? It’s nebulous at best, and any attempts to quantify it would be in vain. But when did that ever stop people from...
Wonder Domme?
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Wonder Domme?

That bustier, those bracelets—and don’t forget the golden lariat! Is it any wonder that our favorite metahuman is steeped in BDSM culture? No? Well, we’re going to explain it anyway. HUSTLER proudly...
Naughty Noël
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Naughty Noël

Well, the weather outside is frightful, but the porn is so delightful… Christmas is a time for family, food, bad sweaters and perhaps most importantly yuletide-themed adult content from all of your favorite...
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Lit: “We Want to Take You on a Ride”

Lit doesn’t write songs—this is a band that creates anthems. Huge tunes with memorable sing-along choruses. Need proof? Dive into their hits “Miserable,” “My Own Worst...
Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale
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Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale

Sure, banging your hot maid might be tempting, but be forewarned; it can lead to a very messy situation in more ways than one. Everyone needs a little help from time to time. Be...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cindy Starfall
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cindy Starfall

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Cindy Starfall, a...