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The Best of Simulated Sex
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The Best of Simulated Sex

Simultaneous orgasms. No discussion of contraception. Bras that never come off. When tasked with depicting erotic congress in film and on TV, the entertainment industrial complex shows us how little...
Anally Accurate
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Anally Accurate

Pity the poor souls who sit on school boards in Texas, for they are tireless punching bags of an irretrievably stupid society. At a meeting meant to focus on COVID-19 measures, local anti-vaxxer and conspiracy...
Harvey Wasserman: The Excellent Adventures of a Perennial Activist
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Harvey Wasserman: The Excellent Adventures of a Perennial Activist

From desegregating public places to the Civil Rights March Against Fear to protesting the Vietnam War to...
A View to 2022
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A View to 2022

So long, 2021—don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Frustration and fear aside, one must remain optimistic if we are to survive a pandemic, climate change and the simultaneous collapse of Western...
Be the Change: XXX Stars Give Onscreen and Off
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Be the Change: XXX Stars Give Onscreen and Off

I have always believed that we need to be the change we want to see in the world. I started as a volunteer at a young age, and by the time I was 16, I was...
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Dealing With a Sexual Drought

Everyone experiences a dry spell once in a while, and it’s especially common around the holiday season. Experts explain how to endure the sexual desert with your sanity intact. Winter...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Scarlet Red
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Scarlet Red

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys so fine, we’ve featured them no less than three times! Today we focus our attention and affection on Scarlet...
Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part IV
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part IV

Sexy babes, putting their fingers to good use in their pursuit of self-pleasure—let’s give these beauties a hand! And when you’re done with this...
Friday Funnies: Castaway Cutups
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Friday Funnies: Castaway Cutups

For much of the past couple of lockdown-ridden years, chances are most of us have felt a little like castaways, isolated from society at large as we try our best to cope with a...
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Playing With Fire

Got a burning desire for a hot kink? Welcome to the world of fireplay. Flame on! Humans and fire have an intense, complicated relationship that goes way back. Fire is a creator, and a destroyer, of...
Oh, Mama!
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Oh, Mama!

Pregnant porn performers give birth to a beautiful niche in the adult industry. Is there any sight more soul-affirming than the beautiful contours of a pregnant mom-to-be? In fact, let’s be honest: that...
Pegging Perfection
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Pegging Perfection

Strap on, get off! Some of our favorite performers discuss the joys, challenges, ins and outs of pegging. Now more than ever, as sexual horizons expand and taboos fall to the wayside, people are opening up and...
Sex Requests: The Weird, the Nasty… the Awesome!
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Sex Requests: The Weird, the Nasty… the Awesome!

From getting freaky with food to gear-shift penetration, people share the most bizarre desires their partners have expressed to them. There are times when two...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jenna Ashley
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jenna Ashley

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jenna Ashley, a...
Saturday Special: Titty-Humping Time!
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Saturday Special: Titty-Humping Time!

Brrrr—it’s getting cold out! And what better way to stay cozy than to wrap your cock between a pair of big, warm titties for a slick, silky ride in a hottie’s welcoming...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. II
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. II

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Good news—you’re in the right place! Join us as we hit the streets for a look at some of HUSTLER’s most outrageous cartoons revolving...
Toying Around
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Toying Around

Some of our favorite performers discuss the special bonds they share with their sex toys. It’s the holiday season once again, when girls and boys the world over eagerly wait to see what new toys they’ll...
Photo: Ievgen Chabanov / Alamy Stock Photo
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When She Wants to Fuck… Your Friend

Suspect that your girl and your best buddy are getting a little too chummy? We help you recognize the warning signs—and let you know what to do if your suspicions are correct....
Ride ’Em, Cowgirl!
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Ride ’Em, Cowgirl!

Some of our favorite performers reflect on the joys and challenges of getting off on top. For many female porn performers, the cowgirl position is tops in more ways than one, and plenty of fans would agree...
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Tiny Dicks, Rise Up!

Fighting against the longstanding attitude that bigger is better, a mini-revolution is taking the shame out of having a small penis. There is a miniature revolution presently underway in the United States....
Splish, Splash
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Splish, Splash

Hey, it’s Bathtub Party Day—when we celebrate the warm, relaxing, ache-easing benefits of a good, long soak. And what better way to get in the spirit than with a bunch of wet and wild Honeys who get...