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Chuck Palahniuk Sounds Off

The man who brought the world Fight Club is back with a gripping new book, The Invention of Sound—and a few thoughts on the End Times vibe of the Age of Quarantine.  If there’s...
Work Out, Get Off
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Work Out, Get Off

Exploring the “Coregasm” Phenomenon Some people like exercising because it gives them a rush of endorphins or a body that makes others say, “Damn!” But a lesser-known benefit of working up a sweat is...
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Thundermother: Bringing the Heat Wave

An all-female rock band from Sweden that channels everyone from AC/DC to Motörhead to The Black Crowes? Meet your new musical obsession. We all love a rocker chick. That special...
2HotWives: The Podcast That Comes Out Swinging
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2HotWives: The Podcast That Comes Out Swinging

Meet Ams and Kat, a pair of suburban MILFs  in open marriages who are on a mission to help other women broaden their sexual horizons. Is there anything...
In Praise of Missionary
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In Praise of Missionary

Man-on-top sex is often dismissed as a dull, vanilla-sex antiquity, but don’t believe it—the missionary position is a fucking classic! Here’s how to get the biggest bang from it....
Diving in Deep, Part III
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Diving in Deep, Part III

Summer’s nearly here, and after a very long year-plus of lockdown, you’re no doubt eager to dive into the pool and make a splash. Speaking of things you’re eager to dive into, we’ve assembled...
Truly Obscene
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Truly Obscene

Originally Published Anniversary 2015 For more than four decades HUSTLER has been a stalwart defender of free speech, unabashedly exposing not only the erotic beauty of the human body, but also the darker...
Little Women, Big Thrills
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Little Women, Big Thrills

Take a little time with us as we explore the rise of petite performers.  Like the mighty atom or a rag-tag rebel fleet, small can be powerful. Small can shake an empire to its very...
Swinging Hacienda-Style: A Celebration of Sex
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Swinging Hacienda-Style: A Celebration of Sex

It all began ten years ago, when a newly single New York City hedge-funder named Andrew Sparksfire discovered the city’s underground sex parties. When the...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Val Dodds
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Val Dodds

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat! Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spunk, sexuality and spirit of Val Dodds, a stunning babe with a taste for adventure—and, as...
Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Jane Wilde
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Boning Up: Sex Tips From Porn Star Jane Wilde

“I love to be choked and manhandled, by guys or girls. I love to be submissive to men especially and really just lose myself.” With XXX credits...
Dildo Darlings III
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Dildo Darlings III

No big dick? No big deal! These toy-loving ladies happily fill the void in their sex lives with an array of faux phalluses. Join us for a penetrating look into as they break open the toy chest for sexy...
Gilby Clarke: The Gospel Truth
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Gilby Clarke: The Gospel Truth

The guitar god and Guns N’ Roses alum talks about his new album, his favorite GNR moment and more. Best known for his short time in Guns N’ Roses during the Use Your Illusion era,...
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Porn in Film: Who Got It Right?

From Boogie Nights to The Girl Next Door, we grade the big-screen portrayals of the adult industry. Pornography and the people who make it are fascinating topics for mainstream...
Swing: The Comic That Does Nonmonogamy Right
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Swing: The Comic That Does Nonmonogamy Right

Most people probably wouldn’t believe that a comic book could provide the best window into alternative sexual lifestyles. Don’t tell that to Matt...
HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink
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HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink

Here’s to pink, the most feminine of colors—and the sexy HUSTLER Honeys who wear it before stripping down and showing off the rosy petals between their legs. Go ahead; put yourself in...
No Fucking Regrets
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No Fucking Regrets

It’s a common dilemma; the older we get, the more we fret about the sex that we never had. Here’s our guide to avoiding a case of erotic FOMO. People often settle down too early in life, only to find...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Skye Blue
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Skye Blue

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affections on Skye Blue, a blue-eyed, beautifully...
The Lesbian’s Guide to Getting Your Girl in the Mood
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The Lesbian’s Guide to Getting Your Girl in the Mood

If things haven’t been so hot and heavy between you and your gal lately, you’ll definitely want to take notes from this lady who loves ladies....
Get a Leg Up
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Get a Leg Up

Stems. Pins. Gams. Whatever you want to call them, if you’re a leg man, these Honeys’ shapely lower extremities will have your third leg standing at full attention!  Jade Baker Kira Noir Natalia Starr...
The Joy of Cucking
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The Joy of Cucking

How an unconventional family in Alaska has found emotional and sexual fulfillment with consensual cheating Infidelity: The Great Equalizer Porn is fantasy. What we jerk off to is not documentary filmmaking,...