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High-Heeled Hooey
Bits & Pieces

High-Heeled Hooey

Have foot fetishists infiltrated academia? Far be it for us to cast aspersions, but it’s hard not to be skeptical of a university study that claims high-heeled shoes are a woman’s ticket to bigger Os and a...
Diary of a Sex Worker
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Diary of a Sex Worker

The cyber dominatrix. The performer. The service provider. And the courtesan. Each specializes in their own iteration of sexual ecstasy. Each occupies a unique space within the adult entertainment...
A Very HUSTLER Valentine’s Day
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A Very HUSTLER Valentine’s Day

Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is Christmas for romantics. And while everyone is entitled to their kicks, the tired cliches of this annual schmaltz-fest can get tedious real fast. If...
Kiarra Kai Update
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Kiarra Kai Update

Remember Kiarra Kai, the free spirit from our July 2021 issue (“Models Without Borders”) who gave up her L.A. apartment, bought a short bus and is living her best life as a sexy, fearless nomad?...
Tears of a Clown
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Tears of a Clown

It doesn’t feel like so long ago when we once collectively scoffed at the existence of men’s rights. To quote Leslie Knope, the stalwart bureaucrat of NBC’s Parks and Recreation, “Men’s rights is...
Dare to Care
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Dare to Care

The kink community has a lot to teach us about sex and sexuality. The primacy of consent is a big one, as is the importance of communication and respect for your partner. Another mainstay of BDSM: aftercare....
Age of Rage
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Age of Rage

Americans on the right are furious, but don’t blame conspiracy theories, social media or even Donald Trump. “With every passing day, it looks less like we have one nation divided by differing...
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The Supreme Court on Trial: An Interview With Constitutional Law Expert Erwin Chemerinsky

Professor Erwin Chemerinsky is a sharp critic of the U.S. Supreme Court and the police—more specifically,...
Munching with Missy
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Munching with Missy

When you want to learn how to do something right, you go to the experts. And while gay men don’t have an exclusive on eating ass, it certainly pays to listen to someone who does it with passion and gusto....
Auto Erotic: Hot Cars & Superhot Women
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Auto Erotic: Hot Cars & Superhot Women

HUSTLER has always thrilled to the combination of hot cars and superhot women. In next month’s full-length feature “Rev Your Engine,” we will interview four gorgeous XXX...
Friday Funnies: Oh, God!
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Friday Funnies: Oh, God!

Need a few good chuckles? Your prayers have been answered! Join us as we enjoy some divine laughs courtesy of the Man Upstairs. Lord Almighty, you’re in for a good time!  “Wow! I feel...
Dear Virgin Me
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Dear Virgin Me

Men and women share the things they wish they could have told themselves before they started having sex. In the 1985 cinematic classic Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled to the past and almost hooked up...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part III)
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part III)

Redheads—is there anything not to love? Those fiery tresses. The aura of vivacity they emit from their every pore. Whew; is it getting hot in here, or is it...
All Pussies Are Pretty!
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All Pussies Are Pretty!

Never mind the labiaplasty—your vaginas look great just the way they are, ladies! Read on as we explain how every snatch is beautiful in its own way. Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes—and...
A XXX Guide to Dealing With Trolls
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A XXX Guide to Dealing With Trolls

Online bullies are rampant, and unfortunately they seem to particularly enjoy harassing adult-industry workers. Some of our favorite performers share their experiences with trolls...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gina Maria
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gina Maria

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Gina Maria. The blond stunner with...
Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. V
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Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. V

Already tired of the frigid winter weather? Here’s the bad news—we still have a looooong way to go until spring. And now the good news—we’re heating...
Friday Funnies: Caving In
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Friday Funnies: Caving In

The best comedy is timeless. Need proof? Travel back with us to the prehistoric era for some positively primitive laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives!  “Sure, we could...
Hair Apparent
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Hair Apparent

Looking to put yourself in a hairy situation? Get tangled up in the hirsute charms of these fabulously furry beauties. There is no right or wrong way when it comes to body hair. However, we need to have a...
Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 9
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 9

Hot chicks in skimpy lingerie—there’s nothing better, except for when those hot chicks strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! With that...
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That Cheating Bastard!

Suspect that your partner is stepping out on you? The bad news is, you might be right. The worse news? Your suspicion itself could be destroying your relationship. In a relationship, there can be...