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Asstastic!
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Asstastic!

Meet some fantastic XXX performers who you’ll really want to get behind—because the view from back there is incredible! Butts. Rear Ends. Derrières. Booties. No matter what you call them—asses are...
Love Bites
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Love Bites

Looking to sink your teeth into the act of erotic biting? Chew on this… Love hurts, especially when the people we choose to love—regardless of whether it’s for a night, a week or just until something...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Liv Wild
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Liv Wild

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Liv Wild, a sultry, exotic...
HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior
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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

Who among us has not gazed upon a particularly attractive fashion model posing on a billboard, a TV spot or in a magazine ad and thought, Yeah, she looks great in those...
Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded

Marriage: Despite the cliché of couples living in wedded bliss, it often marks the end of good times. Once hitched, many spouses begin to wonder if they’ve slipped a ring on their finger...
Mindful Masturbation
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Mindful Masturbation

Want to get more out of your self-pleasure sessions than a quick, convenient climax? Prepare to get your head in the game! Jerking off, wanking, flicking the bean, spanking the monkey, rubbing one out… no...
Mom… Dad… I’m in Porn
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Mom… Dad… I’m in Porn

Some of our favorite XXX performers reveal how they broke news of their careers to their family and friends. How do you even begin to start the conversation letting those in your social circle know...
Photo by Vince Foschini
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Britt Lightning: “Rock ’n’ Roll = Sex”

The fret-shredding ax-slinger for metal masters Vixen explains her inspiration for picking up a guitar, her band’s evolving dynamic and how sexuality fits into rock music....
Fuck Me — But No Kissing!
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Fuck Me — But No Kissing!

Swapping spit is usually considered a standard component of bumping uglies—but it’s not for everybody. We dig into the psychology and logistics of slobber-free screwing. Step inside the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Avi Love

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Avi Love, an enchanting...
HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition
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HUSTLER Classic: A Sunny Disposition

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the hottest chick of all?  That’s a tough question that’s largely subject to personal taste, but Sunny Leone is definitely in the...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember

They say cheaters never prosper, and that might be true—but they definitely provide a lot of laughs with their philandering ways. Join us as we take a look at the lighter side...
Heavy Petting With Porn Stars
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars

Snakes and pigs and rats, oh my! Some of our favorite adult performers talk about their unusual animal companions. Pets have the ability to calm our minds, brighten our spirits and fill our...
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Pricey Pleasure: The Art of Financial Domination

Never mind whips and paddles; here’s a form of BDSM that hits you where it really hurts—right in the wallet! What lengths would you go to worship the...
Dead Daisies’ Glenn Hughes: The Voice of Rock
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Dead Daisies’ Glenn Hughes: The Voice of Rock

There is no greater living rock ’n’roll singer than Glenn Hughes. The legendary vocalist and bass player best known for his time in Trapeze and the classic...
Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?
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Ugly Dudes With Hot Chicks: What Gives?

Why do so many attractive women seem to go for homely guys? (Spoiler alert: It’s not always money.) Join us as we unravel the mystery of the Beauty and the Beast dynamic....
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Foxx
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Foxx

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Zoey Foxx, a petite brunet...
Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers
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Saturday Special: Red-Hot Beavers

You gotta love redheads—especially when they’re stripped down and showing off their goods. In honor of sexy babes with that rarest of hair colors—and the spunk and spirit of...
Recycling Is Sexy
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Recycling Is Sexy

What happens to vibrators when they die? Existential implications aside, it’s a legitimate question. Sex toys, despite their very singular and personal purpose, are a consumer product just like any other:...
Disability Visibility
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Disability Visibility

There is no standing in the way of greatness. No obstacle too high, no challenge too daunting, no cam show too sexy. That’s not to say it hasn’t been a difficult journey for GoAskAlex (Alex...
Julia Scotti: Funny That Way
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Julia Scotti: Funny That Way

Julia Scotti calls herself a female “of transgender experience,” which is to say that the woman used to be a man. And even though that man—Rick Scotti—was a comedian successful...