July 2020

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Jimmy Pardo: Still Hungry

What does it take to be the perfect warm-up guy, the comic who comes out and gets people in the mood before the star shows up? We don’t know. But whatever it is, Conan O’Brien’s...
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Deadly Cycle

It’s one of the world’s most elusive holy grails: lasting peace between Israelis and Palestinians. From a distance the conflict seems absurd. But for the people who live it day to day, the reasons...
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Priya Rai’s Original Sins

Priya Rai was molested by her adopted older brother when she was eight years old. Then life got harder. Much harder. “Om bhur bhuvah svah,” Priya chants. I’m at the Self-Realization...
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Porn From The Past

This recently unearthed snapshot depicts a great moment in sexual history: the world’s first rimjob. Unfortunately, this duo never got credit for the innovation, which was stolen from them and patented...
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Bold Move

Impressed by his insistent, often-solitary championing of civil liberties in the U.S. Senate, I twice wrote that Rand Paul should be our next President. But at that time I knew it was just a pipe dream because...
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Kiss Your Privacy Goodbye

Ever read the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution? Probably not, or you—like most Americans—would not be so accepting of its demise as a pillar of the freedoms guaranteed to us by the Bill...
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Beware the Creamy Filling

Mmmm. Genital warts have never tasted this good. For an exhibition at London’s Pathology Museum, curator “Miss Cakehead” and Two Little Cats Bakery collaborated to put these...
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Hardy-Har-Har

If you enjoyed the first installment of SHH! Productions’ SuperHorny in our May ’13 issue, you’d be a damn fool not to catch the saga’s thrilling conclusion in the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR...
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Good Vibes

To commemorate a new line of high-end vibrators, sex-toy purveyor Doc Johnson threw a shindig at the HUSTLER Hollywood store in Los Angeles. Doc Johnson, which has been providing products to help people get...
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Battle of the Boobs

Held annually in Las Vegas, the Miss Exotic Dancer competition pits the nation’s sexiest strippers against one another in order to crown the deftest disrober. The latest hoedown took place at the...
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Smut Fair Confidential

Behind the posing, red-carpet facade of the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is a naked, drunken world of marginal mayhem. We signed up the sharp-eyed underground photographer who fuels...
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Porn From The Past

This antique image documents the complicated mating rituals of a long-forgotten generation. Decades ago, if a man wanted to ask a girl out, he’d show up at her house nude (except for a hat with rabbit...
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Humanizing ALL of America’s Murder Victims?

Dorothy Day, founder of the Catholic Worker Movement, was a nonviolent, direct-action enabler of social justice whom I was privileged to know. In New York City...
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Orwellian Decision

Why did we go so crazy after 9/11? The idea that somehow our freedoms could be easily sacrificed, including those that our Constitution declared most fundamental to the survival of our republic, became the...
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Bobbie Brown’s American Pie

She’s the “Cherry Pie” girl from the Warrant music video, the blonde on roller skates who haunted the wet dreams of the MTV Generation. She dated a who’s who of rock...
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Rooney vs. Noomi

The Swedish version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2009) was an international sensation, largely due to Noomi Rapace’s captivating performance as the sexy, mysterious hacker Lisbeth Salander....
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Don’t Tread On Us

A proud member of our country’s liberal establishment, Peter Kuznick has been a civil-rights activist since the age of 12. He most recently made his mark on the popular consciousness as Associate...
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69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money

KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice...
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Watch the Curves

It’s hard to deny that motorcycles are a phallic symbol. After all, they’re often called “crotch rockets.” Trina Merry, an artist based in San Francisco, explored the sexual side of...
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Going Gaga

During a concert in Belgium, Lady Gaga gave a visual shout-out to HUSTLER. Paying homage to one of our most controversial covers (June 1978), the pop provocateur climbed headfirst into a fake meat grinder. In...
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Bum Rush

Brazil is known as many things—the annual host to a bacchanalian Carnival celebration, a hub of sugar production, a great place for Nazis to retire. But this South American nation should be celebrated...