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Chills ‘n’ Thrills: The Unholy Union of Porn and Horror
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Chills ‘n’ Thrills: The Unholy Union of Porn and Horror

As unholy unions go, it’s a marriage made in hell. Horror in porn, porn in horror, horror porn. Chop it up however you want—just be sure to give...
Save the Nation: Run for Something
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Save the Nation: Run for Something

HOW YOU—YES, YOU—CAN ACTUALLY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Spring is upon us, but there’s a blizzard of snowflakes across our great nation: champions of “cancel culture”...
Stupid Sexy Candy
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Stupid Sexy Candy

Unbelievable as it may seem, Tucker Carlson losing his mind over the de-yassification of brown and green M&Ms is probably the least interesting thing about this story. You may recall that in January, as...
HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots
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HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots

Larry Flynt’s flagship card room presents exceptional livestream poker with prime-time production values. Tucked away in the opulent high-stakes Crystal...
The Joy of Cucking
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The Joy of Cucking

Cuck is an ugly word made uglier by the ugly people who use it to make themselves feel less ugly inside. But words only have power when we give them power, which is why it is high time to collectively call...
Way 2 Spicy
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Way 2 Spicy

Did you hear the one about the Instagram model who tried to “trap” Drake, only to end up with a shot of hot sauce up her coochie? Truly, we live in the golden age of celebrity news. In a blog interview,...
At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life
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At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life

Brothel: The word conjures up visions of elegantly decorated rooms filled with beautiful women lounging about, waiting to provide extreme pleasure for a price. But how true to...
Friday Funnies: Parking It
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Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some...
Unfavorable Positions
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Unfavorable Positions

Sure, the elaborate sex positions you see in XXX videos look amazing on screen, but before you try them at home, beware—if you’re not careful, you just might throw out your back before...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs Vol. 2
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs Vol. 2

Time for some serious head games, people! We’re back with more suckin’, slurpin’, lickin’ and lappin’ good times, courtesy of some of the most talented blowjob queens to...
Photo: Artem Skubak / Alamy Stock Photo
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Embracing Your Guilty Pleasure

Many of us have a sexual proclivity that we’re reluctant to reveal to others for fear of judgment. But beware—keeping your kink under wraps can do more harm than good. Some of the...
The Ups, Downs, Ins and Outs of Anal
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The Ups, Downs, Ins and Outs of Anal

Considering a sexy trip down the old dirt road? Let these tales of tush-tapping triumph and backdoor bummers serve as your guide before diving in. Anal sex can be intense, sexy,...
HUSTLER Two-Times: Jasmine Caro
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HUSTLER Two-Times: Jasmine Caro

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jasmine Caro, who...
Saturday Special: All About the Anal Vol. 3
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Saturday Special: All About the Anal Vol. 3

Tap her in the crapper, schtup her in the pooper! It’s time once again to go in through the out door with another pictorial celebration of butt-banging...
Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces
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Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces

It’s April Fools’ Day—and what better way to celebrate than by clowning on some of the biggest fools in America, the politicians who inhabit our nation’s capital? Join us as we take...
Photo: ZUMA Press, Inc. / Alamy Stock Photo
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Chloe Cherry’s Euphoric HUSTLER History

A look back at the Euphoria breakout star’s career in XXX. It’s a special thrill when a XXX performer breaks through to the mainstream, and Chloe Cherry’s recent...
Hump-Day Special: The Doctor Is In!
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Hump-Day Special: The Doctor Is In!

March 30 is National Doctors’ Day, an annual celebration of the physicians who work so hard to keep us in tip-top condition. And what better way to honor the healers of the...
Photo courtesy of Rogue
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Lights! Camera! Action?

Why do Hollywood movies seem to screw up sex scenes so often, and what can they do to turn up the heat? An adult-industry veteran who’s gotten busy behind and in front of the camera shares her...
Photo courtesy of Wendy Williams
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Wendy Williams: XXX Trailblazer

In adult entertainment, it takes a lot to stand out and become a household name. Over a groundbreaking 20-year career, trailblazing trans performer Wendy Williams has done just...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Carter Cruise
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Carter Cruise

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Carter Cruise, a...
Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. II
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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. II

Short hair? We care! Sure, we love a full head of long, flowing locks on a hot babe as much as anyone does, the bold beauty of a gorgeous woman with a close-cropped ‘do is a rare and...