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A Real Dick Move

In the comedy classic Anchorman (2004), Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) returns home after a party only to find out that his faithful dog, Baxter, has eaten an entire wheel of cheese. “How’d you do that?” he...
Virtual Sex in the Real World
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Virtual Sex in the Real World

Have sex with different partners every single day…safely. Finding a great relationship has always been a challenge, but it’s been tougher since COVID—at least for those of us...
Fly Me to You
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Fly Me to You

Sex work is filled with acronyms—B/G, FSSW, D/s, BBW—all shorthand designed for the discreet, efficient communication of desire, performance and identity. But FMTY? That particular acronym is reserved for...
Elias Chatzoudis: Strong Curves, Clean Lines
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Elias Chatzoudis: Strong Curves, Clean Lines

The sexy sirens of Greek comic book artist Elias Chatzoudis have graced the covers of Red Sonja, Vampirella and even G.I. Joe. We sit down with their creator...
Friday Funnies: Getting Sporty
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Friday Funnies: Getting Sporty

Alright, team—it’s time to play hard and laugh hard! Suit up and get ready for some high-scoring humor, courtesy of the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Game on! “It’s up…and...
Anal Sex: An Expert Guide
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Anal Sex: An Expert Guide

Are you interested in trying butt stuff, but not sure how to take the plunge? Relax (and take a deep breath); anal experts Avery Jane and Lydia Black are here to guide you through the back door and...
Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 6

No wang? No worries! These babes know to take matters into their own hands and serve themselves when there’s not a dude around to serve up the meat. Feast your eyes on these...
Fuck Me Harder?
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Fuck Me Harder?

What she really means—and how to respond—when she tells you to crank up the intensity in the bedroom. If a guy bangs enough women during his time on this planet, he will inevitably encounter one with a...
Junk in the Trunk Part 2
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Junk in the Trunk Part 2

Some of our favorite XXX performers open up their shoot bags and let us take a peek inside. It’s that time again! What do some of your favorite performers pack and lug around to porn sets so they...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cameron Dee
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cameron Dee

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Cameron Dee, a...
HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay
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HUSTLER Classic: The Neighborly Lay

As a wise man once noted, good fences make good neighbors. And most of the time, that’s a very valid sentiment. After all, neighbors are generally a nuisance—if they’re not...
Negotiating Your Kink Scene
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Negotiating Your Kink Scene

From safe words to boundaries to aftercare, here’s a guide to the conditions you need to establish before getting kinky. Getting started with kink—whether it’s a new activity, a...
Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun
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Lingerie Girl-on-Girl Fun

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and stripping out of their delicate underthings for a good time—rejoice, horndogs, your day is about to get a lot sexier! Go ahead, dive into the frilly thrills!...
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When Fuck-It Lists Go Wrong

Most of us have a mental checklist of sexual feats we’d like to accomplish before going to the grave, but beware—reality often falls short of what we were hoping for. Read on for...
The Lowdown on Rubdowns
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The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing!  Lately, there has been an influx of...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Dean, a...
Saturday Special: Fantasy Fucks
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Saturday Special: Fantasy Fucks

It’s National Tell a Fairy Tale Day, an annual celebration of the fantastical folklore that has been passed down from generation to generation through the time-honored tradition...
Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2

Stop in the name of the laughs! We’re digging into the HUSTLER cartoon archives to bring you another collection of arresting humor. Go ahead; you have the right to remain...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2

Need a few good laughs? Ready to go to the dogs? Join us for an uproarious exploration of canine-centric comedy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go...
Horny Little Devils
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Horny Little Devils

Delving into the demon-populated porn of Eugéne Lepoittevin. The devil is in the details, it’s been said. And in some cases, those demon-possessed details can be pretty sexy. I was recently introduced...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills Part III
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills Part III

Need something to get you through the midweek blahs? How about a collection of red-hot sexual trios? Whether it’s a couple of guys doubling down on one fine...