Join us for a stroll down the aisle—we’re taking a vow to give you a few good laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cartoon archives. These matrimony-themed jokes will be there for you in sickness and in health—though, truth is, most of them are pretty sick! What are you waiting for? Take the plunge!
“Stanley, my love for you is like a flickering flame! If you forsake me, I will burn your fucking house down!”