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Stocking Up! Vol. 3
Ready to get hosed in the best possible way? Join us in saluting hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their gorgeous gams in sleek stockings while sharing jaw-dropping views of their beautiful bodies! And when...
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The Lowdown on Going Down
Not sure that you’re giving proper lip service to your partner during oral sex? Don’t worry, our panel of pros will help you lick your insecurity in no time! Eating pussy can...
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Babes With Bumps
Forget the “glow” and all that Hallmark movie hooey—pregnant women are sexy, horny and very high on our to-do list. What’s got us all hot and bothered for red-hot mamas-to-be? Rewind to spring, when Us...
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Good News, Bad News
Beware of state legislators bearing good news, for it will surely be a Trojan horse. As reported by NBC, in March the Colorado House of Representatives voted unanimously in favor of Bill 1288 (HB1288), which...
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Welcome to Microdosing: An Interview With Psychedelic Pioneer James Fadiman, Ph.D.
James Fadiman is a legendary pioneer in the field of psychedelics. Exploring the brave new world of medical,...
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Into the Wild
The vernacular is a little different, but I think we can all agree that “hedge porn” (as it’s known across the pond) is a rite of passage for all proud pervs of a certain age. In the U.K., iNews...
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Dare to Hair
Apart from lining hamster cages and soaking up urinal overflow, the New York Post is usually good for a laugh or two in the “who writes this shit” department. And occasionally, when they’re not busy...
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XXX Etiquette
Did you hear the one about the airline passenger who got upgraded to first-class because the guy seated next to her was watching porn in plain sight? Actress Melanie Schofield, 19, posted the whole thing to...
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Heat Pumps for Peace & Freedom!
It may not be sexy, but new electrified tech can help defeat a Russian tyrant and save the planet with the stroke of Joe Biden’s pen. Authoritarianism will not defeat...
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Porn in the USA
Oh, say can you see…the sexy red, white and blew-my-mind photos we snagged of America’s favorite X-rated sweethearts? Readers of course know that our annual Anniversary Issue (coming this July!) is awash...
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Marsha Warfield: Standout Stand-Up
If anyone has seen Marsha Warfield’s El Dorado, please let her know. The beloved ride, purchased as a gift to herself upon landing Night Court, is (sadly) no longer in her...
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Web Faves
In 2019 we launched our outstanding new site HUSTLERMagazine.com, showcasing 48 years of HUSTLER, daily stories, bonus galleries and videos, outrageous cartoons and so much more. Now, three years later, we are...
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Hot Asses, Nice Glasses
Some people say that men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses. Well, we say those people are absolute asses! In honor of National Eyewear Day, we celebrate HUSTLER babes who rock the specs...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Maya Grand
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Maya Grand, an elegant beauty from...
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Happy Trails and Beaver Tails
Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we believe in the importance of exposing yourself to nature—especially if you’re a hot chick who delights in the joy of stripping down in the great...
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. 3
Hey, sugar, looking for some company? Well, you’re in luck, because we have a gut-busting and nut-busting experience for you, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Let’s...
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Shear Lunacy
Yes, modern grooming habits dictate that guys should prune their pubic bushes. But beware, fellas; manscaping can lead to a close shave in more ways than one. Any man who consumes his weight in porn has likely...
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Sole Sisters Vol. 2
We celebrate National Go Barefoot Day with a collection of fantastic feet, sizzling soles and tantalizing toes. It’s National Go Barefoot Day, a day to celebrate the joy of kicking off your shoes and letting...
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Passport to Pleasure
Some of our favorite jet-setting performers share what it’s like to shoot XXX overseas, as opposed to the United States. Porn is a worldwide phenomenon. It reaches every corner of the earth—well, maybe...
