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Kinky Horror: Diana Prince Will Scare You Stiff!
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Kinky Horror: Diana Prince Will Scare You Stiff!

This XXX veteran, fright-flick aficionada and current Mail Girl on The Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs is here to chill every bone in your body—except...
HUSTLER Classic: One Sexy Beast
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HUSTLER Classic: One Sexy Beast

The classic fairy tale Beauty and the Beast has been adapted dozens of times across literature, the live stage, television and the big screen. Typically those adaptations...
Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood
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Angela White Does HUSTLER Hollywood

How better to spend your Friday night than in the presence of porn royalty?  HUSTLER Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard location was packed with eager fans on October 25, as XXX...
A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”
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A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”

Trick or treat? Why not both? While April Aniston, Daizy Cooper, Izzy Lush and Paige Owens might be just a wee bit too old for knocking on doors...
HUSTLER Classic: A Tribute Fit for a Prince
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HUSTLER Classic: A Tribute Fit for a Prince

The Purple One—or at least a well-hung facsimile of him—makes a splash in America’s Magazine. Few musical artists have infused their work with raw...
Black & Barely Legal
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Black & Barely Legal

Say what you will about millennial entitlement—girls this beautiful, generous and eager are special. They deserve to spend long, lazy afternoons focusing solely on pleasure. And their demands are actually...
The Kominsky Method Involves a Little HUSTLER
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The Kominsky Method Involves a Little HUSTLER

America’s Magazine and Amber Lynn make a cameo in Netflix’s comedy starring Michael Douglas SPOILER ALERT: Do not read any further if you haven’t...
It’s a Swing Thing
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It’s a Swing Thing

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Jones, the 50-something devout Christian couple behind the swinger-positive We Gotta Thing podcast.  We Gotta Thing is a highly rated, sex-positive podcast hosted by two...
Angela White: The Wonder From Down Under
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Angela White: The Wonder From Down Under

Angela White is already an extremely accomplished adult-film star, but she still has big things in front of her—and we’re not (just) talking about her jaw-dropping breasts....
HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion
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HUSTLER Classic: Alien Ab-dick-tion

UFO groupies worldwide were no doubt disappointed by the “Storm Area 51” movement, which started out as a joke and ended up as an even bigger joke last month, when a piddling...
Marica Hase: Fuck Cancer!
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Marica Hase: Fuck Cancer!

Last year, Marica Hase’s life took a drastic turn, when the Japanese-born porn star was diagnosed with breast cancer. But Hase isn’t just determined to beat the disease—she’s looking to kick...
Harvard’s Despicable Donor
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Harvard’s Despicable Donor

Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s money was too good for a background check. The sordid life of Jeffrey Epstein is one of those national toxic dumps that no litany of...
Did Trump Actually Win?
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Did Trump Actually Win?

Nobody knows if election results were manipulated in 2016 because nobody ever bothered to check. Before and after the 2016 Presidential election, U.S. election officials and private voting system...
Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry
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Ted Rall: Laugh Till You Cry

Ted Rall is a cartoonist, columnist and author with an independent, unique point of view. Skewering sacred cows and the status quo is his specialty. The ink slinger’s slyly subversive wit...
Shhhh, We’re Trying to Have Sex
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Shhhh, We’re Trying to Have Sex

Lists—this is journalism in the 21st century. In the never-ending quest for click-throughs, likes and upvotes, laziness reigns as we all chase after the lowest common...
Love Quizzes Are Dumb – Take Ours
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Love Quizzes Are Dumb – Take Ours

No one is arguing that to love someone, you need to know someone. And over the course of a marriage, people can drift apart as life chips away at the burning passion that once...
In Praise Of Older Women
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In Praise Of Older Women

You know what the worst thing about the music industry is? The music industry. Leave it to some needle-dick executive with too much power to think that anyone cares what he thinks. It’s what makes...
DIY Dildos
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DIY Dildos

Have we finally reached peak “craft”? In the age of crocheted menstrual pads and activist needlepoint, it seems only fitting that homemade sex toys are now a thing. And we’re not talking about repurposed...
Coregasm
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Coregasm

There’s so much information coming at us these days that it’s hard to discern what’s worth retaining. But if you’re going to go to bed with one lasting revelation tonight, then let it be this: 1 in 10...
Big Girls Don’t Cry
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Big Girls Don’t Cry

Giant boobies, tremendous booty, flesh that bounces and jiggles— HUSTLER’s reporter at large dives deep into the big, beautiful world of fat girl sex and finds out why so many men go crazy for curves.  I...
HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn’s Golden Moment
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HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn’s Golden Moment

As the classic proverb has it, “All that glitters is not gold.” Maybe so, but we know this much to be true: The glittering lady at the center of this...