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Make It Rain
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Make It Rain

THIS GIG IS NO JOKE. STRIP CLUB DJS DESERVE YOUR RESPECT. THE GOOD ONES AT LEAST. THEY’RE THE HEROES WHO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER. THEY DEAL WITH CUSTOMERS AND MANAGEMENT, ALL WHILE TALKING ON THE MIC AND...
Sex Under The Starrs
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Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones.   You were...
HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot
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HUSTLER Classic: Certifiably Hot

America’s Magazine captivates readers with a girl-girl spread guaranteed to drive them around the bend.  Who among us hasn’t felt that we’re losing our minds at least a...
A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller
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A Matter of Perspective: Behind Bree Mills’ Ambitious New Porn Thriller

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with Bree Mills, Angela White and Seth Gamble about playing dual roles, going to...
HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison
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HUSTLER Classic: America’s Magazine Goes to Prison

HUSTLER has had no shortage of legal entanglements since it first began publishing in 1974. In 1977, America’s Magazine took its brushes with the law to a...
Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams
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Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE...
HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy
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HUSTLER Classic: Spacing Out Over Pussy

Space: the final frontier. And, it turns out, the setting for a classic HUSTLER layout that was pretty out of this world.  In 1979, space travel, aliens and sci-fi in general...
HUSTLER Classic: We Had an Ass to Grind
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HUSTLER Classic: We Had an Ass to Grind

America’s Magazine served up a big, beefy controversy with its June ’78 cover. A certain type of feminist, it seems, has always had a beef with pornography, and with...
Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot
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Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot

Jamie Kennedy has been around the block. Your block, your brother’s block, all the damn blocks. He’s earned his stripes in Scream, Romeo + Juliet, Three Kings and countless television...
HUSTLER Classic: Dennis Hopper’s Girl-on-Girl Photo-Shoot Defines the Art of Porn
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HUSTLER Classic: Dennis Hopper’s Girl-on-Girl Photo-Shoot Defines the Art of Porn

“Pornography is every great artist’s final dream,” Hopper said of his project for HUSTLER. “Whether...
Pet Selfies
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Pet Selfies

Cuter than a bug’s ear, right? Follow us and your faves on Twitter @HUSTLERMag. And to check out our Honeys’ full-length layouts, call 800-763-8271 ext 7651 or go to HUSTLERMagazine.com....
Bring Out Your Dead
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Bring Out Your Dead

THE ONE CERTAINTY IN LIFE IS THAT YOU WILL DIE. WHAT’S LESS CERTAIN IS HOW YOU WILL BE BURIED. WITH TRADITIONAL METHODS EXACTING A HUGE ENVIRONMENTAL TOLL, NEW OPTIONS INCLUDE ETERNAL REEFS, BODY FARMS, EVEN...
She’s Got Game
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She’s Got Game

When porn vixens Romi Rain and Riley Nicks aren’t getting their fans all worked up, they turn to video games for a different kind of button-pushing action. Read on for Rain and Nicks’ takes on...
HUSTLER Classic: When Stormy Met Mary
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HUSTLER Classic: When Stormy Met Mary

That time Stormy Daniels and Mary Carey turned each other on, before turning the political world on its head. Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. And sometimes...
Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt
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Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt

Morgan Rain might be a newcomer to the XXX industry, but she’s perfectly comfortable with being in charge—especially when it comes to men who need a good...
Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II
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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II

In January ’19, we published the first part of our “Sex Superstars” series, showcasing eight stunningly beautiful blondes, women who represent the gold standard in the adult...
Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained
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Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained

When the 2008 financial meltdown reignited interest in alternatives to capitalism, Professor Richard Wolff was thrust into the limelight. The Marxian economist...
Snoopy Retail Giant
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Snoopy Retail Giant

Amazon is making billions selling merchandise, but one of its prime cash cows is gathering personal info for Big Brother. From Amazon’s inception as an alternative to brick-and-mortar bookstores, and despite...
High Court Guts First Amendment
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High Court Guts First Amendment

The Supreme Court’s ruling on partisan gerrymandering is a direct assault on voters’ free speech. For more than 45 years HUSTLER has stood unapologetically for First Amendment...
Livin’ La Vida In Vitro
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Livin’ La Vida In Vitro

Science fiction, you win again. As the dark future nightmares of literature and film steadily manifest into reality, it should come as no surprise that another prophecy may come to be sooner than we...
The First Lady of Lumber
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The First Lady of Lumber

In what can only be described as pure nightmare fuel, well-meaning albeit confused Slovenians commemorated homeland hero and Lizard Queen/First Lady Melania Trump with a statue that makes Celoron’s...