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Behind the Sex @ the Adult Entertainment Expo
ONCE A YEAR EVERY ESTABLISHED AND ASPIRING PORN STAR IN THE INDUSTRY CONVERGES ON SIN CITY FOR THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO, THE ULTIMATE CELEBRATION OF PORN,...
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#AskMissy: Buttholes Are Funny
HUMOR. SEX. THE TWO RARELY GO HAND IN HAND—UNLESS YOU KICK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WHILE SWITCHING POSITIONS. I TRY TO FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYTHING. ENTERING THE ADULT INDUSTRY NINE...
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The World Is Flat!
“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the...
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Big White Lies
While delivering his first speech to Congress as President in February 2017, Donald Trump declared that “the vast majority of individuals convicted of terrorism and terrorism-related offenses since 9/11 came...
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Racism Equals Injustice
Why did black people riot in “the long, hot summer of 1967,” when deadly civil disorders erupted in Newark, Detroit and many other U.S. cities? The Kerner Commission was tasked with answering...
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The Real Fake News: Assault Rifles Have Many Awesome Uses
FAIRFAX, VA—A group of unbiased scientists from the National Rifle Academy has conducted a study finally debunking the nefarious myth that assault...
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The Politics of Porn
Blame porn. That seems to be the response of desperate legislators eager to avoid being held accountable for their states’ problems. Let’s start with Kansas: Last February the state senate passed a...
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Slope-side in South Korea
Sex and the Olympics go together like skiing and snow. And athletes did not disappoint at the recent Winter Games in Pyeongchang. Magnificent physical specimens with raging libidos long repressed by...
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Sex Toys For All
In theory the idea of receiving a free butt plug or Hitachi Magic Wand in the mail may seem like a dream come true, but in reality it can be kind of creepy. Such was the case for dozens of people across Canada...
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The U.S. Is Going to Pot
…And there’s nothing Donald Trump or Jeff Sessions can do about it. A recent national poll funded by Smart Approaches to Marijuana, a leading antilegalization group, found that just 16% of...
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Privacy Is Dead
The internet has made life easier for shoppers, friend seekers and government snoops. Love him or hate him, only a fool could deny the weighty presence of Donald Trump and his capacity to turn our world upside...
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Pot Parties
The tectonic shift toward legal marijuana is bringing people together, with some dispensaries offering more than choice bud to their less inhibited customers. Let’s put it this way: Weed makes everything...
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Women on the March
There’s no denying the momentum of change as women worldwide marched again this January. As much a collective “Fuck you!” to Trump’s blithe misogyny as a declaration of war against the status quo, this...
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Baby-Birding
Redditor iPiPrince first suspected something was amiss when he tried the scrambled eggs. They looked okay, but for some reason tasted too… mushy. And then there was the smell—it seemed off. His girlfriend...
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The Real Fake News: Zuckerberg Faces Facts
PALO ALTO, CA—Amid a chorus of growing concern surrounding the spread of fake news stories on Facebook during the 2016 Presidential election, and the...
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Brooke Candy
“SO KEEP ON PUSHING YOUR POSITION, AND MAKE ’EM SWALLOW UP YOUR VISION, ANOTHER ORGANIZED RELIGION, DUMB DE DUMB DUMB THEY ALL FALL DOWN.” —“WAR” “SO TAKE YOUR CAPITALIST INTEREST AND MAKE...
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Did Trump Really Win?
Donald Trump lost the nationwide count by nearly 3 million popular votes in the 2016 Presidential election. Nobody disputes that part of the puzzle…except for Trump. With no evidence, he has...
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Strangelovian Madmen
Which leader poses a graver threat to humanity, North Korea’s or our very own Donald Trump? On January 2, President Donald Trump tweeted, “North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear...
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The Real Fake News Bannon: Insane in the Membrane
SILICON VALLEY, CA—A more-disheveled-than-usual Steve Bannon, former top aide to President Trump, was seen yesterday pacing furiously by a Taco Bell...
