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Kink-Friendly Digs
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Kink-Friendly Digs

The modern sharing economy is…complicated. On the one hand, I should be able to do whatever the hell I want with my car or home. On the other hand, the near complete absence of regulation makes it a legit...
The Art of the Nude Selfie
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The Art of the Nude Selfie

Sex workers are multitalented, especially when it comes to photography. Face it: Your favorite cam model is not flanked by an army of stylists; she’s doing this all on her own and looking...
Find Your Funny Bone
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Find Your Funny Bone

Giant dinosaurs, gorgeous architecture and a thriving arts scene are just a few of the perks to visiting Palm Springs, arguably California’s best-kept secret. And while this inland gem is often overshadowed...
China’s Iron Fist Softens
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China’s Iron Fist Softens

As the world grapples with the prospect of a coronavirus pandemic, we are getting word from deep inside Chinese borders that government officials—in a fit of unbridled benevolence—seem to be...
Beaver Fever Hits HUSTLER Hollywood
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Beaver Fever Hits HUSTLER Hollywood

Colorado isn’t typically known for its warm winters, but it was plenty hot in Colorado Springs on January 31, as HUSTLER Hollywood opened its new store. The reason behind the...
HUSTLER Classic: Touchy, Touchy
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HUSTLER Classic: Touchy, Touchy

Physical contact is in short supply these days. So it seems like a particularly good time to revisit an especially touchy-feely pictorial from the HUSTLER archives. ...
Partytime @ The Adult Entertainment Expo
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Partytime @ The Adult Entertainment Expo

HUSTLER crashes Sin City to score exclusive, behind-the-scenes pics of the biggest porn party of the year. Every January over 1,000 adult stars and 400 exhibitors gather in Las...
Apple’s Noble Fight
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Apple’s Noble Fight

The telecom company is resisting demands to make its cell phones accessible to government agencies. Let’s give it up for Apple! It’s not easy to commend a hugely profitable company for simply doing...
In Bed With Billette
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In Bed With Billette

For 40 years cartoonist John Billette’s special blend of humor and social satire has coaxed chuckles, guffaws and sidesplitting laughter from HUSTLER readers. He is a master of his art, rendering...
Beware the Ratfuckers
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Beware the Ratfuckers

As the presidential race hit the starting gate, were GOP dirty-tricksters behind the caucus-night meltdown in Iowa? The initial nominating contest of the critical 2020 Presidential...
The Women of MMA: Kicking Ass and Taking Names
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The Women of MMA: Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The clock reads 5 a.m., and the sun is not yet up in Orange County, California. A few years ago UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith would still have been tucked in...
HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokes
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HUSTLER Classic: Sun Strokes

This year, spring arrived just in time for many of us to be ordered indoors in an effort to reduce the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic. With summer fast approaching, a good number of us are...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 10: A Topic of Much Impotence
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 10: A Topic of Much Impotence

Can’t get it up? Don’t let it keep you down; our XXX-perts are here to help put you back on the road to Bonerville. We love sex. You love sex....
HUSTLER Classic: Severe Cravings
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HUSTLER Classic: Severe Cravings

Strictly speaking, this was one hot photo-spread.  The October ’88 issue of HUSTLER tackled a number of tough topics. There was a story addressing how the AIDS epidemic...
Listen Up, Jerkoff! The Joy of JOI
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Listen Up, Jerkoff! The Joy of JOI

Of the many XXX-related activities that one’s mouth could be used for, talking would seem to be pretty low on the list. But not anymore. Video clips featuring  JOI, or Jerk...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Riley Reid
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Riley Reid

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we’ll be highlighting Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice (and sometimes even more than twice—we know a good thing when we see it). We...
HUSTLER Classic: Taking a Sexy Stand
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HUSTLER Classic: Taking a Sexy Stand

Usually, a woman with a lot of issues is something to avoid, but not this time.  In this edition of HUSTLER Classic we travel all the way back to the September ’79 issue of...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 9: Sexting Etiquette
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 9: Sexting Etiquette

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  We’ve been on the go at HUSTLERMagazine.com long enough to remember when folks still got off on...
Eyes Wide Open: A Deep, Hard Look at Voyeurism
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Eyes Wide Open: A Deep, Hard Look at Voyeurism

Imagine two beautiful women, lying on a bed and licking each others’ pussies. You’re a fly on the wall, observing them moaning and having a good time. One...
HUSTLER Classic: Nice Box, Babe
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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Box, Babe

You know, we suspect this photo-set wouldn’t have quite the same impact had the model been getting down to her tunes via a streaming service on her phone. Sometimes...
Sex in Lockdown: Stripping for Harry
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Sex in Lockdown: Stripping for Harry

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global...