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HUSTLER Classic December 2001. Buy the limited classic HUSTLER Magazine. December 2001

Cassie

Some people aren’t on the same sexual time clock as most of us. Cassie, for example, warms up on sunny afternoons and, even if she’s alone, this gal from College Park, Georgia, finishes the job that the sun starts. “It would be nice to always have a man nearby, but...

Anastasia Pierce

I have always been attracted to beautiful imagery,” Anastasia Pierce discloses, explaining her fascination with HUSTLER. “For a very long time, I wanted to be one of those sexy women in the pages of glossy magazines.” Now the brassy brunette’s desire has become a reality. However, things could have turned...

Elizabeth Marxs

Elizabeth Marxs is hot enough to turn even the most loyal Tea Party supporter into a Marxist. No one can resist this sexy Texan, who opens up about her persuasive charm: “I’ve always had a knack for talking people into helping me. For whatever reason, people don’t mind giving me...

Magic Wanda

“I’ve been an exhibitionist all my life,” says Wanda, “especially where older men are concerned.” And when a girl’s got an inclination to show off what she’s got, there’s no holding her back. For years, Wanda  dreamed of becoming a HUSTLER centerfold. It’s something that many girls fantasize about, but...

Nina James

Nina James looks soft and sweet, but she’s had plenty of experience taming wild beasts. “I ride horses competitively,” the northern Californian explains. “I’ve done it since I was a little girl. My dream is to make it a career.” Nina is truly passionate about her favorite pastime. “I love...

Samantha Saint

Samantha Saint’s first year in porn has provided new experiences, tested her relationships and reminded the Colorado native that sometimes she’d rather be fishing. “I got into the adult entertainment industry out of curiosity,” Samantha recalls. “I had never stripped or done anything like that before, but I liked modeling....

Alexis Paige

Alexis Paige loves the nightlife. In fact, she’s borderline nocturnal. “I start a lot of my days on the late side,” Alexis admits. “Sometimes I’m waking up in the afternoon because I was out at a club the night before. But a lot of the time, I’m just chilling at...

Briana Blair

To the great dismay of men around the world, Briana Blair  has decided to walk away from the adult business. The beautiful blonde announced her retirement in July 2011, but she was kind enough to grace the pages of HUSTLER one final time. “I’m just ready for a new challenge,”...

Mindy

“I like guys with large brains and large dicks, and I like them pervy. One boyfriend loved coming on my feet. I joked about it with a friend of his, who admitted that he liked it too. That night I got them both to jerk off on my feet. It...

Sabrina Maree

Sabrina Maree, who studied psychology in college, is fascinated by what makes people tick. For an intriguing subject, she doesn’t have to look beyond her own mirror. “I’m full of contradictions,” Sabrina admits. “Like how I’m not very aggressive about chasing guys, but once I get one into bed, it’s...

McKenzie Sweet

McKenzie Sweet likes things her way. “I’m very particular about everything I do,” she insists. “There’s a way I want things—whether it’s what I’m eating or wearing or how I’m fucking. I really like to get my way.” That’s especially true in the bedroom, where McKenzie isn’t shy about letting...

Pantera Malone

I believe in the golden rule,” says February 1978 covergirl Pantera Malone. “Do unto others and all that.” This good-hearted resident of West Palm Beach, Florida, considers herself a rarity in a community where, as she puts it, “People look down their noses at anyone they consider inferior—which is almost...

Selena Rose

Selena Rose was born in Las Vegas, but she is quite adamant that Sin City is not her hometown. “I was raised in Miami, Florida,” the proud resident of the Sunshine State asserts. “Miami is like paradise. There’s tons of Latinos and Cuban food everywhere. ¡Mi casa es Miami por...

Stevie Shae

Stevie Shae is an emotional young woman. “I feel things really deeply,” admits the spanking-new model whose passions have sometimes overwhelmed her at the wrong time or in the wrong place. “My boyfriend and I went to a drive-in movie theater—yes, there’s still one in San Jose—and we were really...

Alexis Ford

Alexis Ford is comfortable with change, which is important, considering her bicoastal and bisexual tendencies. “I divide my time between New York and Los Angeles,” Alexis discloses. “I come to L.A. a lot for work, but I’m definitely a New Yorker at heart.” Alexis, a diehard Yankees fan, finds the...

Dawn

Dawn is a girl who is her most vibrant early in the day. “I’m a morning person,” she says. “Men who have difficulty getting up in the morning are not for me.” Her bedroom is decorated with colors that suggest the soft, mellow light of sunrise. Naturally, we photographed Dawn—a...

Shazia Sahari

Shazia Sahari is as unique as her name. Ask some girls about their passions and they’ll extol the virtues of fucking on the beach. Not the lovely Shazia. “I’m really fascinated by anthropology,” the articulate sweetie reveals. “The meanings people make out of everyday life and experience are exciting.” Shazia,...

Vanesa

Vanesa loves being unpredictable. “I like to surprise people,” she declares. “I enjoy surprising myself too. I might spend an entire Saturday watching old movies and then go bungee jumping on Sunday.” In just about every aspect of her life, Vanesa savors variety—especially in the bedroom. “I’m really different depending...

Vynessa Orchid

Vynessa Orchid never fails to take care of business, but she also recognizes the importance of making time to do nothing. “It’s easy to get so busy that you lose track of who you are,” the insightful Coloradan reflects. “I go a little nuts if I don’t have some down...

Rihanna Rimes

Since a popular recording artist has already claimed the moniker Rihanna, this bodacious brunette will never be famous enough to go by one name. Nevertheless, that hasn’t deterred Rihanna Rimes from dreaming big. “I definitely want to be a star,” she readily discloses. “Who doesn’t?” Brand-spanking-new on the modeling scene,...

Brittanys Bod

Brittanys Bod is no fool. “I have a pretty good idea what guys first notice about me,” the gorgeous bra buster reckons. “It’s obviously my big boobs! I’m very proud of my body, so I definitely take it as a compliment when dudes stare at me.” “Everything’s bigger in Texas!”...

Spencer Scott

“I masturbate every day, sometimes twice, if I don’t have sex with someone else. Toys are good, but mostly I’ll just use my fingers. I float them over my clit lightly, like a butterfly, until I can’t take it anymore. I can come a lot. The most was ten times...

Lavish Styles

When Lavish Styles  entered the XXX industry, she put a lot of thought into crafting a memorable stage name. “I wanted something totally unique,” she says. “I didn’t want to be just another generic Candy or Destiny.” Lavish  was struggling to settle on a moniker when a dude’s flattery turned...

Shae Snow

Shae Snow looks great in front of a lens, but she also enjoys being on the other side of the camera. “I would love to pursue a career in photography,” the babe tells us. “That’s one of the reasons I decided to model. I think working with professionals will benefit...

Morgan Reese

Morgan Reese was nervous the first time she disrobed in front of a camera, but her shyness is now a thing of the past. “I perform live cam shows for my fans,” the eager exhibitionist reveals. “I’m always ready for more eyeballs, so check me out at TheMorganReese.com!” Morgan lives...

Madison Morgan

Madison Morgan looks sweet and innocent, but the secret behind her stage name reveals that this babe has some morbid preoccupations. “I chose Madison at random, but the Morgan part is a tribute to my favorite television character—Dexter Morgan,” she explains. (For the uninitiated, Dexter is a long-running cable show...

Megan Salinas

While Megan Salinas can’t escape her geographical heritage, she doesn’t exactly miss the Lone Star State. “I would never go back to South Texas,” she says. “They call where I grew up The Valley, and there’s some nice scenery and stuff. But, damn, there’s not a lot to do.” Instead...

Candice Luca

“I’m not good at commitment. I’ve had a few boyfriends, and I’ve probably had seven jobs or maybe more. I move around a lot. I’ve been in five houses the last four years. Last summer I met a guy and fell in love. I thought I had found someone to...

Sophia Knight

Thanks to her good looks, all Sophia Knight  had to do to get her big break was take a stroll. “An agent stopped me on the street,” the lovely Londoner recalls. “He asked me if I’d ever thought about modeling, and I hadn’t. But I’m an impulsive person, so I...

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