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Miko Sinz

Miko Sinz is ferociously beautiful— and deft with a blade— but she’s a big softie at heart. “I am so thankful for everything I have,” Miko remarks. “I’m really passionate about caring for and helping other people, which is why I want to become a social worker.” Although extremely altruistic,...

Abella Anderson

Abella Anderson doesn’t know what she wants. “I definitely don’t have my future planned out,” the Cuban beauty begins. “I’m a really motivated person, but I need spontaneity and surprises in my life.” As restless as she is attractive, Abella likes to mix things up to ward off boredom. “I...

Monicca

If you’re looking to unravel the enigma of Monicca, a good place to start might be her music collection. “I have totally unpredictable taste,” the blond bombshell notes. “One day I’m banging Jay-Z or Eminem, then the next morning all I want to hear is Arcade Fire or jazz or...

Androidina

“You Earthlings are so primitive when it comes to sex,” Androidina taunts. “You really ought to learn from us.” In Androidina’s advanced culture the Orgasmatron takes care of most sexual needs and can be set for any level of desire. “The machine’s molecular resonance field surrounds your body structure with...

Bijou

Bijou appreciates the finer things in life, which is appropriate for a gal who employs a stage name that means jewel in French. “I love to get all dressed up and go out on the town,” she confides. “I’m really into experiencing the nightlife, whether it’s having a fancy dinner...

Lux Kassidy

Lux Kassidy might have stumbled into her line of work, but she’s certainly proved to be a natural. “I had no intentions of modeling professionally,” Lux owns up. “I wanted to take some sexy pictures for my ex, so I called up a photographer friend. The photos turned out so...

Kelli McCarty

Not many women can say they’ve been a beauty queen, a sought-after television actress…and a porn star. Well, any woman could make that statement, but she’d be flagrantly lying. Kelli McCarty, though, fits all three categories. Now she’s added another crowning moment to her storied life: a HUSTLER pictorial. “I’ve...

Eden Adams

Eden Adams doesn’t mind the cold. As a matter of fact, nothing gets under her skin. “I’m a very easygoing person,” the busty blonde asserts. “I don’t let anything bother me, not the weather or stupid guys or getting a speeding ticket. I’m really not into complaining; I’d rather just...

Chloe

Chloe hates to repeat herself. “I don’t like to drive to the store the same way twice,” she explains, “and I’m that way with everything in my life. I mix it up and hang out with different friends, do different things, listen to, like, jazz one day and Megadeth the...

Natalia Nicol

Natalia Nicol wasn’t sure what to expect when she decided to venture into the nudie biz. “I didn’t know if I’d be terrified or turned on—but I wanted to find out,” the Eurodoll reveals. It turned out that Natalia gets off displaying her beautiful body for the camera quite a...

Zaley Zane

For Zaley Zane, life is all about finding balance. “I do like to party,” she asserts. “But I’m classy, and I know my limits. I’m not one of those girls who get wasted and end up dancing naked on the bar!” Zaley is a versatile gal. She enjoys dressing up...

Jessa Rhodes

“Life is crazy,” Jessa Rhodes observes. “I went from living in a tiny one-horse town, working two minimum-wage jobs and trying to go to college to getting on a plane and taking a chance on a life I knew nothing about. Moving to Los Angeles to pursue modeling was an...

Karen

Karen’s first love is the theater. But as her studies take this 21-year-old closer to her goal of a career on the stage, they also teach her ways of choosing men. And she looks for what producers call “presence.” Karen says she’s drawn to the strong, silent type, and the...

Cassidy Cruise

“I’m a bit of an exhibitionist,” Cassidy confesses. “Once I had sex in an elevator in Hawaii. We were so deep into it, we didn’t care the doors opened—and a whole busload of tourists were snapping pictures!” When Cassidy’s not going down in a lift, the leggy blonde from Australia...

Ivy Sherwood

Every inch of Ivy Sherwood looks delicious to us, but what does she think is her best asset? “Guys love to suck on my Hershey kisses, but personally I’m especially proud of my sweet booty.”

Chloe Amour

“Even though I’m young, I’m not into social media. I’m just not! In general, I don’t want to meet people that way. When I date, I want little, thoughtful gestures. Like a boy once sent me a photo of bacon roses because he knew that would be funny to me,...

Val Midwest

Val Midwest grew up a sweet Catholic girl in the heartland locale of Lincoln, Nebraska. Wild at heart and with guts of steel, she broke out of the small-town straitjacket overnight by posing nude in front of her high school and posting the hot photos online. Val incurred the wrath...

Kelly

“My skin feels every touch as if it were magnified a hundred times!” glows eight-months-pregnant Kelly, smoothing her hand across her tummy. “My pussy’s extra tight, and my lips have never seemed so soft!” Anticipating the ultimate act of womanhood, Kelly says she feels like an adolescent again. “I can’t...

Victoria Rae Black

Midwest beauty Victoria Rae Black is not shy about revealing her favorite body part: “I love my boobs!” the slender brunette enthuses. “Fact is, I’m a little obsessed. I’m into titty-fucking, and I own over a hundred bras. But the best thing about sexy lingerie is the look in a...

Luna Star

“I might be addicted to Twitter,” Luna Star confesses. “I like posting pictures and seeing what the reaction is!” We’re guessing she gets a lot of positive feedback. But the feisty Floridian with a Cuban heritage isn’t all about tweets. Besides sex, her pastimes include cheering on the Miami Heat,...

Francesca Lombardi

Sweet 19 and new to nude modeling, Francesca Lombardi  wants to make it clear that, yes, she is nice, but she also has her naughty side. “Yesterday I showed up at a boy’s door wearing nothing but body paint. Last week I gave a blowjob in an elevator—I got caught,...

Pamela

Like so many other girls of her era, Pamela left home to seek the good life in California. The opportunity to further her career as a model was the main reason she moved west from her home in a New Jersey suburb, but good weather and good fun had a...

Ashlyn Rae

“My job is awesome!” Ashlyn Rae gushes. “I like when people watch me and give me their attention.” Surprisingly shy off camera, the petite redhead’s a fireball in front of the lens. “I’m never as crazy or kinky as I am on-set,” Ashlyn giggles. “I’m learning a lot in porn!...

Vanessa

Vanessa smiles when we ask about her first time modeling naked. “My first time? Well…today.” Nervous, she slips her clothes off and tries out a few poses. With each click of the camera her confidence builds. “I practiced some in front of the mirror yesterday,” Vanessa admits. “Hey, how about...

Bella Baby

Bella Baby says she’s happiest at home, but doesn’t truly consider a place her own until she’s made love in every single room. “Sex in the bedroom’s okay, but fucking in the kitchen can be absolutely amazing. Open a drawer—spatulas and wooden spoons turn into sex toys. And it’s fun...

Nova Lane

“Sunbathing naked is one of my simple pleasures—feeling the warm sun on my titties and the waves splashing against my skin. I wade into the water, and the cold is exhilarating—makes me feel free and alive. I’m not a complicated woman. Give me a nice glass of wine with dinner,...

Jacqueline

HUSTLER CLASSIC SEPTEMBER 1986 – Jacqueline follows the sun. Relaxing on the coast of France, she wishes there was somebody to share her Riviera reverie. But the men in her life must always take a backseat to her travels. Sighs the solar groupie, “I’d rather go a month without a...

Kenze Thomas

“Right now organic chemistry is kicking my butt—I’m a kinesiology major, and I’m gonna be a doctor.” This Midwest medic is modeling her way through school, studying the science of movement in the classroom and bedroom. “I like guys who aren’t afraid to say what they want,” Kenze Thomas  insists....

Connie Carter

It’s been over three years since we popped Connie’s cherry. She stunned as a photo virgin in our June ’10 issue. When her latest photos came across our desk, we couldn’t resist. Here’s the leggy Czech beauty once again. Is it just us, or does she look even hotter this...

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